The 'sound off about something that sucked today' thread
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
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I get to go to the girly doctor in 20 minutes. And my allergy meds that were "in the mail" 15 days ago still haven't arrived. And the brother is broken.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
I had to attend sexual harassment training today (mandatory for supervisors and up). total waste of fucking time. I learned nothing new.
Correction: I learned that Promoted Office Monkey, UFC, and I are smarter than most of the management and supervisors in the security field.
Correction: I learned that Promoted Office Monkey, UFC, and I are smarter than most of the management and supervisors in the security field.
<font color=#5c7898>A high I.Q. is like a jeep. You'll still get stuck; you'll just be farther from help when you do.
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- sinsual
- Bondsman of the Crimson Assfro
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I have to run new network wiring thru the attic when the battery on my cordless drill died. So now I have to wait for it to quickcharge, then crawl back into the attic to run the wiring. Atleast it isn't fiberglass insulation, but damn it has to be 120F up there right now...
www.evieshope.com
No infant should have Eye Cancer...
No infant should have Eye Cancer...
- Kitt
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After making the poor decision to chow down on more than half of a medium, grease-coated bag o' popcorn, a big bag o' sour patch kids, and a very large coke, I now have to take about 208341 Maalox to quell the churning in my stomach.
Kids, take this as a lesson: Don't eat the chairs in the movie theatre.
Kids, take this as a lesson: Don't eat the chairs in the movie theatre.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
Parents are staunchly refusing to allow me to perform in a colorguard during the NYC Heritage Pride Parade. Will have to come out to them in order to arrange such a thing, and will promptly be thrown from the house.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
I saw that on his lj. When I become the new dictator, everytime Paul gets assulted or injured due to administration f-up, then Paul gets to do the same thing to the higher ups for creating the situation.
<font color=#5c7898>A high I.Q. is like a jeep. You'll still get stuck; you'll just be farther from help when you do.
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I ran over a cat today.
While getting on the freeway, the wash from the car ahead of me flung the cat right in front of me (either that or the car ahead and in the next lane hit the cat and it bounced into my lane). At first I thought it was a bag (the on ramp was pretty dark), but by the time I realized what it was, the cat was already going under the tires.
While getting on the freeway, the wash from the car ahead of me flung the cat right in front of me (either that or the car ahead and in the next lane hit the cat and it bounced into my lane). At first I thought it was a bag (the on ramp was pretty dark), but by the time I realized what it was, the cat was already going under the tires.
<font color=#5c7898>A high I.Q. is like a jeep. You'll still get stuck; you'll just be farther from help when you do.
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One fucking guard calling off has forced me to spend over 3 hours on the phone trying to cover one shift (so far 3 guards shuffled around to differnt sites and at different times). It's no wonder I hate leaving messages on my friends' phones.
<font color=#5c7898>A high I.Q. is like a jeep. You'll still get stuck; you'll just be farther from help when you do.
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- Kitt
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Cramps of doom hit with an hour left of work. I was 15 cents short of the chocolate ice cream bar in the vending machine downstairs. Nobody else had change.
Additionally: went to dermatologist to get a freckle or 3 on the left thigh checked out. Doc looks at the big one, busts out a melanoma warning sign card, holds up the third picture to my leg, and I go, "Aw crap."
Freckle is now on its way to a lab to see if it *is* melanoma. If so, I will be dancing around singing, "I'm a carcinogen, I'm a carcinogen, I'm a carcinogen, doo-dah doo-dah hey!"
Additionally: went to dermatologist to get a freckle or 3 on the left thigh checked out. Doc looks at the big one, busts out a melanoma warning sign card, holds up the third picture to my leg, and I go, "Aw crap."
Freckle is now on its way to a lab to see if it *is* melanoma. If so, I will be dancing around singing, "I'm a carcinogen, I'm a carcinogen, I'm a carcinogen, doo-dah doo-dah hey!"
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
One of my favorite distant-relatives is dying of ALS. His 8-year-old son, who has recently had open surgery, may need a valve replacement. He and his wife both have Lyme.
That really sucks.
That really sucks.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
- JohnnyRico
- Wuffle Student
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- Location: Hell on Earth, in the Greatest state of the Union
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Well, the exceedingly large bags of douche that constitute the management here at work refuse to see that, hey, we have shitty response times in the morning, so lets get some more techs on. As such, Instead of acting as a Transitional Trainer like they brought me onto this team to be, I'm stuck getting dicked over and being a normal tech. And it's busy as fucking hell here during the day.
And now they've got us down to one day a week off the phones. This time a month ago, we had one day ON the phones. Fucking management
And now they've got us down to one day a week off the phones. This time a month ago, we had one day ON the phones. Fucking management
"I have a conundrum for you. A riddle if you will. What's the difference between you, and malard with a cold? I don't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore." -"Sean Connery" Celebrity Jeopardy- SNL
Everything was fine today. I was going out with this girl, I went to the gym with her so I could kinda show off, everything went smooth. I even got a work out, which I hadn't had in fucking yonks...
I took the bus home, and I come home and can't find my keys. I fucking lost the keys to my house. I suck!
I took the bus home, and I come home and can't find my keys. I fucking lost the keys to my house. I suck!
- Kitt
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- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
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In Fark-fashion
Not news: The refrigerator has been dripping. The landlord said it had something to do with the humidity, so we played along and dealt with it. Despite a lack of humidity, the refrigerator continues to drip. We call a friend who happens to fix fridges for a living; he says he'll look at it the next time he's in town.
News: Tonight, we discover why it's dripping:
In the back of the freezer there is a grating, much like one would find on a high school locker, used as a vent. (Or slipping notes/pot. Whatever.) Through said grate/vent, there is an obvious metal coil. It is excessively hot. Very bright red. The condensation that usually freezes into a light layer of frost on the inside of the freezer is condensing near that red coil and dripping. Complete with sizzling sound effects, funky smell of hot metal cooling, and steam...that condenses...and pools by the red hot coil...and drips...
Fark: This happens *after* a late-night shopping trip to buy milk, ice pops, waffles, and other assorted cold things. The contents of the fridge/freezer are now sitting in the freshly-cleaned bathtub awaiting ice.
Not news: The refrigerator has been dripping. The landlord said it had something to do with the humidity, so we played along and dealt with it. Despite a lack of humidity, the refrigerator continues to drip. We call a friend who happens to fix fridges for a living; he says he'll look at it the next time he's in town.
News: Tonight, we discover why it's dripping:
In the back of the freezer there is a grating, much like one would find on a high school locker, used as a vent. (Or slipping notes/pot. Whatever.) Through said grate/vent, there is an obvious metal coil. It is excessively hot. Very bright red. The condensation that usually freezes into a light layer of frost on the inside of the freezer is condensing near that red coil and dripping. Complete with sizzling sound effects, funky smell of hot metal cooling, and steam...that condenses...and pools by the red hot coil...and drips...
Fark: This happens *after* a late-night shopping trip to buy milk, ice pops, waffles, and other assorted cold things. The contents of the fridge/freezer are now sitting in the freshly-cleaned bathtub awaiting ice.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
I got stood up on my hawt date. We were totally gonna have crazy monkey sex, but she didn't show. No text, no phone call, nothing. Not that THATS so bad, its just the fourth time its happened to me so far. I'm starting to wonder if its me.
But something positive did happen though, so check the positive thread.
But something positive did happen though, so check the positive thread.
Funny, yet sad. Kinda like getting tit-fucked by a clown.