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- The Grand Crusader
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 591
- Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2002 5:25 pm
- Location: Cedar Rapids, IA
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
Fact: I've been dropped 12 times in rehearsal for West Side Story.
Fact: There's a count of drops.
Fact: The count is entitled "How Many Times Will Jean Drop Kitt Before The End Of The Run Count."
Fact: said count is up to 12.
Fact: If the count rises during a show, Jean will be dropped into a tuba.
Fact: There's a count of drops.
Fact: The count is entitled "How Many Times Will Jean Drop Kitt Before The End Of The Run Count."
Fact: said count is up to 12.
Fact: If the count rises during a show, Jean will be dropped into a tuba.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
- Lord Death Hand
- No-Life Loser
- Posts: 10666
- Joined: Tue Mar 19, 2002 7:42 pm
- Location: Flatsville, Iowa
- Lord Death Hand
- No-Life Loser
- Posts: 10666
- Joined: Tue Mar 19, 2002 7:42 pm
- Location: Flatsville, Iowa
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
Opinion: BOYS SUCK
Insight: If you like a girl, and you decide to tell her you like her, never tell her that there can be nothing between you because you don't want to break the heart of a different girl that you are not, in fact, dating.
Insight: If you like a girl, and you decide to tell her you like her, never tell her that there can be nothing between you because you don't want to break the heart of a different girl that you are not, in fact, dating.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
- Lord Death Hand
- No-Life Loser
- Posts: 10666
- Joined: Tue Mar 19, 2002 7:42 pm
- Location: Flatsville, Iowa
- DarkMage
- Bondsman of the Crimson Assfro
- Posts: 2133
- Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2002 3:41 pm
- Location: Upstate NY
Fact: I have three bug bites and they itch ALOT
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What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies - Aristotle
Drive by Ogling
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What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies - Aristotle
Drive by Ogling
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- The Wolfen
- Wuffle Master
- Posts: 1700
- Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:10 am
- Location: Manchester, England
Fact: I've reactivated my account!
Opinion: Kitt is correct, at least in this case.
Opinion: Kitt is correct, at least in this case.
Wolfen.
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
- The Wolfen
- Wuffle Master
- Posts: 1700
- Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:10 am
- Location: Manchester, England
Fact: I'm tired
Additional fact: Online game betas that are only open for two hours a night, suck.
Additional fact: Online game betas that are only open for two hours a night, suck.
Wolfen.
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
- Lord Death Hand
- No-Life Loser
- Posts: 10666
- Joined: Tue Mar 19, 2002 7:42 pm
- Location: Flatsville, Iowa
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
Reply: I like it, too.
Question: Has anyone seen my pants?
Following statement: I took muscle relaxers last night, and now my pants are missing.
Question: Has anyone seen my pants?
Following statement: I took muscle relaxers last night, and now my pants are missing.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
- The Wolfen
- Wuffle Master
- Posts: 1700
- Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:10 am
- Location: Manchester, England
Fact: My knee hurts
Wolfen.
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
Beginning of "Who Has A Bigger Misery Cock" Contest: My left hip gave out while taking a flight of stairs on Sunday, and didn't stop cramping until I took muscle relaxers last night, and now it's back to being cramped.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
- The Wolfen
- Wuffle Master
- Posts: 1700
- Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:10 am
- Location: Manchester, England
Observation: That sucks much more than my knee.
Fact: I twisted it while cleaning up the garden.
Fact: I twisted it while cleaning up the garden.
Wolfen.
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
- The Wolfen
- Wuffle Master
- Posts: 1700
- Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:10 am
- Location: Manchester, England
Fact: It's 17:30.
Related Fact: I'm going home.
Related Fact: I'm going home.
Wolfen.
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
- The Wolfen
- Wuffle Master
- Posts: 1700
- Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:10 am
- Location: Manchester, England
Fact: My knee is much better today.
Fact: It's bright and sunny here!
Fact: Our aircon is actually working!
Theory: Something is going to go very, very wrong in the near future.
Fact: It's bright and sunny here!
Fact: Our aircon is actually working!
Theory: Something is going to go very, very wrong in the near future.
Wolfen.
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
- The Wolfen
- Wuffle Master
- Posts: 1700
- Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2002 8:10 am
- Location: Manchester, England
Fact: I haven't seen it either
Fact: I am at work again
Fact: It is gloriously sunny outside
Prediction: I will go for a walk at lunchtime
Further Prediction: It will then rain
Fact: This post is getting too long
Opinion: I should stop now
Fact: I am going to stop
Fact: I am at work again
Fact: It is gloriously sunny outside
Prediction: I will go for a walk at lunchtime
Further Prediction: It will then rain
Fact: This post is getting too long
Opinion: I should stop now
Fact: I am going to stop
Wolfen.
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
'My advantageous mongoose masturbates with abandon over your mother's skeleton!' - Lazarus Churchyard.
"Cazmonster takes a moment out of sniping evil pengooins in the head to ponder the coolness of Wolfen on fire." - Caz
"Doesn't that hurt though? I mean I don't like it when people bite my arm pits" - LDH
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- No-Life Loser
- Posts: 11964
- Joined: Tue Mar 12, 2002 7:28 am
- Contact:
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- Bondsman of the Crimson Assfro
- Posts: 2192
- Joined: Thu Jun 20, 2002 7:14 am
- Location: Down the rabbit hole...
- Contact:
Fact: I have taken 4 percocet this morning and the pain from the extractions is still intense.
Opinion: I have built a very high tolerance to Percocet from taking it nigh on daily.
Opinion: I have built a very high tolerance to Percocet from taking it nigh on daily.
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No infant should have Eye Cancer...
No infant should have Eye Cancer...
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
Fact: I'm making an attempt to resurrect this thread.
Estimation: It's roughly noon-thirty.
Theory: I should eat something.
Realization: We totally have "better than sex cake".
Depressing realization: It's not.
Gripe: My housemate is being an uptight bitch about me dating her brother.
Opinion: I should tell her to get the barbed wire out of her panties and move on with life.
Problem: Her husband of one week had to return to his military post in Hawaii yesterday morning.
Conundrum: If I tell her off now, she'll hate me forever, thus making all aspects of my life difficult. However, if I don't tell her off now, my relationship with her brother will become strained.
Angst-causing Situation: Her husband thinks the brother and I should date, get married, and make babies, but since he's now in Hawaii, his say will be completely ignored.
Decision: I will stop adding to this post.
Estimation: It's roughly noon-thirty.
Theory: I should eat something.
Realization: We totally have "better than sex cake".
Depressing realization: It's not.
Gripe: My housemate is being an uptight bitch about me dating her brother.
Opinion: I should tell her to get the barbed wire out of her panties and move on with life.
Problem: Her husband of one week had to return to his military post in Hawaii yesterday morning.
Conundrum: If I tell her off now, she'll hate me forever, thus making all aspects of my life difficult. However, if I don't tell her off now, my relationship with her brother will become strained.
Angst-causing Situation: Her husband thinks the brother and I should date, get married, and make babies, but since he's now in Hawaii, his say will be completely ignored.
Decision: I will stop adding to this post.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
Response: He and I are both planning on verbally bitch-slapping her.
Fact: I have the cold from hell.
Symptoms: Sudden onset of regular cold symptoms, plus all flu symptoms except fever.
Whiney Statement: I don't feel good.
Smiley face:
Fact: I have the cold from hell.
Symptoms: Sudden onset of regular cold symptoms, plus all flu symptoms except fever.
Whiney Statement: I don't feel good.
Smiley face:
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
Fact: I live
Additional fact: I haven't posted here in some time.
Resolution: I should make an effort to change that.
Depressing thought: Not sure how long the resolution will last though.
Additional fact: I haven't posted here in some time.
Resolution: I should make an effort to change that.
Depressing thought: Not sure how long the resolution will last though.
_<font color="#5C7898">"You know, Memory?
I'd have to say that you are one cool, fucked-up guy.
Just like the rest of us.
It's a pleasure reading your posts in the morning over a cup of coffee. “ – JetPlane</font>
I'd have to say that you are one cool, fucked-up guy.
Just like the rest of us.
It's a pleasure reading your posts in the morning over a cup of coffee. “ – JetPlane</font>