The Adventures of BigJim and MooCow

[MooCow]

So Jim and I went to a party saturday night. Much fun was had by all. On the way home....

Moo: I hope they haven't towed my truck
Jim: That'd be funny. Well, for me at least.
Moo: Except I'm your ride home.
Jim: I have friends in the area.
Moo: Fuck you....

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*Pulling out and driving home*

Moo: So which way do I go to get out of here?
Jim: I have no idea. Weren't you paying attention as we drove in?
Moo: I was paying attention to following the car in front of us. Where are the directions? You had them.
Jim: I don't now. Turn Left here.
Moo: *turning Left* So you know where we are?
Jim: Not a clue.
Moo:.....
Moo: Well there's River Rd. *Pointing at some irrelevant side street*
Jim: Of Course! I know where we are now!
Moo: ..... fuck you.
Jim: No, I really do! Turn Left here.
Moo: *turning left*
Jim: Nope, I was wrong. I don't know where we are.
Moo: ......

Eventually, we broke down and got a map out. That was helpful, though we had a few instances that were reminescent of GenCon with Flak, Maelwys, and I.

*Approaching Railroad Tracks*

Jim: Damn, train.
Moo: What did we want? LeHigh?
Jim: Yeah.
Moo: Well there it is, parralel to the tracks. *Turning onto LeHigh*
Jim: Hmmm.... Then again maybe this isn't right. This is looking like an industrial access rd.
Moo: Isn't this how Horror movies start?
Jim: The people behind us are probably going "Oh god no! Don't go down that road at night!"
Moo: You're so reassuring. Well keep checking the back seat for a psychopath.
Jim: I think he's already in the drivers seat.
Moo: ......

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Moo: *Looking at the train* Hey, maybe we should race the train....
Jim: Sounds fun.
Moo: You know, you're supposed to talk me out of things like that...
Jim: Oh, sorry.

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Moo: What cross street are we looking for?
Jim: Tuhey
Moo: Is this Tuhey? I don't see any signs.
Jim: Neither do I.
Moo: Well then it must not be an important road. *Going through the light*
Jim: Probably not.
Jim: *Several seconds later* I think that was Tuhey.
Moo: ......
Moo: Well there's Forestview.
Jim: Not on the map.
Moo: Ummm.... How about Lakeside?
Jim: Not on the Map.
Moo: *Having flashbacks of the Hell Map at GenCon* Well Fuck.
Jim: Don't worry, I'll get us home. Trust Me.
Moo: I'm having flashbacks of Sledge Hammer here.

Needles to say.... we made it home. It took us probably an hour and a half to do what should have been 30 minutes or less. Ahhh.... I love driving.

[Jestyr]

[Patience]

Yeah, pretty typical Jim driving experience. *ducks*

[Cash]

Typical Moo as well.

[Big Jim]

*Throws Cash at Moo*

I still say we should have raced the train.

[FlakJacket]

Moo: *Having flashbacks of the Hell Map at GenCon* Well Fuck.

Nothing compares to the Hell Map.