GenCon Baby, GenCon!!!

Jeff Hauze · Post by **Jeff Hauze** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 5:44 pm

w00t! The good news is in. Nexus and I will be attending. My time off was finally approved. Now we just need to find some lodgings. But to all who will be there, I'll be very glad to get a chance to see you. Three years in the making, but I'll finally make it to this damn event. Jeff goes off with the Four-Four time and the dancing and the booty-shaking.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 6:51 pm

Woo Ah! Woo Ah! Get Yo Hands Up!

Cazmonster does a Busta-Rhymes inspired dance of joy.

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 6:57 pm

Now we just need to find some lodgings.

*MooCow hands Jeff a pillow for the Anime room*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat Mar 29, 2003 7:29 pm

I think Moo just has a repressed longing for sleeping where the chicks are all bug-eyed.

Jestyr · Post by **Jestyr** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 2:02 am

A Jeff AND a Nex at GenCon?

YAY!

Can't wait to meet you guys.

Meri · Post by **Meri** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 2:03 am

Me laughs, looks at Jeff and chants "Six-eight, six-eight, six-eight..."

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 3:25 am

MooCow wrote:
Now we just need to find some lodgings.
*MooCow hands Jeff a pillow for the Anime room*

May I ask just what the Anime Room is?

FlakJacket · Post by **FlakJacket** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 5:08 am

It's a room where they screen Anime practically round the clock IIRC. The standing joke is that all the cheapskates and those that couldn't get rooms just crashed there every night.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 5:19 am

Cute.

BTW, I'M GOING TO GC! WAHOO!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 5:20 am

And there's festive stuffed animal bondage you can do in the anime room.

I saw some fifteen year old with a tied up ty bear and that was totally fucked up.

DV8 · Post by **DV8** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 9:14 am

Fuck! Another two reasons why I should try to make GenCon happen for me.

FlakJacket · Post by **FlakJacket** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 10:30 am

Perhaps we should start up a collection for Dennis to make sure he gets there? We could even have our own catchty song, "Do They Know It's Drinking Time?"

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 4:22 pm

Fuck! Another two reasons why I should try to make GenCon happen for me.

You have to make GenCon happen!! Who else is going to make late night prank calls to my Sister?!?!

I swear, if I ever win the lottery I'm establishing The Bulldrek Scholarship Fund.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 7:18 pm

DV8 wrote:Fuck! Another two reasons why I should try to make GenCon happen for me.

There's a decent chance you can watch me lose my mind in the vendor area again. That's always good for a laugh.

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 7:41 pm

There's a rapidly increasing chance I won't be able to make it this year, unless I manage to actually keep my job during my company's current round of layoffs.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 8:26 pm

Geh, layoffs totally suck.

Adam · Post by **Adam** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 8:26 pm

I'll be at GenCon . . .

. . . and I'll get paid for being there.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 8:28 pm

Well yeah, there is that, you total manslut.

FlakJacket · Post by **FlakJacket** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 9:22 pm

Please Caz. The correct term is (corporate) whore. He is a professional you know.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sun Mar 30, 2003 9:36 pm

Damn, that's right, and we even went over that last night on IRC.

Man, I wish I could whore myself out to a gaming company, that would be boss.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 2:31 am

I thought you're already whoring, Cazmonster?

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:16 am

I thought you're already whoring, Cazmonster?

I'm a whore. I think the owner of my company gets annoyed when I refer to what I do as that.

"What do you do for a living?" "I'm an Engineering Whore. I work for Cotter Pimps, Inc."

MissTeja · Post by **MissTeja** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:29 am

*Teja runs in and does the 'Going to GenCon too' dance, laughing manically.*

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 6:22 am

I'm not, but I don't think I care. At some point I will care, but this yearI do not care.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 9:36 am

*shuffles Eli into a room*

That one is for people that are and do care....

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 3:06 pm

Cash wrote:*shuffles Eli into a room*

That one is for people that are and do care....

Cash, I love you. Only you and I know what movie that came from.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 4:14 pm

Could you explain it to me? I'm at a bit of a loss on how to even process the sentence.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 4:23 pm

*Hands Eli a copy of The Kentucky Fried Movie*

Go. Watch. Enjoy.

"You have our...gratitude."

Wildfire · Post by **Wildfire** » Mon Mar 31, 2003 5:30 pm

S'okay Eli, I would be bit worried if Gencon was the most important event on your mind

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Apr 01, 2003 10:38 pm

*nods* KFM rocks! "Once more, wif feewing."

*does the tentative Going to GenCon Dance* gotta get that time off...

Jestyr · Post by **Jestyr** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 7:06 am

Damn straight you've got to! If only I had something to threaten your bosses with...

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 12:43 pm

Threaten your boss with spork. Works 1 out of 1 times.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 3:04 pm

Cash, tell them you have to be there or some giant dude will come to their house and take their children away to game incessantly while being fed pounds of pixie sticks and quarts of Mountain Dew.

Jestyr · Post by **Jestyr** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 8:18 pm

That's a fairly effective threat, I'd say.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 11:08 pm

Hee-hee I'm going to a "writers convention."

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 11:13 pm

Jestyr wrote:That's a fairly effective threat, I'd say.

Cazmonster flexes.

F-Bomb!

Roadspike · Post by **Roadspike** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 11:26 pm

I'll be there. I'll be there working. In fact, I'll almost certainly be running the Mage Knight Worlds there. And when I'm not doing that, I'll be working in the WizKids booth. And when I'm not doing that, I'll be eating or sleeping or trying to find y'all. If possible, I'll be wearing a black fedora for identification purposes, but in any case, I'll be the tall thin guy with glasses, a gold hoop earring in my left ear, and dark brown hair in the WK Employee shirt.

Adam · Post by **Adam** » Wed Apr 02, 2003 11:41 pm

Tall thin guy at a gamer convention? Well then, you'll be <b>so</b> easy to spot! *grin*

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 12:12 am

Jestyr · Post by **Jestyr** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 1:06 pm

Especially to anyone who thinks that Adam and Ratlaw look alike

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Apr 03, 2003 3:05 pm

The glasses make it a lock, there won't be more than say eight or ten dozen guys like that at Gencon.

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 2:46 am

*does the tentative Going to GenCon Dance* gotta get that time off...

Show them pictures of me in fully priestly vestments. Tell them I make house calls.....

Jestyr · Post by **Jestyr** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 6:26 am

This forum's title has never seemed so appropriate...

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Apr 04, 2003 6:53 am

Mu ha ha ha! We shall make Indianapolis weep for allowing us inside their walls.

Wildfire · Post by **Wildfire** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 12:58 am

I'm still hoping to be able to get some of my other weird friends to meet you guys there

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Apr 08, 2003 1:02 am

They might think twice about being friends with you after they meet us. But that's just the dry cell batteries and the alligator clamps and the blasted testicles.

Chuckles · Post by **Chuckles** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 5:06 pm

Chuckles will be at gencon.

He is also running a Mind's Eye Theater LARP (it's cool).

And right now, he's gonna plug his game (go register, it's only $4.50 fer three nights of gaming fun)

Phoenix Redux is the name. Find more info Here!

Registration for events starts at 12 noon Pacific.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 5:09 pm

CHUCKLES!

Cazmonster rushes headlong into Chuckles, wuffling madly.

Dude, good to hear from you again.

Chuckles · Post by **Chuckles** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 5:58 pm

I've been quite busy.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 6:03 pm

Busy is good. Not being here is bad. There are many naughty people you should detonate the scrotums of.