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Control. I was talking to Lilith in #Bulldrek, we came up with something that would be nice to see included in that revolving quote thingamajigger under the Bulldrek index. Know what I'm talking about?

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I like that idea. Could we get more? Some things round here have struck me as funny. If its possible lets assemble some of these.
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Quotes can always be proposed, and as soon as it is technically possible, they will be added.
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I'd like to proposed the quote: Millions for nonsense but not one cent for entropy.
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If brute force didn't work, you obviously didn't use enough.
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Like a big used wet ...oooooooh, shinies!
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When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout!

It's all fun and games after someone loses an eye!

If you lived here, you woul've been strafed by now!
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It's all fun and games untill someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games that they can't see.
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"I think my beer's broken."
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"Scandal! Violence! Death death DEATH! And now... kitties!"

Sinfest lends itself to Bulldrek conversions oh-so well.
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JohnnyRico wrote:It's all fun and games untill someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games that they can't see.
I like my version of this best...

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, and then it's fucking hilarious."
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Post by Fortune »

Kwyndig wrote:
JohnnyRico wrote:It's all fun and games untill someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games that they can't see.
I like my version of this best...

"It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, and then it's fucking hilarious."
Or..."It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye, then you have a new toy to play with!"
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The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Anyone who is dumb enough to eat a block of C4 deserves to explode.

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