Bulldrek v3.0

Well, Melissa and I tied the knot yesterday in Frankenmuth, MI at the Bavarian Inn Lodge. It was a great ceremony and an even better reception. Good to see 32 and Paul and family. We are now off to St. Lucia for a 7-night stay. I can't wait. Chat at you all when we get back!

Congratulations!

Should have made the reception at Bronner's, though.

Congratulations, Joseph.

G'luck!

WillyGilligan wrote:Congratulations!

Should have made the reception at Bronner's, though.

No no no no no. Bronners looked like hell on earth when we drove by. Way too much Jesus, way to much commercialism. Of course, I suppose it's appropriate since Christianity has really latched onto commercialism.

That's true, there's a lot of Jesus in there (sort of appropriate). But there's a lot of general xmas stuff too that's kind of fun. I liked Frankenmuth in general the one time we were visiting my in-laws and took a side trip.

It was a really nice wedding. I loved the location; outside, between the beautiful lodge and the more-beautiful river.

Congrats!

Congratulations!

Congrats, Uncle Joseph!

How exciting. Congrats, G. Very happy for you both.

Congratulations!!!!!

A horribly late Congrats!

Same as with Sam. Asking if you've fucked her yet would now be superfluous and not nearly as inappropriate as it would have been earlier in the thread.

That doesn't mean that I don't want an answer, though.

Crazy Elf wrote:Same as with Sam. Asking if you've fucked her yet would now be superfluous and not nearly as inappropriate as it would have been earlier in the thread.

That doesn't mean that I don't want an answer, though.

We've decided to include intercourse in our relationship ONLY when we are trying to have children. Any other time would be a sin.

We're back from our honeymoon in St. Lucia. What a great time. We stayed at Sandals all-inclusive, which I now highly recommend. The beaches were great, the swim-up bars at the pools, the food...everything was awesome. Plus, it was nice not having to constantly think about my wallet ever time we went to dinner or some activity. Even the local St. Lucian Lager named "Piton" was very good. We took a catamaran day cruise to the south of the island to Soufriere and visited the botanical gardens, the sulfur springs and the accompanying volcano. We also went snorkeling. However, we spent most of our time at the pool, the bars and restaurants. One problem I had, however, was the intense heat and humidity. I don't do well in the heat, so I had a rough time on occasion. And the island got hotter and more humid at night (just less sun). Missed the hurricanes and had perfect (albeit warm) weather the whole time.

So did you get any?

With that kind of schedule? Not a chance. Plus think of all the hot chicks at the beaches and swim-up bars. Bang his wife or meet hot chicks? Christ, Paul. Think man!

*makes a note to never meet UncleJoseph after that comment*

UncleJoseph wrote:

Crazy Elf wrote:Same as with Sam. Asking if you've fucked her yet would now be superfluous and not nearly as inappropriate as it would have been earlier in the thread.

That doesn't mean that I don't want an answer, though.

We've decided to include intercourse in our relationship ONLY when we are trying to have children. Any other time would be a sin.

My left hand and I have been trying for kids for a couple of years now.

Hope you have better luck.

congrats, Joseph. Did you check to see if your wife is lesbian? Don't want you go through what I went through, man...

FlameBlade wrote:congrats, Joseph. Did you check to see if your wife is lesbian? Don't want you go through what I went through, man...

Yeah, I made her get the sexual preference blood test. It's all good.