Married man...

UncleJoseph · Post by **UncleJoseph** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:40 am

Well, Melissa and I tied the knot yesterday in Frankenmuth, MI at the Bavarian Inn Lodge. It was a great ceremony and an even better reception. Good to see 32 and Paul and family. We are now off to St. Lucia for a 7-night stay. I can't wait. Chat at you all when we get back!

WillyGilligan · Post by **WillyGilligan** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 11:35 am

Congratulations!

Should have made the reception at Bronner's, though.

DV8 · Post by **DV8** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 12:51 pm

Congratulations, Joseph.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:16 pm

G'luck!

Iantha · Post by **Iantha** » Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:52 pm

WillyGilligan wrote:Congratulations!

Should have made the reception at Bronner's, though.

No no no no no. Bronners looked like hell on earth when we drove by. Way too much Jesus, way to much commercialism. Of course, I suppose it's appropriate since Christianity has really latched onto commercialism.

WillyGilligan · Post by **WillyGilligan** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 11:36 am

That's true, there's a lot of Jesus in there (sort of appropriate). But there's a lot of general xmas stuff too that's kind of fun. I liked Frankenmuth in general the one time we were visiting my in-laws and took a side trip.

3278 · Post by **3278** » Tue Sep 04, 2007 5:42 pm

It was a really nice wedding. I loved the location; outside, between the beautiful lodge and the more-beautiful river.

Cain · Post by **Cain** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 12:18 am

Congrats!

lordhellion · Post by **lordhellion** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:08 am

Congratulations!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 2:36 pm

Congrats, Uncle Joseph!

MissTeja · Post by **MissTeja** » Wed Sep 05, 2007 9:19 pm

How exciting. Congrats, G.

Very happy for you both.

Instant Cash · Post by **Instant Cash** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 7:13 pm

Congratulations!!!!!

Sam · Post by **Sam** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 7:56 am

A horribly late Congrats!

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 2:36 pm

Same as with Sam. Asking if you've fucked her yet would now be superfluous and not nearly as inappropriate as it would have been earlier in the thread.

That doesn't mean that I don't want an answer, though.

UncleJoseph · Post by **UncleJoseph** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:51 pm

Crazy Elf wrote:Same as with Sam. Asking if you've fucked her yet would now be superfluous and not nearly as inappropriate as it would have been earlier in the thread.

That doesn't mean that I don't want an answer, though.

We've decided to include intercourse in our relationship ONLY when we are trying to have children. Any other time would be a sin.

UncleJoseph · Post by **UncleJoseph** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 3:56 pm

We're back from our honeymoon in St. Lucia. What a great time. We stayed at Sandals all-inclusive, which I now highly recommend. The beaches were great, the swim-up bars at the pools, the food...everything was awesome. Plus, it was nice not having to constantly think about my wallet ever time we went to dinner or some activity. Even the local St. Lucian Lager named "Piton" was very good. We took a catamaran day cruise to the south of the island to Soufriere and visited the botanical gardens, the sulfur springs and the accompanying volcano. We also went snorkeling. However, we spent most of our time at the pool, the bars and restaurants. One problem I had, however, was the intense heat and humidity. I don't do well in the heat, so I had a rough time on occasion. And the island got hotter and more humid at night (just less sun). Missed the hurricanes and had perfect (albeit warm) weather the whole time.

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 4:04 pm

So did you get any?

Jeff Hauze · Post by **Jeff Hauze** » Tue Sep 11, 2007 5:42 pm

With that kind of schedule? Not a chance. Plus think of all the hot chicks at the beaches and swim-up bars. Bang his wife or meet hot chicks? Christ, Paul. Think man!

*makes a note to never meet UncleJoseph after that comment*

Johnny the Bull · Post by **Johnny the Bull** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 9:24 am

UncleJoseph wrote:
Crazy Elf wrote:Same as with Sam. Asking if you've fucked her yet would now be superfluous and not nearly as inappropriate as it would have been earlier in the thread.

That doesn't mean that I don't want an answer, though.
We've decided to include intercourse in our relationship ONLY when we are trying to have children. Any other time would be a sin.

My left hand and I have been trying for kids for a couple of years now.

Hope you have better luck.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 2:25 am

congrats, Joseph. Did you check to see if your wife is lesbian? Don't want you go through what I went through, man...

UncleJoseph · Post by **UncleJoseph** » Tue Sep 18, 2007 5:34 am

FlameBlade wrote:congrats, Joseph. Did you check to see if your wife is lesbian? Don't want you go through what I went through, man...

Yeah, I made her get the sexual preference blood test. It's all good.