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Instant Cash · Post by **Instant Cash** » Wed May 23, 2007 6:19 pm

If your pet could speak english, what kind of voice would they have?

We see often movies and shows where they give animals "voices"

Is there a certain <voiceclass> that your pet would have?

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:12 pm

Alexei, the red betta would probably have a standard 16-year old boy's voice, complete with surly attitude 85% of the time. His algae eater, Caye, would sound like Pillz-ee of Foamy fame.
Acheron, the blue betta would likely sound like the Genie in Alladdin when he's saying his shtick about not bringing people back from the dead, etc. His algae eater, Sparky, would sound like Rygel from Farscape.
The dog? Hell, I don't know.

Johnny the Bull · Post by **Johnny the Bull** » Wed May 23, 2007 9:43 pm

My dog back home, a fat labrador called Jasmine, whinges all the time. I would expect she would sound a lot like Rosie O'Donnell, who is also fat and constantly whinging.

Reika · Post by **Reika** » Wed May 23, 2007 11:32 pm

Sophie (mom's somewhat chubby, plushie cat) would have one those high pitched annoying girl voices from your typical teenaged magical girl anime.

Iantha · Post by **Iantha** » Thu May 24, 2007 1:38 am

Our cat Weston would have a deep bas, speaking the local black dialect.

"Nigga, you sittin in mah chair. Ah SAID Nigga, You SITTIN in mah CHAIR!"

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Thu May 24, 2007 4:36 am

My ferrets would probably sound like Pinky, The Brain, and that little annoying yippie dog from Looney Tunes. "Hey spike, Hi spike, what we gonna do today spike huh huh hh spike huh spike what we gonna do today spike?"

jo_alex · Post by **jo_alex** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:43 am

My two dogs back home are miniature, long-haired dachshunds. The older one is really old and her barking though still more yapping like is kind of throaty nowadays, so I'd give her a voice of Macy Gray. The younger one is yapping and whining only - she'd have to have a shrilly voice - maybe of Fran Drescher as Fran Fine from "The Nanny".
My oldest cat is very shy and reserved - she'd speak quietly in the kind of "librarian" voice. And the youngest cat - aristocratic voice, no doubts about it, with characteristic "r" for good measure.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu May 24, 2007 2:44 pm

Til is Jerry Lewis/Professor Fink from the Simpsons. No other voice comes close to matching his antics.

Instant Cash · Post by **Instant Cash** » Thu May 24, 2007 3:52 pm

Bishop wrote:My ferrets would probably sound like Pinky, The Brain, and that little annoying yippie dog from Looney Tunes. "Hey spike, Hi spike, what we gonna do today spike huh huh hh spike huh spike what we gonna do today spike?"

You have Ferrets?

Awesome!

Love Ferrets

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu May 24, 2007 7:06 pm

Depends on the ferret. Some of those things can be little bastards, but I do love holding them by the scruff on their neck until they yawn.

Instant Cash · Post by **Instant Cash** » Thu May 24, 2007 8:39 pm

They are great, the only issue I had with them is the...funk they have.

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Thu May 24, 2007 10:30 pm

I honestly can't imagine my cat with a voice, she comunicates well enough as is.
"Let me in/out" "I need food" "Wake the hell up, the alarm clock is annoying me."

The hummingbirds outside however would sound and talk like characters from Dragonball Z during a fight.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:23 pm

The sound of Instant Cash pissing on a friend's lawn a mere 3 feet away with only Daki to block the view (that would have no doubt traumatized me for life), will be stuck in the background of my mind for the rest of my life.

Instant Cash · Post by **Instant Cash** » Mon May 28, 2007 11:14 pm

What?

I had to pee.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue May 29, 2007 4:45 am

The door to the house was OPEN.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue May 29, 2007 9:32 pm

But we only tried the door AFTER he went.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue May 29, 2007 9:49 pm

Uhm...What the hell does that have to do with animal voices?

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue May 29, 2007 10:23 pm

We have fallen victim to the random topic change mid-topic.

Jeff Hauze · Post by **Jeff Hauze** » Wed May 30, 2007 12:14 am

Ahem....*channels Brineshrimp's voice*

POOP!

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed May 30, 2007 1:04 am

Integrating a squared sine wave is a pain in the ass way to find the root-mean-square voltage. I'm sticking with VRMS = VMAX/sqrt(2).

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