Just found this nasty little quiz: http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs15/f/2007/0 ... _me_do.swf
I have only made it to question 19.
Enjoy the productivity killer!
The Impossible Quiz
I thought 19 was okay, but my favorite for laughs was the "stop" clock.Daki wrote:*Thumps head* Okay, finally figured out 19. The picture actually gives you the correct order.
The first time I took it I died on the "Which answer is the biggest"-- I thought that was kind of cheap.
Also I haven't figured out the "which is smallest" one unless using your skip is the only only answer (because it has the dot in the question mark).
Animalball: I rolled a 20! That's grievous gaming!
Which is smallest: The dot on the i. 
Geneticists have established that all women share a common ancestor, called Eve, and that all men share a common ancestor, dubbed Adam. However, it has also been established that Adam was born 80.000 years after Eve. So, the world before him was one of heavy to industral strength lesbianism, one assumes.
-Stephen Fry, QI
-Stephen Fry, QI
Gods, Daki. I hate you. So much. 
Geneticists have established that all women share a common ancestor, called Eve, and that all men share a common ancestor, dubbed Adam. However, it has also been established that Adam was born 80.000 years after Eve. So, the world before him was one of heavy to industral strength lesbianism, one assumes.
-Stephen Fry, QI
-Stephen Fry, QI
The one with the horse?Jestyr wrote:I'm stuck on 15, the no-skip "Neigh! Whinny" one. ARGH.
Animalball: I rolled a 20! That's grievous gaming!
Huh? The "horse" is hanging you up? There's worse one's after that.Moto42 wrote:Yes, the horse... the horse will haunt my dreams.
*whimper*
Animalball: I rolled a 20! That's grievous gaming!
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Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
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I've been playing this fucker for months now. I made it waaaaaaaaay into it. 70s somewhere. Wonder if I can get further...
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
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Jeff Hauze
- Wuffle Trainer
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Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
- Posts: 3812
- Joined: Sat Mar 30, 2002 5:42 pm
- Location: The state of insanity
It's tricky, but once you get it, you'll want to kick yourself in the ass.Daki wrote:I'm stuck at the Armageddon one in the high 60s.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
I'm going to save this until someone seriously pisses me off. Then I'll use it as a time-devouring neuron-nuke.
Geneticists have established that all women share a common ancestor, called Eve, and that all men share a common ancestor, dubbed Adam. However, it has also been established that Adam was born 80.000 years after Eve. So, the world before him was one of heavy to industral strength lesbianism, one assumes.
-Stephen Fry, QI
-Stephen Fry, QI
I meant to post this up last week. I solved this with a co-worker of mine last week. We got all the way to the last question without cheating, got incredibly frustrated, and then cheated to finish the quiz.
Animalball: I rolled a 20! That's grievous gaming!
Yeah, the horse was one of the ones I got on the first try. One of the sad few.
There is then a need to guard against a temptation to overstate the economic evils of our own age, and to ignore the existence of similar, or worse, evils in earlier ages. Even though some exaggeration may, for the time, stimulate others, as well as ourselves, to a more intense resolve that the present evils should no longer exist, but it is not less wrong and generally it is much more foolish to palter with truth for good than for a selfish cause. The pessimistic descriptions of our own age, combined with the romantic exaggeration of the happiness of past ages must tend to setting aside the methods of progress, the work of which, if slow, is yet solid, and lead to the hasty adoption of others of greater promise, but which resemble the potent medicines of a charlatan, and while quickly effecting a little good sow the seeds of widespread and lasting decay. This impatient insincerity is an evil only less great than the moral torpor which can endure, that we with our modern resources and knowledge should look contentedly at the continued destruction of all that is worth having. There is an evil and an extreme impatience as well as an extreme patience with social ills.
