France: What the hell is wrong over there?

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Johnny the Bull wrote:I'm a Brit.
Aha! That explains it! I've been trying to justify the exceptions to my rule - "Every Australian I've encountered sucks." - and now I can. For a while, to justify Jestyr, I said, "Every /native/ Australian I've encountered sucks." Then I had so say, "Every native Australian I've met /except Johnny/ sucks." Now I don't have to do that! Every Australian that doesn't suck is actually British! Ha!
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3278 wrote:Aha! That explains it! I've been trying to justify the exceptions to my rule - "Every Australian I've encountered sucks." - and now I can. For a while, to justify Jestyr, I said, "Every /native/ Australian I've encountered sucks." Then I had so say, "Every native Australian I've met /except Johnny/ sucks." Now I don't have to do that! Every Australian that doesn't suck is actually British! Ha!
wut?
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Cash wrote:
3278 wrote:Aha! That explains it! I've been trying to justify the exceptions to my rule - "Every Australian I've encountered sucks." - and now I can. For a while, to justify Jestyr, I said, "Every /native/ Australian I've encountered sucks." Then I had so say, "Every native Australian I've met /except Johnny/ sucks." Now I don't have to do that! Every Australian that doesn't suck is actually British! Ha!
wut?
I was confused as well. I thought Elle was a native Australian.
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Yeah, but her parents aren't, right? That's un-native enough for me. [Although I'd call Adam canadian, and not british. I'm just trying to make my complaints simple!]
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3278 wrote:
Johnny the Bull wrote:I'm a Brit.
Aha! That explains it! I've been trying to justify the exceptions to my rule - "Every Australian I've encountered sucks." - and now I can. For a while, to justify Jestyr, I said, "Every /native/ Australian I've encountered sucks." Then I had so say, "Every native Australian I've met /except Johnny/ sucks." Now I don't have to do that! Every Australian that doesn't suck is actually British! Ha!

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Post by 3278 »

Damn, you're right. So now I just have to list off the Aussies that suck by name? What a pain in the ass.
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1 down 19,913,144 or so to go.
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Can't we just drop the bomb on everybody else?
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Every native Australian sucks, eh? Well you just pretend I said something witty and take that back.
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Post by 3278 »

Case in point.
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What about Fortune? I thought he was pretty groovy. I'm not sure how Aussie he is, other than living there, though...
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3278 wrote:Case in point.
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