Happy Birthday Cazmonster!

Thorn · Post by **Thorn** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:01 pm

Like the title says - happy birthday, sweetie.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:03 pm

Have a wunderbar fetus freedom day!

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:03 pm

Today is Caz's birthday...

Happy B-Day, man!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:29 pm

You guys are just the best.

Instant Cash · Post by **Instant Cash** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:34 pm

Happy birthday Caz man!

Buzzed · Post by **Buzzed** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:48 pm

/me jumps on the wagon

Happy birthday Caz!

So how old are you?

Grifter · Post by **Grifter** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:55 pm

Happy birthday, monsieur Caz.

Silent Sniper · Post by **Silent Sniper** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:11 pm

Happy Birthday!

Adam · Post by **Adam** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:39 pm

Happy birthday, Caz! *jumphugs*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:39 pm

Oh, and Thorn rocks hardcore with a twist, Sealab 2021 and Yellowcard. I love her bunches!

MissTeja · Post by **MissTeja** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:16 pm

As now annually, but amended due to changes that have occurred, here be Caz's Birthday Song...

On a dark Madison highway
Cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of wutchuks
Rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance
I heard two babies cry
My head grew heavy, and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the nigh'
There Thorn stood in the doorway
I heard the birthday song
And I was thinking to myself
Something was definately wrong
Then she lit up a candle
And she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor
I thought I heard them say

Happy Birthday to the Caz-monster,
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at Caz's Birthday Party
It's the time of year
It's the time of year (background)
You can find us here
We'll be drinking beer

His mind is 'Drekkedly twisted
He definately offends
He's got a lot of pretty messed up folks
That he calls friends
How they dance in the hotel
Free Embassy drinks
Some drink to remember
Some drink just to drink
So I called up the Trollbabe
Should I bring Rolling Rock?
She said
We've had a full supply here, since 1969
And still those babies are crying from up-stairs
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Happy Birthday to the Papa-Cazmonster,
Such a lovely place
Such a lovely place (background)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at Caz's Birthday Party
It's the time of year
It's the time of year (background)
You can find us here
We'll be drinking beer...

Big Jim · Post by **Big Jim** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:22 pm

Happy birthday, Caz!

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:50 am

YEA!!! Happy Closer to Death Day!!!

lordhellion · Post by **lordhellion** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 4:33 am

Thwaks Moo with a boot.

No 'Birthday Bummers'.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAZ!

Now, what do you get an anti-muppet who has a nine-foot prehensile cock?...

Caine Hazen · Post by **Caine Hazen** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 4:41 am

Happy Birthday dude

Salvation122 · Post by **Salvation122** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 4:45 am

Happy Birthday, Muppet Man!

Twisted Sister · Post by **Twisted Sister** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 6:59 am

Happy Birthday to ya, happy bir - erth- thday,
Happy Birthday to ya, happpppy bir-erth day.

*unce*unce*unce*

DV8 · Post by **DV8** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:06 am

*unce*unce*unce*

Happy birthday, Cazynski!

Eva · Post by **Eva** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:11 am

Happy birthday, Caz. Hope you had a good (restful..) day. :o)

crone · Post by **crone** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 10:50 am

Happy Birthday!

Merainethal · Post by **Merainethal** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 12:16 pm

Happy birthday, Caz. And apologies for lateness.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:23 pm

Happy Birthday, Caz!!!

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 1:26 pm

Happy Birthday Caz. :cyber

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:21 pm

Happy belated birthday Caz.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 2:44 pm

It's so cool to get the love from Bulldrek - I wouldn't trade it for anything else in the world.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 3:02 pm

Okay - got to say it, there is no one in the world as great as my wife. She managed to get me two perfect presents this year. Presents that were just for me (and not in any way Boltgrinder).

Yellowcard's Ocean Avenue rocks from the second you start it up. And Sealab 2021 simply fucking kills every time I watch it.

Thorn · Post by **Thorn** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 3:50 pm

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 5:04 pm

Love the new sig, Caz.

Johnny the Bull · Post by **Johnny the Bull** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 12:15 am

Happy birthday Caz!

mrmooky · Post by **mrmooky** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 1:46 am

Happy firbday to you...
Happy firbday to you...

Elldren · Post by **Elldren** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 4:29 am

Belated felicity to you, Caz. A bit late, but not unappreciated, right? right?

MissTeja · Post by **MissTeja** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 5:02 am

Dude! She got you Sealab? ...Thorn, will you be my wife, too?

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Sat Sep 11, 2004 6:52 pm

Happy Birthday Caz!!!!!!!!!!!!1

:rolling :rolling :rolling

Jeff Hauze · Post by **Jeff Hauze** » Sun Sep 12, 2004 1:30 am

A very large bit belated, but let me just say...you're the coolest motherfucker out there dude. (A hilarious statement considering Thorn's maternal status.) Seriously, from the first phone conversation, to the first meeting at Brineshrimp's crazy poo lovin' abode, to the Gathering, to the most recent joyous additions to the family. Best wishes man, and much thanks for the great help, friendship, and just all around coolness over the years. Your kids will be super-fucking-cool, and I'll teach them Four-Four time as early as you like. So until the next All Flesh game in which the dying Ang kicks my ass by falling on me, much with the tackle wuffles and shite, you complete dirty whore.