A sub-sect of Angel's thread, so here we go. I'll go first.
Bulldrekkers I would lay if given the chance(as in, both single, right circumstances, etc.) in no particular order:
1. Deev
2. Eva
3. 32
4. Elf
5. Adam
There ya have it. Who's next?
{EDIT} Well, fuck. A.H. already got it, but mine has the cooler title, so I'm willing to fight for it.
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I'm seriously damn monogamous now, but the only person on my Lay List is Marius, and has been for a while now. I would /love/ to be around Jet on a regular basis and flirt my head off with her because I think we're on the same attraction wavelength (if that makes sense). And I've always had a weak spot for the Elf, but am not sure what would come of that.
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When I first came to BD I had a thing for Cash,and NicAaron, but that’s in the past…
1. Elf – The whole Mr. Mysterioso thing, kinda attractive, but would I ever walk again?
2. Gunny – no comment
3. 32 – It would be kinda incestous since he is the quintessential “big Brother” type.
4. Jet – She seems like she’d be a good kisser, in a couple of ways.
In a related way, but not about me, I would like to be there when 32 and AK404 release the sexual tension between the two of them.
1. Elf – The whole Mr. Mysterioso thing, kinda attractive, but would I ever walk again?
2. Gunny – no comment
3. 32 – It would be kinda incestous since he is the quintessential “big Brother” type.
4. Jet – She seems like she’d be a good kisser, in a couple of ways.
In a related way, but not about me, I would like to be there when 32 and AK404 release the sexual tension between the two of them.
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That's funny. :o)Angel wrote:In a related way, but not about me, I would like to be there when 32 and AK404 release the sexual tension between the two of them.
One time I built a matter transporter, but things got screwed up (long story, lol) and I ended up turning into a kind of half-human, half-housefly monstrosity.
Then I'd better get to work. :evilVan Der Litreb wrote:This is going to piss you off, 32 (which, of course, is why I'm bringing it up), but I'm afraid Dennis is one step ahead of you.
Personally, I think it's only logical that Angel, Jet and I have the First Ever Bulldrek Threesome. [Let me think. Yeah. Should be the first, I think.] We're all on each other's lists; it's only reasonable. "Logic demands that we get it on, ladies. Come to 32."
[edit]Oh, Jet, you've left off Angel! I assure you, it's an omission you'd regret.[/edit]
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....*headtilt* what makes you think so?Angel wrote: 4. Jet – She seems like she’d be a good kisser, in a couple of ways.
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<b>Thorn said:</b> Patience really does rock!!
<b>CykoSpin said:</b> Every time I see Patience (that is, a post by Patience), I think of the Iron Maiden song "Can I Play With Madness". I don't really know why, though; for whatever reason, I just do.
<b>Thorn said:</b> Patience really does rock!!
<b>CykoSpin said:</b> Every time I see Patience (that is, a post by Patience), I think of the Iron Maiden song "Can I Play With Madness". I don't really know why, though; for whatever reason, I just do.
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I haven't had a *list* so to speak, nor do I have any logical reasoning for wanting to jump into bed with the people to follow, but it's always been a thought in the back of my mind. Any reasoning that I can give, I will. In no particular order:
>Gunny: the purveyor of Bulldrek Boobs
>Serious Paul
>Lord Hellion: I believe his Mark Paul Glosselaar avatar was from "The College Years" and that takes balls
>Eva
>Lin: There is nobody in this entire world as friggin adorable
>Daki: Because nobody can resist a couch-hurling Cary Elwes
>MooCow: Because...Oh come on, don't let your mind wander there!
>Sin: because it would just be wrong
>DV8: because he seems to be like my friend Mike, while looking like one of the guys at the theatre I regularly audition at and get screwed over by, so it makes sense.
>Cash: because I relate to the short jokes...a lot...
There's probably more that I'm forgetting, but then, being early morning and not being awake makes me a little forgetful.
>Gunny: the purveyor of Bulldrek Boobs
>Serious Paul
>Lord Hellion: I believe his Mark Paul Glosselaar avatar was from "The College Years" and that takes balls
>Eva
>Lin: There is nobody in this entire world as friggin adorable
>Daki: Because nobody can resist a couch-hurling Cary Elwes
>MooCow: Because...Oh come on, don't let your mind wander there!
>Sin: because it would just be wrong
>DV8: because he seems to be like my friend Mike, while looking like one of the guys at the theatre I regularly audition at and get screwed over by, so it makes sense.
>Cash: because I relate to the short jokes...a lot...
There's probably more that I'm forgetting, but then, being early morning and not being awake makes me a little forgetful.
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Her posts, her personality, her picture(s). Jet looks sensually feminine, in the most enjoyable way.Patience wrote:....*headtilt* what makes you think so?Angel wrote: 4. Jet – She seems like she’d be a good kisser, in a couple of ways.
Cash wrote:Ouch!had a thing
I totally agree, that's why I couldn't bring myself to put her on my list, I'd feel dirty.Lin: There is nobody in this entire world as friggin adorable
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Fair enough.Angel wrote:
Her posts, her personality, her picture(s). Jet looks sensually feminine, in the most enjoyable way.
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<b>Thorn said:</b> Patience really does rock!!
<b>CykoSpin said:</b> Every time I see Patience (that is, a post by Patience), I think of the Iron Maiden song "Can I Play With Madness". I don't really know why, though; for whatever reason, I just do.
<b>Thorn said:</b> Patience really does rock!!
<b>CykoSpin said:</b> Every time I see Patience (that is, a post by Patience), I think of the Iron Maiden song "Can I Play With Madness". I don't really know why, though; for whatever reason, I just do.
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MooCOw, because he is a pretty lady. Oh, wait, no he's not.
As a side note: Szechuan's List of people whose legs he'd hump (if nothing else).
As a side note: Szechuan's List of people whose legs he'd hump (if nothing else).
complete. dirty. whore.
_Patience said: Ang, you are truly a font of varied and useful information.
IRC Fun:
<Reika> What a glorious way to die.
<Jackal> What are you, Klingon?
<Reika> Worse, a paladin.
<Jackal> We're all fucked.
_Patience said: Ang, you are truly a font of varied and useful information.
IRC Fun:
<Reika> What a glorious way to die.
<Jackal> What are you, Klingon?
<Reika> Worse, a paladin.
<Jackal> We're all fucked.
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Yes, four for both.Moulsari wrote:How do you figure? Dennis has four on his "conquered" list, Megan has four too?Eva wrote:Oh, no wait, I forgot one. You're right, Claus. :o)
And out of curiosity, which "one" did you forget, Eva?
Screw liquid diamond. I want to be able to fling apartment building sized ingots of extracted metal into space.
Well, unfortunately for me, none of the Drekkers really intrest me that much. Hmm, I'll give it a try...
Uh, the only thing I can figure is:
Gunny: Because she get's /viewed/ so much. And she seems like a nice savage fuck(I think we covered that previously).
Now, if I was a faggot, and wanted to ream some ass, I'd definitely have to take Three-Two and Elf to town. Because they're such sick fuckers.
Oh, and Cain, but that'd just be a hatefuck.
Uh, the only thing I can figure is:
Gunny: Because she get's /viewed/ so much. And she seems like a nice savage fuck(I think we covered that previously).
Now, if I was a faggot, and wanted to ream some ass, I'd definitely have to take Three-Two and Elf to town. Because they're such sick fuckers.
Oh, and Cain, but that'd just be a hatefuck.
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Not even a quickie for me?! :cryGhotty wrote:Well, unfortunately for me, none of the Drekkers really intrest me that much. Hmm, I'll give it a try...
Uh, the only thing I can figure is:
Gunny: Because she get's /viewed/ so much. And she seems like a nice savage fuck(I think we covered that previously).
Now, if I was a faggot, and wanted to ream some ass, I'd definitely have to take Three-Two and Elf to town. Because they're such sick fuckers.
Oh, and Cain, but that'd just be a hatefuck.
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Oh, whiney bitch. You wouldn't cry so much with my cock rammed down your throat.Subversive Agent wrote:Not even a quickie for me?! :cryGhotty wrote:Well, unfortunately for me, none of the Drekkers really intrest me that much. Hmm, I'll give it a try...
Uh, the only thing I can figure is:
Gunny: Because she get's /viewed/ so much. And she seems like a nice savage fuck(I think we covered that previously).
Now, if I was a faggot, and wanted to ream some ass, I'd definitely have to take Three-Two and Elf to town. Because they're such sick fuckers.
Oh, and Cain, but that'd just be a hatefuck.
Addedum:
Sa and Adam are now on my "If I were gay, drekkers I'd fuck".
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While, that would be beautiful, I actually would love a 3-some with you and Eva, or possibly you and Dennis. I'm open.3278 wrote: Personally, I think it's only logical that Angel, Jet and I have the First Ever Bulldrek Threesome. [Let me think. Yeah. Should be the first, I think.] We're all on each other's lists; it's only reasonable. "Logic demands that we get it on, ladies. Come to 32."
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I'm pretty sure that we can have a pay site set up in under 20 minutes. Give us notice, will you?JetPlane wrote:While, that would be beautiful, I actually would love a 3-some with you and Eva, or possibly you and Dennis. I'm open.
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<b>Thorn said:</b> Patience really does rock!!
<b>CykoSpin said:</b> Every time I see Patience (that is, a post by Patience), I think of the Iron Maiden song "Can I Play With Madness". I don't really know why, though; for whatever reason, I just do.
<b>Thorn said:</b> Patience really does rock!!
<b>CykoSpin said:</b> Every time I see Patience (that is, a post by Patience), I think of the Iron Maiden song "Can I Play With Madness". I don't really know why, though; for whatever reason, I just do.
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My list is short: None.
Y'see, I really don't get anything out of sexual acts unless I have an actual strong emotional attachment to the woman I'm with. Believe me, I've tried. It doesn't work out that well at all. At least not for me.
As for bulldrekkers I'd be interested in developing a strong emotional attachment with, I can only think of one at the moment, I'm already emotionally attached to her and it would seem that it has become an exercise in futility on my part.
Y'see, I really don't get anything out of sexual acts unless I have an actual strong emotional attachment to the woman I'm with. Believe me, I've tried. It doesn't work out that well at all. At least not for me.
As for bulldrekkers I'd be interested in developing a strong emotional attachment with, I can only think of one at the moment, I'm already emotionally attached to her and it would seem that it has become an exercise in futility on my part.
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There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
There are some who say that Time is instead a blade. They see the dance of its razored tip, poised like a venomous snake, forever ready to slay faster than the eye can see.
And there are some who say that Time is both hammer and blade.
They say the hammer is a sculptor's mallet, and the blade is a sculptor's chisel: that each stroke is a refinement, a perfecting, a discovery of truth and beauty within what would otherwise be blank and lifeless stone.
And I name this saying wisdom.
Thankfully, things switched around dramatically and keep doing so which is irritating, but I'm becoming all the more accustomed to it.Buzzed wrote:Ha! JetPlane is back, err i\I mean never left! And here we all shed a tear about your dramatic leaving thread.
You are such a mean person.
Oh, and if it makes you feel any better, I missed you.
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Damn, can't get any in real life. Can't get any on imaginary lists. My life sucks.
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In the immortal words of Ice Cube:Kitt wrote:>Serious Paul
"I am down for whatever."
Okay I know some people are taking this way too seriously, so I hope they won't continue to be bent out of shape-I think this is meant in good fun.
My own list is sort of divided into catergories-unlike so many others I think you'll see my rhyme or reason very clearly....
Most Athletic And the first place medal goes to Eva! But I don't think that if she was willing to do something this unspeakable with me, that I would. Sorry but anyplace that 32 and DV8 have been ruins me. Still I am willing to bet Eva would wear just about anyone here out. I feel sorry for her man.
Most Unobtainable Jet plane gets the gold! She way too much reminds of that Chasing Amy flick. She's that girl. She likes other girls, she looks good in men's or womens clothing and she is smarter than the average bear!
Best Dressed Don't ask me why but I seem to think of Sam as a snappy dresser. I'd have to kill Adam of course, but she'd be fun to take out if I were given that opportunity.
Girl you'd bring home to Mom MissTeja has already met my mother in law. She's the woman with the master plan. Plus she has nice boobs! BOOBIES!
Best Avatar as a teaser goes to Moulsari. I have a thing for women like her.....I'll be quiet now.
Devil in the red Dress Kitt caught my eye. Yeah, mhh hmmm.
Most likely to let me cry afterwards and feel good about it Thorn wins the gold. Of course I'd likely be crying because Caz would be slow basting my intestines over an open fire. I'd love to get to go out as a couple with them, and my own other half. Dinner some drinks, and kids! Maybe a park! (See I am not always thinking of sex....okay I really do, but I mean I have an Encphalon that manages that...)
Gets my vote for time tested sex appeal Angel! Its because I associatte the name, but so what? She's make me feel used!
For a sure thing call Liniah. From what little we have talked about sex, I guarentee that she'd show you a good time, or die trying.
Most likely to boil my rabbit afterwards Gunny. You know why!
(Damn rabbit hater!)Most likely to sacrifice my fat ass afterwards Pistons. Plus I hear she's like all married and stuff. Damn jealous possevive husbands....
Gets my vote because Crone! Hah you made the list! Now you have to reply!
That all said I am pretty sure if there were a female who was clean, willing and available there is little likelyhood that I would say no. Like Instant Cash my Manwhore juices are high, and my brains belwo the belt.
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That's the most offensive compliment I've had in a long time. Nice work, Paul! :o)Serious Paul wrote:Most Athletic And the first place medal goes to Eva! But I don't think that if she was willing to do something this unspeakable with me, that I would. Sorry but anyplace that 32 and DV8 have been ruins me. Still I am willing to bet Eva would wear just about anyone here out. I feel sorry for her man.
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