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I got it. After two years of unemployment - a personal record - and living by questionable means, I finally have a job. A large grocery chain is transitioning their systems from UNIX to Windows, and I will be working mission control for the handover.

I <i>got</i> it. In your face, AK404!

Many thanks to my wonderful ex and close friend, Teja, who marched my ass into KForce in the first place. We did it!
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Yay you!! Congratulations!!
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Post by WillyGilligan »

Congratulations! Is this temporary or are you still on after the handover is done?
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Whoop!
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:eek

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Well shit, nigger.
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Fantastic. Nice one, 802. :)
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Kick ass!

Congrats my friend.
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I am very pleased to hear this, 3278. Congratulations!
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Yay! Congrats.
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Bad ass. Good luck!
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Mooooneeeyyy....
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:)

Meijer, or Wal-Mart? ;)
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Post by AtemHutlrt »

Is this Meijer you're talking about? If so, welcome to the team. I'm the guy who develops the pictures. The optical minilab at our store runs on Unix, maybe you could squeegee out that junk.

Anyway, congratulations.
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Hey, you did all the work. I just kicked your bum in the right direction. :) Good job, though. I'm very happy to hear this finally came through.
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Post by Kai »

Congrats there!

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Post by Angel »

Congratulation 32, and it's just as I am about to join the masses of the unemployed!

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Great to hear. Good luck!
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Post by 3278 »

Thanks, everybody!
WillyGilligan wrote:Is this temporary or are you still on after the handover is done?
Should be permanent, although I suppose nothing is guaranteed.
Atem wrote:Is this Meijer you're talking about? If so, welcome to the team. I'm the guy who develops the pictures. The optical minilab at our store runs on Unix, maybe you could squeegee out that junk.
That's precisely what I'll be doing. Unless...are you guys semi-independent, like the shoe people? Maybe you don't get transitioned. Anyway, if you do, I'll be mission control for it, by which I mean I sit in a chair at corporate and direct the action at your store.
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Post by Amber »

Way to go, 32! That's great news.
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3278 wrote:Should be permanent, although I suppose nothing is guaranteed.
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How on earth did you come by that job?
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Mad props 32. :D
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I give it a week or so before he slips on a wet floor, puddle of coffee or Dew, and drops and destroys a server. ;)
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Cash wrote:How on earth did you come by that job?
Honestly, it came by me. <a href="http://www.kforce.com/Kforce/corporate/ ... >Kforce</a> contacted me Friday, and set up an interview yesterday; I interviewed today, and had the job before I got back home from the office. Unreal. After two years of unemployment? Unreal.

Of course, I /do/ have, like, seven years of experience, so I guess the question ultimately is, how on earth did it take so /long?/
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Congratulations, man.
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Cash wrote:How on earth did you come by that job?
It was all me. ;)
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3278 wrote:
Cash wrote:How on earth did you come by that job?
Honestly, it came by me. <a href="http://www.kforce.com/Kforce/corporate/ ... >Kforce</a> contacted me Friday, and set up an interview yesterday; I interviewed today, and had the job before I got back home from the office. Unreal. After two years of unemployment? Unreal.

Of course, I /do/ have, like, seven years of experience, so I guess the question ultimately is, how on earth did it take so /long?/
Maybe it's that economic turnaround you Bush/Republican friendly folks keep talking about ;)

Mucho congrats on the job Earl, best of luck to you.
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Teja: that suddenly explains everything!

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Hm, maybe I should talk to Teja about helping me find grants to start a small business. ;)
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Congrats! This means you're buying the beer at GenCon! (And don't even tell you aren't coming)
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MooCow wrote:Congrats! This means you're buying the beer at GenCon! (And don't even tell you aren't coming)
You know, he may have to /work/..... :cute
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Work shmerk. Just call in sick or tell them you've got better things to do like go get drunk in Indy. :D
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You know, he may have to /work/.....
When I got hired, I didn't accept the offer until they promised I could have time off for GenCon every year. :D
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You go, Earl!

Me, I have to resume my studies. Ugh.
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MooCow wrote:When I got hired, I didn't accept the offer until they promised I could have time off for GenCon every year. :D
What a fucking rip - I had to promise I'd WORK at GenCon every year to get my job!
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What a fucking rip - I had to promise I'd WORK at GenCon every year to get my job!
Well, you know.... me working at GenCon would involve paving the dealers room, and I think they'd object to that.

*MooCow ponders*

Though the idea of driving an asphalt paver up and down the aisles does bring a smile to my face.
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Adam wrote:
MooCow wrote:When I got hired, I didn't accept the offer until they promised I could have time off for GenCon every year. :D
What a fucking rip - I had to promise I'd WORK at GenCon every year to get my job!
I'd fire your agent and get someone better at negotiating. ;)
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