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Who do give we (c) credits to when refering to unexpected cumshots via the "Going to the mall - oh holy god!" line? We were torn between Bethyaga and Willy Gilligan, but I'm not sure.
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:wideeyes What the hell???
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<voice class=whiny>Duuude..!</vc> *makes whiny body movement*
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<voice class=Stern/Confused>Dude!</vc> *Makes appropriate "what the hell is that all about" hand gesture*
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There's a quote around "unsuspecting cumshots". I think it's someone's reaction to a bad piece of spam they received. It's hellafunny and coined the "Oh holy god!" scream. Dennis and I were talking about it last week and couldn't remember who'd said or posted it, hence my question.
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Are you sure it was spam? Wasn't it one of the "how retarded can porn be" threads?
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DV8 wrote:Are you sure it was spam? Wasn't it one of the "how retarded can porn be" threads?
porns retarded?
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DV8 wrote:Are you sure it was spam? Wasn't it one of the "how retarded can porn be" threads?
I don't freaking remember! I've been looking up and down Bulldrek, and tried googling it, but I cannot find it.
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This is a semi-serious topic?
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Hell yes. It's the search for data.
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Besides, this was in Sst in the first place and no one I know reads Bulldrek.
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This is a semi-serious topic?
Is there a reason it isn't?
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Maybe it was the Scamp?
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Let me explain the difference between a Serious Topic and a Semi-Serious Topic.

Serious Topic is full of kneebiting and nit-picking.

Semi-Serious Topics are full of kneebiters and nit-pickers who are having a good time.

Understood? Now hold still while I pick your nit, kneebiter.
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Sounds more like something Scamp would say.
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I said something memorable?
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TheScamp wrote:I said something memorable?
You mean besides "I like to Fart"?
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Eva wrote: no one I know reads Bulldrek.
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Gaad, this is killing me!

This guy receives some bad pr0n spam about unsuspecting cumshots. As a reaction to this pretty bad concept he "quotes" a girl saying "Ok, dad, I'm going to the mall to buy some new berets OH HOLY GOD!"

Anyways, the OH HOLY GOD thing kinda stuck for a while and as I used it again on Friday I wanted to know who to give (c) to. Refresh anyone's memory yet?
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Anyone who thinks they need more than one beret deserves a suprise cumshot or two.
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Damnit Eva... now I'm remembering that thread too. For some reason I'm thinking Bishop said it.
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Now you've got me curious, because it sounds like something I would say, and I think I feel a glimmer of recognition. As I'm going through old posts, though, it occurrs to me that I've said a lot of odd things. For example :(This message brought to you by KICK, the organization that says "Keep It Civil, K?"*)

I'll keep looking.
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Is this what you were looking for?
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I was sure it was "unsuspecting teens", but that didn't produce anything either.
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You know, I'm pretty sure that this happened back on 0.2. So, like, good luck with searching that.
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I don't think it was me. I remember having that reaction when I had unexpected spam containing a guy blowing a dog, but I don't have any recollection of discussing it on Bulldrek.
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Post by Bishop »

I think that link's it. You have to look down a ways, but it has almost that exact quote in it.
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Or for random Holy God quotes we could try this thread.
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Post by Amber »

Bishop wrote:I think that link's it. You have to look down a ways, but it has almost that exact quote in it.
No, it was a conversation about some spam someone got (it could have been porn, but I think it was spam) that advertised seeing guys cum on unsuspecting girls (or teens or something like that). And people were saying 'how could they be unsuspecting'. Hence the image of someone going to the mall and suddenly getting hit by cumshot out of nowhere.
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What Amber said.
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Post by Szechuan »

I tried the search function, and "holy god" only brings up a few posts. I've read through them all and none of them were what you're looking for.
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Post by crone »

There are a bunch of fun threads that come up from searching 'mall'. Not the right ones though. Maybe it is on the old board.
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