Frog cries "Momma?"

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 1:46 pm

I found this while trying to wake up. WOMAN GIVES BIRTH TO FROG!

Think I am going back to bed. Sorry if this was posted before........

MissTeja · Post by **MissTeja** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 2:27 pm

I heard about this a little while ago. The BBC has never struck me as one to be chums with reporting entities like Star or National Enquirer, but this story was almost too outrageous to believe! Especially with the part stating that the frog is showing human characteristics. Wouldn't this be a bigger deal globally had that been true?

Either way though, much with the Eeeewage.

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 4:48 pm

Next on FOX newschannel, a special report on extraterrestrial immigration. Why are they so hell-bent on eating our volvos?"

You know it's not far off.

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 5:45 pm

Simple medical fact: It ain't gonna happen.

The Frog had human smiliarities in the hands, feet, and tongue

Go grab any frog out there and take a look at it. Yeah, they too look kind of similar to begin with.

Fact of the matter is that if this little tadpole did swim up her wazoo the acidic nature of the environment would kill the little feller. Frogs, in all their lifescycles, are very sensitive to changes in the environment. If a few paint cans with lead in them can kill it, I don't think female vaginal secretions will have much trouble either.

People have been babbling off stories like this for centuries. One slightly more believable one is where a woman gets pregenant by swimming in a pool where a little boy jerked off in. While this concept might seem partially believeable, it's not. One little sperm finding one little egg in an entire pool is the equivalent of finding a grain of salt on a sandy beach. Not to mention that the sperm could not survive in the water with out the seminal fluid it needs to power its little motor.

Really, we all know these stories are shit. What I'm surprised with is the source of this particular story. Like Teja said, I'm a bit surprised that the BBC would pick something like this up.[/code]

FlakJacket · Post by **FlakJacket** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 9:42 pm

Well they didn't really report it as fact, more a case of this paper is saying this and they were fairly sceptical about it. Sometimes these weird news things are amusing.

Chopper · Post by **Chopper** » Sat Jul 03, 2004 9:49 pm

If this was true, it would mean the women would have to have some seriously bad hygene.

I think I am going to go throw up now.

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Sun Jul 04, 2004 2:18 pm

I don't know if it is true or not. But I can say this is NOT something to read pre-coffee in the morning.... It just not right.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Jul 05, 2004 11:05 pm

frogfucker...

*walks away, giggling.*

lordhellion · Post by **lordhellion** » Thu Jul 08, 2004 2:19 pm

Well, this is the Middle East we're talking about. Birth of Civilization, Holy Ground, all that jazz. I'm putting this in my "Signs of the Coming Apocalypse" column along with Marisa Tomei's Oscar and Shaq-Fu the Video Game.