What are you worth?

Angel · Post by **Angel** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 7:38 pm

http://www.humanforsale.com/

You are worth exactly: $2,029,026.00.

I'm not sure if I could find a buyer though.

JohnnyRico · Post by **JohnnyRico** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 8:03 pm

Wow, pop-up central. Good thing I'm on a school machine and not my home one. I'd hate to see the virus count on that attempt. I'll check it out later though.

Angel · Post by **Angel** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 8:08 pm

JohnnyRico wrote:Wow, pop-up central. Good thing I'm on a school machine and not my home one. I'd hate to see the virus count on that attempt. I'll check it out later though.

...oops, sorry about that, I didn't know. (Zone Alarm, and Opera = no pop-ups)

TheScamp · Post by **TheScamp** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 8:12 pm

You are worth exactly: $2,073,650.00.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 8:44 pm

You are worth exactly: $2,144,130.00.

Methinks they use 2 mill as the baseline.

JohnnyRico · Post by **JohnnyRico** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 8:52 pm

Angel wrote:...oops, sorry about that, I didn't know. (Zone Alarm, and Opera = no pop-ups)

It's alright. I wouldn't have known except that I was using a school machine with nothing. No AV software, no pop-up blocking software. Nothing at all to protect it. Which is probably why they seem to ghost the drives nightly.

Oh, and I'm worth exactly: $1,994,610.00. Guess it doesn't pay to be overweight.

Grey · Post by **Grey** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:03 pm

Damn, I suck... You are worth exactly: $1,856,080.00.

I guess a background with drugs, addictive personality, panic attacks, and depression don't make for good results.

Spiral · Post by **Spiral** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:11 pm

Wow. That is the single most ingenious email harvesting site I've seen in a while. You don't get you results via email, you get referred back to the page (ie: Confirm the address as valid). Nice.

You all suck, BTW.
You are worth exactly: $1,450,770.00 (possibly because I left the SAT question blank)

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:36 pm

Yeah.... so apparently I am worth so little, it isn't worth it's time to send out the e-mail to tell me. I ran the thing 4 hours ago, and still no e-mail.

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 9:44 pm

Apparently they have over inflated idea of what my ego is worth too...

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 10:17 pm

You are worth exactly: $1,641,720.00

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 11:54 pm

I am worth $1,755,740.00

Must be because I sold most of my organs on ebay already.

Reika · Post by **Reika** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 12:19 am

You are worth exactly: $1,349,440.00.

I suck compared to the rest of you, guess being an under educated, overweight, and slightly depressed female lowers your value.

Ikarus7 · Post by **Ikarus7** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 1:40 am

You are worth exactly: $650,000.00.

I guess being from canada really lower your value... if I just enter a random US state i'm worth around 1,200,000.00.

Nexusvoid · Post by **Nexusvoid** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 5:27 am

You are worth exactly: $2,563,120.00

Just the ego boost I needed to end the day.

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:03 am

You are worth exactly: $2,562,100.00

Shit, I say dinner would have done it.

lorg · Post by **lorg** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 10:29 am

$2,405,630.00

OK so I had to lie a bit about where I lived since this was a US state only. I also had to do an estimate and calculation on my SAT and GPA (since we don't use that kind of a system). But I used a % of you max to our max and put them into your system. Which is wrong to do to but still that is as close as one can get. Nor did they specify what system of IQ meassurement they used.

btw what does watching porn and gambling have to do with how much you are worth? Not to mention the size of you penis (or cups if you are female).

Moulsari · Post by **Moulsari** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 2:53 pm

"You are worth exactly: $2,280,110.00."

buffs her nails...

I was perfectly honest, too.

But I'm higher than the most expensive female listed, but it doesn't reflect my score on the scoreboard.

DV8 · Post by **DV8** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 3:07 pm

$2,313,080.00. Hmm.

Moulsari · Post by **Moulsari** » Wed Feb 25, 2004 3:58 pm

DV8 wrote:$2,313,080.00. Hmm.

You cheated!

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 6:41 am

You are worth exactly: $2,327,752.00.

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 2:44 pm

I'd like to note that I've tried this thing 4 times now, with 2 seperate addresses. Never has it sent me results. I'm exceedingly depressed by this.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Mar 02, 2004 10:57 pm

Ditto. I think I'm going to jump off the Golden Gate bridge.

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 5:03 am

It's just because you have bad credit.

Spiral · Post by **Spiral** » Wed Mar 03, 2004 5:27 am

Notice to Sender: Your value was insufficient to cover a 49 cent stamp. Stop bothering us.

In all seriousness, any spam-blocking stuff will probably kill the email.

lordhellion · Post by **lordhellion** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 6:55 pm

You are worth exactly: $2,692,038.00.

W00t! Not bad for a high school education and a <$10K a year job. So far, I've got the gnarliest price tag.

Marius · Post by **Marius** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 7:18 pm

I don't think job counts for much. With my current completed education and income (bachelor's, $0) I rank out at 2.172 million. Using the income that I'll have when I finish my current schooling (doctorate, $120K), I only bump up to 2.383 million.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 9:12 pm

Spiral wrote:In all seriousness, any spam-blocking stuff will probably kill the email.

*looks at his e-mail* Trust me, I don't have any spam blocking stuff.

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Mon Mar 08, 2004 1:08 am

In all seriousness, any spam-blocking stuff will probably kill the email.

Dude, I have AOL. They have programs designed to funnel all the spam on the net to your e-mail.