16) People who totally steal my shit.Sock_Monkey wrote:3) Goths. If black is your thing that's fine. What I can't stand are those twits who try to romantisize death or think it would be cool to be a vampire. Death ain't cool, it ain't some forlorn pretty girl with bad make up dyed hair. Death is the crushed corpse of a worker in the mud of a construction site. Think about that you paintstick wearing malnourished freaks.
17) People of the Ross persuasion who think that they're somehow enlightened due to their sexual prefference.
If you think that all straight people are lower class citizens, then I'll beat the fuck out of you for being stupid, not for being a Ross.
18) When someone speaks in another language that you don't know in order to try to make themselves look intelligent.
If you can't speak something I can, that's cool, ill comunication is the way of things. If, however, you're just trying to show off and I can't understand you, it's no longer impressive, it's fucking moronic. Suck fist!
19) Anyone who complains about being overweight, but never does any exercise.
You're fat, run.
20) When someone feels the need to quote a movie, then re-enact the whole scene.
Wow, you watched the same movie ten times in a row. I spent that time doing something USEFUL! *slap*
21) When some random fuck says, "asl?" to me online.
It's worth me getting their address, just so I can petrol bomb their house.
22) Girls who wear almost no clothing in public, then complain when someone gawks at them.
Feminism doesn't mean you get to disband logic. It's like jumping out in front of a fully loaded Mac Truck going 100kph and being suprised when you get run over.
23) Someone who claims to be an expert on topics they know nothing about.
If you don't know, shut up and learn.
24) Insecure morons who have to bag out everyone around them, but can't take it when the same thing is done to them.
Out of the kitchen you temperature sensitive bitch.
25) Those that talk to children as though they're retarded.
Kids can understand what you're saying, and at the moment they think you're a total fuckhead.
26) People who claim to be bisexual/asexual, but in actual fact they mean they're not getting any.
Deal with reality, and do push ups, you fat bastard.
27) People who put on an English accent in order to try and sound intelligent.
No, you sound fucking stupid when you were born in Australia, doofus.
28) New-Age Junkies who claim to be very peaceful, but are in actual fact very narrow minded angry people.
Wave that crystal at me again, and I'll shove it up your first chakra point.
29) Anyone who thinks Delta Goodram is a hero for having cancer.
I want the sort of cancer that doesn't change your health, appearance, or performance capacity, and makes you sell thousands of records due to free press.
30) When Hollywood has to remake really good movies from overseas, such as Ring, and makes sub standard pieces of garbage instead.
And anyone who thinks that their genius for comming up with the idea afterward.
(Yes, it's Lester Burnham.)
no dude. people fold their eyelids? 
You are a strange little woman.
Billy Corgan. The Smashing Pumpkins have some talent, I'll give them that, but I can't stand Corgan's mosquito whine. You know that sound when when a mosquito is trapped in your room at night and you can't find them... that's what it reminds me of.
