Pranks, just curious as to the worst you've pulled, had pulled on you, heard of, or witnessed.
The absolute worst happened to my brother. He, my dad, and our Scoutmaster were at an outdoor range shooting off rounds, and testing out pieces in their assorted gun collections. (Hey, this is semi-rural Wisconsin.) So, my brother's just finished sighting in his hunting rifle.
SM: handing bro a pistol "Here, why don't you try this one out?"
So, he does, firing off several rounds. He then retrieves the target, and is looking it over.
SM: "So, what you think?"
Bro: "Pretty nice. Where'd you get it?"
SM: "Arly left it to me. It's the one he offed himself with."
In Honor of April Fool's.....
In 6th grade, we had the students vs the teachers baseball game. Some of the aides replaced the ball with an orange that was painted white and gave it to the pitcher. He figured out what it was and tossed a really easy pitch to hit. Too bad the batter was the teacher that played softball on a regular basis. When he connected, *everyone* was sprayed with orange bits.
<font color=#5c7898>A high I.Q. is like a jeep. You'll still get stuck; you'll just be farther from help when you do.
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Ever hosed a car down, then wrapped it in that clear plastic wrap? Then hosed it again and wrapped it again? And then once more for good luck? All on a night where the temperatures are going to get and stay well below zero? Yeah, that makes it very interesting the next morning.
"I have a conundrum for you. A riddle if you will. What's the difference between you, and malard with a cold? I don't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore." -"Sean Connery" Celebrity Jeopardy- SNL
At college, there is a lake in between some of the dorms. You can swim in it, and people do, so there is a platform anchored out there floating on plastic drums I think. At one point in time, someone's roomate or friend was drunk enough that they fell soundly asleep on the bed. Which several of his friends rowed out to the platform and left there all night.
Yet again at college. WWF RAW was in town, and both the dorm's RAs had tickets. Being an open door campus, neither locked their room. With the help of a videocamera and a toolbox, the entire dorm swapped their rooms, furniture, lofts, lamps, piles of clothes, even going through the trouble of arranging trash in its precise position by playing back the videotape and swapping the doors. Since both rooms where the first visable from the stairwell, each RA came in, saw their door and headed inside. It wasn't until one walked back out and realized that everything else on the floor was wrong and called the other that they broke down in laughter about the whole situation.
Yet again at college. WWF RAW was in town, and both the dorm's RAs had tickets. Being an open door campus, neither locked their room. With the help of a videocamera and a toolbox, the entire dorm swapped their rooms, furniture, lofts, lamps, piles of clothes, even going through the trouble of arranging trash in its precise position by playing back the videotape and swapping the doors. Since both rooms where the first visable from the stairwell, each RA came in, saw their door and headed inside. It wasn't until one walked back out and realized that everything else on the floor was wrong and called the other that they broke down in laughter about the whole situation.
Our DM for one of our D&D campaigns went to MIT and was a member of this group.
<font color=#5c7898>A high I.Q. is like a jeep. You'll still get stuck; you'll just be farther from help when you do.
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A friend of mine put a can of shaving foam in the freezer for about a week and a half. He took the frozen can, pierced it, peeled all the steel away from the frozen foam, then stuck it under the passenger side seat in his friends car. It warmed up...and FWOOSH. Car full of shaving foam.
And we all love napalm...theres one thing we've learned...that we all love napalm...its the way that it burns...
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