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Post by Jestyr »

Well, of course. That's why we don't ask them, because they're /stupid/.

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Post by Cash »

I thought it was because we weren't allowed to?
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I'm sorry, but you're not cleared for that information.
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Post by Cash »

Not even just a little?
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Post by DV8 »

You can't be a "little stupid," just like you can't be "kinda dead" either.
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Post by Cash »

Try me. I can be all three. I'm just that damned good. ;)
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Alright, explain to me how, smart ass.
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Post by Cash »

*rolls on the Random Excuse Generator Table.*
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* DV8 awaits the outcome...

"Because I'm cute."

Okay, that'll do.
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You know, I really don't think that Excuse Generator is very Random at all.
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Post by Eva »

How random can you be when the only two entries are ´I´m cute!´ and ´I´m foreign!´?
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Post by Eliahad »

There's three...

"I'm a gay supermodel."
Chocolate sauce on a buttery nipple. *Bliss*
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Is there a fourth option? Like, 'cute, foreign, gay supermodel'?
_<font size=1>`Ay,' he said. `folks should do their own fuckin', then they wouldn't want to listen to a lot of clatfart about another man's.'
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Post by voz »

Well that is no fun, what would I do with a cute foriegn GAY supermodel?
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Go shopping? :D
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Post by Cash »

There's also "I'm Dutch!" (my personal favorite to use)
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