22 Character Sentences

3278 · Post by **3278** » Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:41 pm

Challenge: produce a collection of complete sentences which are 22 characters long, including internal spaces and punctuation, and including following exclamation points and question marks, but not including a following period. Weirdness valued.*

Examples:

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Polypeptides eat for 1
Gruesome murders help!
Ice cream has no bones
How far to go now, ma?
Make the zeal your arm

Go!

*As can maybe be guessed, this is for the site, so weirdness is more-or-less a prerequisite.

Nicephorus · Post by **Nicephorus** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 12:18 pm

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Smurf me! Smurf HARDER

Dreadlocks are dreaded

You me and creamy soup

Humans aping apes here

Blood will Reign over.

Angels cover the angle

Powerful toys destroy!

AtemHutlrt · Post by **AtemHutlrt** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:39 pm

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Sorry dad, we got high
An Anemone is an enemy  
Where are my rebar at?
Psssst...you have AIDS
My pants are now tight

AtemHutlrt · Post by **AtemHutlrt** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:08 pm

Can you just not give me challenges like this anymore? It's the kind of thing I can't not do.

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It's a porcupine time!
Sex with a dog = jail?
I fat because eat cake
My dick must be cursed
I drank paint now dead

Bonefish · Post by **Bonefish** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:51 pm

Uh, isn't this more a "bulldrek" rather than Semi-Serious Topic?

3278 · Post by **3278** » Thu Aug 04, 2011 6:39 pm

Technically, it actually belongs in The Embassy. Mwah ha. Mwah ha. Ha ha.

Tiny Deev · Post by **Tiny Deev** » Fri Aug 05, 2011 10:05 am

Maybe Artistic License, as they seem like poems?

3278 · Post by **3278** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 12:44 am

Oh, I never did explain what this was for.

AtemHutlrt · Post by **AtemHutlrt** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:12 am

Damn that's a sexy cow

3278 · Post by **3278** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:15 am

And added.

AtemHutlrt · Post by **AtemHutlrt** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 2:51 am

Wow, was that 22 characters? I hadn't noticed.

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:22 am

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Jesus hates you and me
Please stop hitting me
All dead, mostly fruit
Rapist = sex - consent
You are guitar strings
How many died? Lolz &#58;&#41;
God was here. Gone now
Did it stop living? Oh
I only burnt four dogs
Dairy hates you, vegan
Rape + Asians = Family
Black + Rights = Ha ha
Stalin + Hitler = Love
Jesus + Science = Xbox

3278 · Post by **3278** » Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:02 pm

And...added.

Van Der Litreb · Post by **Van Der Litreb** » Tue Sep 06, 2011 12:48 am

Complete dirty bastard
My mom says Im special
I live between my toes
Rokstar ate my hamster
a_e roams around Limbo