[Medical] BroJ/Jeff Update
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[Medical] BroJ/Jeff Update
So I had to drive myself to the ER this morning...funny story that. Surprise! I've got gallstones. Not exactly a major deal, other than that it requires surgery. And well...I fucking hate hospitals and nearly all modern medicine with a passion I normally reserve for furries. But I'm getting it done. So, I'll be a bit sporadic starting next Tuesday. My surgery consult is on Tuesday, and then we'll schedule the surgery (likely for the following Monday). How long I'll be out of action? It depends whether they can do the laproscopic only (just deal with stones and diseased tissue), cut me open (same result, but may be necessary if the two stones are two larger), or cut me open wider (in some rare cases, they also need to nick out the appendix while in there as well). I'll try and keep this thread updated as I get more info, but if you folks need to contact me or just want to say high while I'm on hiatus...Nexusvoid, Reika, and Liniah would be the people to reach who have rather immediate direct contact to me.
Screw liquid diamond. I want to be able to fling apartment building sized ingots of extracted metal into space.
The best part about surgery is some asshole waking you up at 5am the next morning to ask how you're feeling.
There is then a need to guard against a temptation to overstate the economic evils of our own age, and to ignore the existence of similar, or worse, evils in earlier ages. Even though some exaggeration may, for the time, stimulate others, as well as ourselves, to a more intense resolve that the present evils should no longer exist, but it is not less wrong and generally it is much more foolish to palter with truth for good than for a selfish cause. The pessimistic descriptions of our own age, combined with the romantic exaggeration of the happiness of past ages must tend to setting aside the methods of progress, the work of which, if slow, is yet solid, and lead to the hasty adoption of others of greater promise, but which resemble the potent medicines of a charlatan, and while quickly effecting a little good sow the seeds of widespread and lasting decay. This impatient insincerity is an evil only less great than the moral torpor which can endure, that we with our modern resources and knowledge should look contentedly at the continued destruction of all that is worth having. There is an evil and an extreme impatience as well as an extreme patience with social ills.
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Which reminds me Marius...I meant to ask you about this actually.
I was told there's no non-surgical option for gallstones, though there is for kidney stones. If that's the case, mind explaining why that is the case? At least they were nice enough to give me some Vicodin. Since it is Vicodin, it will ensure I'll never use it. I hate what that shit does to me.
I was told there's no non-surgical option for gallstones, though there is for kidney stones. If that's the case, mind explaining why that is the case? At least they were nice enough to give me some Vicodin. Since it is Vicodin, it will ensure I'll never use it. I hate what that shit does to me.
Screw liquid diamond. I want to be able to fling apartment building sized ingots of extracted metal into space.
Gallstones generally hurt when the gallbladder's all pissed off and inflamed. They're going to keep forming (and keep hurting) as long as there's a gallblader for them to form in. I think a while back someone took a shot at making a med that would keep stones from forming, but it never panned out.
Kidney stones usually don't require surgery, they just hurt like hell. Even when they're too big to pass on their own, usually they can be broken and yanked out with minor procedures. And kidney stones can be prevented somewhat by keeping well hydrated and keeping the system flushed. (And sometimes with diet.)
Kidney stones usually don't require surgery, they just hurt like hell. Even when they're too big to pass on their own, usually they can be broken and yanked out with minor procedures. And kidney stones can be prevented somewhat by keeping well hydrated and keeping the system flushed. (And sometimes with diet.)
There is then a need to guard against a temptation to overstate the economic evils of our own age, and to ignore the existence of similar, or worse, evils in earlier ages. Even though some exaggeration may, for the time, stimulate others, as well as ourselves, to a more intense resolve that the present evils should no longer exist, but it is not less wrong and generally it is much more foolish to palter with truth for good than for a selfish cause. The pessimistic descriptions of our own age, combined with the romantic exaggeration of the happiness of past ages must tend to setting aside the methods of progress, the work of which, if slow, is yet solid, and lead to the hasty adoption of others of greater promise, but which resemble the potent medicines of a charlatan, and while quickly effecting a little good sow the seeds of widespread and lasting decay. This impatient insincerity is an evil only less great than the moral torpor which can endure, that we with our modern resources and knowledge should look contentedly at the continued destruction of all that is worth having. There is an evil and an extreme impatience as well as an extreme patience with social ills.
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Another note: to my knowledge, gallstones are formed from eating too much "rich" food, like thick gravies, etc. Kidney stones are often formed from dehydration and an extreme overabundance of protein. Kidney stones can be passed through the urethra, but the gall bladder is pretty well cut off from the easiest exits, hence the requirement of surgery.
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Gallstones aren't really caused by diet. The pain is provoked by fatty diets, because the digestive system prompts gall bladder contraction in response to fat.
Kidney stones may be caused by dehydration, though protein isn't a major factor.
It's not so much that the gallbladder is cut off. There are ducts leading out. It's more that the stones form there and they don't have any reason to pass. It's a bladder, so they generally just sit at the bottom and get ludicrously big.
Kidney stones may be caused by dehydration, though protein isn't a major factor.
It's not so much that the gallbladder is cut off. There are ducts leading out. It's more that the stones form there and they don't have any reason to pass. It's a bladder, so they generally just sit at the bottom and get ludicrously big.
There is then a need to guard against a temptation to overstate the economic evils of our own age, and to ignore the existence of similar, or worse, evils in earlier ages. Even though some exaggeration may, for the time, stimulate others, as well as ourselves, to a more intense resolve that the present evils should no longer exist, but it is not less wrong and generally it is much more foolish to palter with truth for good than for a selfish cause. The pessimistic descriptions of our own age, combined with the romantic exaggeration of the happiness of past ages must tend to setting aside the methods of progress, the work of which, if slow, is yet solid, and lead to the hasty adoption of others of greater promise, but which resemble the potent medicines of a charlatan, and while quickly effecting a little good sow the seeds of widespread and lasting decay. This impatient insincerity is an evil only less great than the moral torpor which can endure, that we with our modern resources and knowledge should look contentedly at the continued destruction of all that is worth having. There is an evil and an extreme impatience as well as an extreme patience with social ills.
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Yeah, that's the part that threw me off at first. I specifically changed my diet pretty drastically about six months back. Cut out most of the high fat foods, and most of the complex sugars and carbs. So I was a little surprised by the gallstones thing. But the ER doc mentioned that it isn't uncommon for guys who lose a decent amount of weight and change their diet to have gall bladder problems, due to their body not processing as much fatty foods as previously.Marius wrote:Gallstones aren't really caused by diet. The pain is provoked by fatty diets, because the digestive system prompts gall bladder contraction in response to fat.
Screw liquid diamond. I want to be able to fling apartment building sized ingots of extracted metal into space.
Sheesh...well hopefully all goes well. And they give you painkillers for a reason, you don't like Vicodin, ask for something else, they make different kinds for a reason too I think I still have your number, I'll give you a call sometime.
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Hell yea, and take a microphone for sports commentator style narration.
Bonus points for every additional five minutes you add to the surgery by making the staff laugh to hard.
Double Bonus Points if they start laughing at "a bad time".
Bonus points for every additional five minutes you add to the surgery by making the staff laugh to hard.
Double Bonus Points if they start laughing at "a bad time".
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May I ask what it is about surgery that you're not keen on? I mean, other than the obvious being cut and needles and whatnot.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
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I need to be nearly missing a limb to deal with doctors in any way. I can't really explain it, but the concept of a lot of modern medicine (especially in regards to pharmaceuticals) rub me the wrong way. On top of that, the concept of being cut open just straight up sends me into near shivering fear. And a number of my extended family members have died due to misdiagnosis and malpractice. So I don't trust the croakers.
Screw liquid diamond. I want to be able to fling apartment building sized ingots of extracted metal into space.
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Ain't no shaving happening. Death would result if such occurred. I've cultivated my rabid wolverine/undersized grizzly bear look with too much care to give it up now.sinsual wrote:Don't forget, the nurse gets to shave you
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Good luck with that. They generally don't care how long you've been working on your mammoth look. I think it's a health...thing.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
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Heh, not your face dude, but lower, any incisions around the beltline require it :-DJeff Hauze wrote:Ain't no shaving happening. Death would result if such occurred. I've cultivated my rabid wolverine/undersized grizzly bear look with too much care to give it up now.sinsual wrote:Don't forget, the nurse gets to shave you
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Oh I got what you meant Sin. I'm just choosing to ignore the fact that they'll need to do so. I meant the grizzly bear/rabid wolverine look on my torso. Guys flat out shouldn't be shaving chest/back/or otherwise hair. You got hair for a reason, Grizzly Adams. If you want to shave your face or head for looks, fine. But you're a dude, not a chick.
Screw liquid diamond. I want to be able to fling apartment building sized ingots of extracted metal into space.
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I like hair ONLY from the top of the head and the chin. Body hair skeeves me out to no end. I guess that's one of the reasons I like to date girls. Long hair to play with on the top of the head, none elsewhere.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
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Do you live in the woods? No? Shave that shit off, you aren't some fuckin' mastadon!Jeff Hauze wrote:Oh I got what you meant Sin. I'm just choosing to ignore the fact that they'll need to do so. I meant the grizzly bear/rabid wolverine look on my torso. Guys flat out shouldn't be shaving chest/back/or otherwise hair. You got hair for a reason, Grizzly Adams. If you want to shave your face or head for looks, fine. But you're a dude, not a chick.
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Well the current place I'm at isn't in the woods, but the last place was. And yes, I am a mastadon? I'm wooly and mammoth, baby!Adam wrote:Do you live in the woods? No? Shave that shit off, you aren't some fuckin' mastadon!
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Surgery tomorrow at 1:30 pm. Make sure to send all explosive packages care of the hospital. Hopefully, I'll be back online at some point Friday. Could be longer. I really have no clue at this point.
Screw liquid diamond. I want to be able to fling apartment building sized ingots of extracted metal into space.
Remind them to cut away from the liver. See you soon.
There is then a need to guard against a temptation to overstate the economic evils of our own age, and to ignore the existence of similar, or worse, evils in earlier ages. Even though some exaggeration may, for the time, stimulate others, as well as ourselves, to a more intense resolve that the present evils should no longer exist, but it is not less wrong and generally it is much more foolish to palter with truth for good than for a selfish cause. The pessimistic descriptions of our own age, combined with the romantic exaggeration of the happiness of past ages must tend to setting aside the methods of progress, the work of which, if slow, is yet solid, and lead to the hasty adoption of others of greater promise, but which resemble the potent medicines of a charlatan, and while quickly effecting a little good sow the seeds of widespread and lasting decay. This impatient insincerity is an evil only less great than the moral torpor which can endure, that we with our modern resources and knowledge should look contentedly at the continued destruction of all that is worth having. There is an evil and an extreme impatience as well as an extreme patience with social ills.
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Yes, I'm back home and recovering fine. Sameday outpatient as planned. Laproscopic went fine, and thankfully (as expected by the croaker, I of course feared the worst) I was a perfect example of the 95% . Soreness at the recovery surgical site right in the center of my chest, where everything got pulled out. The croaker forgot to mention that I'd get a breathing tube, right up until they were starting to do the anesthetia (I know I mangled that spelling somehow). The ana croaker asks me to open my throat to see how bad it would be. Maelwys will laugh about this, but the guy looks at my throat and goes "You snore really loud, and really odd, don't you? Minor sleep apnia, sort of sound like you're dying in your sleep?"
Me: "Yeah."
Croaker, to the nurse: "Yeah, we don't do his breathing tube until after we sedate him...he's definitely not going to handle it well."
Of course, I didn't want to disabuse him of the notion that my throat seems to handle all the Brasky and Paul action fine, but hey.
So, I'm back, and slowly getting back up to speed. Not sure how regularly I'll post until a bit later in the weekend. The pain meds and the soreness make it tough to sit still at the desk for long, and I don't have my laptop yet to use it wireless.
Me: "Yeah."
Croaker, to the nurse: "Yeah, we don't do his breathing tube until after we sedate him...he's definitely not going to handle it well."
Of course, I didn't want to disabuse him of the notion that my throat seems to handle all the Brasky and Paul action fine, but hey.
So, I'm back, and slowly getting back up to speed. Not sure how regularly I'll post until a bit later in the weekend. The pain meds and the soreness make it tough to sit still at the desk for long, and I don't have my laptop yet to use it wireless.
Screw liquid diamond. I want to be able to fling apartment building sized ingots of extracted metal into space.
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I feel happy. I feel happy.
(sung)
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I can dance and I can sing
I am not dead yet
I can do the Highland Fling
I am not dead yet
No need to go to bed
No need to call the doctor
Cause I'm not yet dead.
He is not yet dead
That's what the geezer said
No, he's not yet dead
That man is off his head
He is not yet dead
So put him back in bed
Keep him off the cart because he's not yet dead.[/quote]
Oh, Spamalot. And yay for not being dead. Hope recovery goes smoothly as well.
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"