I've decided how to meet the woman of my dreams...
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I've decided how to meet the woman of my dreams...
Hey gang, I discovered this new website where you can pay a woman to be your girlfriend. It is considered a long distance relationship, so there's no prostitution issues. I'm really excited about this, since I'm tired of being alone. Some of the girls who have profiles are very attractive and seem intelligent. I'm also tired of being pressured by my family to get a girlfriend/wife.
I think it will solve all my problems, and for only $22.50/month to boot! Some of the girls are nearby too, so this could lead to something really special!
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I think it will solve all my problems, and for only $22.50/month to boot! Some of the girls are nearby too, so this could lead to something really special!
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Too bad she seems to be taken....I could use some of this...
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Hahaha! And after that other thread, I totally thought you were going to say that due to the overwhelming majority of opinions you'd gotten, that you'd decided to become...*drumroll*... a PORN STAR! Hahaha. Too funny dude. I'm surprised you don't hang around me more, man. I have tons of single, cute, criminal-justice-interested friends with college educations to boot! Bwahaha. Sorry. In a goofy mood.
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Do home movies count????Miss Teja wrote:Hahaha! And after that other thread, I totally thought you were going to say that due to the overwhelming majority of opinions you'd gotten, that you'd decided to become...*drumroll*... a PORN STAR! Hahaha.
If you take away their comforts, people are just like any other animal.
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Now see, here is where one can see how I live in a twisted little world. I think those things should be considered completely difference than commercialized stuff, and perhaps even encouraged. Hell yeah they count.UncleJoseph wrote:Do home movies count????
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Amen.Twisted Sister wrote:We cost way more when we're standing right next to you. :asleep $22.50 a month is cheap like a budgie, mate.
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<b>Thorn said:</b> Patience really does rock!!
<b>CykoSpin said:</b> Every time I see Patience (that is, a post by Patience), I think of the Iron Maiden song "Can I Play With Madness". I don't really know why, though; for whatever reason, I just do.
<b>Thorn said:</b> Patience really does rock!!
<b>CykoSpin said:</b> Every time I see Patience (that is, a post by Patience), I think of the Iron Maiden song "Can I Play With Madness". I don't really know why, though; for whatever reason, I just do.
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So uhh...you gonna hook me up or what?!?!?!?!Miss Teja wrote: I'm surprised you don't hang around me more, man. I have tons of single, cute, criminal-justice-interested friends with college educations to boot! Bwahaha. Sorry. In a goofy mood.
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Huh. That's.. different. I'm currently having, well, the best sex of my life really, with someone I trust and who looks good naked. It's pretty shameless sex too, yet the thought of filming it makes me giggle uncomfortably, 14-year old stylie.MissTeja wrote:I never have, but I would with someone I trusted. Sure.Eva wrote:But would you make one, or have you?
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As near as I can tell, I can focus on enjoying the sex or focus on making it look good on film. I can't do both.Eva wrote: yet the thought of filming it makes me giggle uncomfortably, 14-year old stylie.
Of course, I'm extremely boring in the first place.
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Well, my saying I'd do that and actually going through with it are two possible different things. I am usually good on my word, but I think as soon as any film-toting equipment came in the nearby vicinity, I, too, would probably start giggling uncomfortably and searching for Neverland under the covers.Eva wrote:It's pretty shameless sex too, yet the thought of filming it makes me giggle uncomfortably, 14-year old stylie.
I think the idea is cool, more than anything. It's kind of like bungee jumping. I think people who do it must be crazy! Yet, I can say I'd like to try it, but I'm sure the second I stood up on the edge of some bridge staring at 1000 feet of air followed by a rock at the bottom, I might not be so gung-ho.
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I love you long time 32. You tip well. No cheap charlie.3278 wrote:There's nothing more troubling and potentially humiliating than having two of your ex-girlfriends talking about sex in front of half your friends. Please, someone, say something to bolster my image and self-esteem, before I implode!
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Exactly! I'd be so focused on looking good *makes hotsexyporn face* that the sex would be godawful.WillyGilligan wrote:As near as I can tell, I can focus on enjoying the sex or focus on making it look good on film. I can't do both.
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Yeah, people who say pornstars have no skills are being dishonest. Have you ever tried to keep up a good rutting session whilst wearing a faceful of sprog like its the latest summer line from Armani? I can tell you its harder than it... wait. I've said to much.Eva wrote:Exactly! I'd be so focused on looking good *makes hotsexyporn face* that the sex would be godawful.WillyGilligan wrote:As near as I can tell, I can focus on enjoying the sex or focus on making it look good on film. I can't do both.
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One of the total assholes in that movie has my last name. Freakeh.
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<b>Thorn said:</b> Patience really does rock!!
<b>CykoSpin said:</b> Every time I see Patience (that is, a post by Patience), I think of the Iron Maiden song "Can I Play With Madness". I don't really know why, though; for whatever reason, I just do.
<b>Thorn said:</b> Patience really does rock!!
<b>CykoSpin said:</b> Every time I see Patience (that is, a post by Patience), I think of the Iron Maiden song "Can I Play With Madness". I don't really know why, though; for whatever reason, I just do.
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Not 'from' exactly. I'm stationed here and living north of London right now. This summer we're pulling up stakes and going back to the USA again.MissTeja wrote:Whoa - Willy... just realized you're from the UK. Can I ask where abouts? That's cool.
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That'd bring a new meaning to "fanny pack" or "spanking her fanny", yeah, I can see there being a bit of confusion when an American goes to England, or the other way around.WillyGilligan wrote:I've never truly run into it over here, but as near as I can tell, fanny means pussy.
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