If you could destroy the world, would you?
- Silent Sniper
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If you could destroy the world, would you?
Just answer the question
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Beware, naughty children, for the bells herald Santa's dark harvest of souls...
- Kwyndig
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While the world is where I keep all of my stuff, I could easily relocate if I indeed had sufficient power to destroy the world.
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- FlameBlade
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Well obviously I'd /threaten/ to blow it up. But we all know the hero would arive in time to save the planet but just after I'd left to go to my next secret lair.
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I'd have to say that you are one cool, fucked-up guy.
Just like the rest of us.
It's a pleasure reading your posts in the morning over a cup of coffee. “ – JetPlane</font>
- Twisted Sister
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Isn't that in the Evil Overlord's Handbook?
Something along the lines of "I won't have big red LED countdown timers on my equipment. If for some reason I have to, they will be set such that the bomb explodes when the counter reads 125, at which point the Hero will only be preparing his escape plan"
Something along the lines of "I won't have big red LED countdown timers on my equipment. If for some reason I have to, they will be set such that the bomb explodes when the counter reads 125, at which point the Hero will only be preparing his escape plan"
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Don't forget to explain your entire plan until AFTER the fire dies down.Daki wrote:*Shakes his head* You do not toy with the heroes... you KILL the heroes. No putting them in a dungeon "no one could escape from" or "leaving them on a ship headed for the heart of the sun".
You capture the heroes? You take out a Glock and pullet two bullets in their heads and then BURN the bodies.
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Actually, I would NEVER say what my plans are. Even though I've just watched the heroes' corpses turn to dust, you NEVER KNOW if they had an active transmitter that survived the fire or a little stupid peon underling hiding in the air vent listening in. All they would hear is:
*ZIP* *tinkle tinkle tinkle* Ahhhhh! *ZIP* *footsteps as I walk away*
*ZIP* *tinkle tinkle tinkle* Ahhhhh! *ZIP* *footsteps as I walk away*