If you could destroy the world, would you?

Silent Sniper · Post by **Silent Sniper** » Tue May 28, 2002 6:19 am

Just answer the question

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Tue May 28, 2002 7:25 am

While the world is where I keep all of my stuff, I could easily relocate if I indeed had sufficient power to destroy the world.

OverLord · Post by **OverLord** » Tue May 28, 2002 9:16 am

I would decline to do so. I find the world much too...amusing to get rid of such a self-replenishing entertainment device.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue May 28, 2002 9:37 am

Eh....what's in it for me?

Sorrow · Post by **Sorrow** » Tue May 28, 2002 11:47 am

Question answered

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue May 28, 2002 11:53 am

Not my question....

Sorrow · Post by **Sorrow** » Tue May 28, 2002 11:54 am

Picky, picky.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue May 28, 2002 11:55 am

I can't change my vote, can I?

Sorrow · Post by **Sorrow** » Tue May 28, 2002 11:57 am

Doesn't look as though you can.

Memory · Post by **Memory** » Tue May 28, 2002 12:38 pm

OK, own up, who wants to destroy the world? Come on. Put your hand up.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue May 28, 2002 2:26 pm

Destroy the world? What good is being an evil overlord without minions?

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue May 28, 2002 4:03 pm

or upstart heroes that are made example of everyday?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed May 29, 2002 9:22 am

What if you had them another planet?

Memory · Post by **Memory** » Wed May 29, 2002 1:34 pm

Well obviously I'd /threaten/ to blow it up. But we all know the hero would arive in time to save the planet but just after I'd left to go to my next secret lair.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed May 29, 2002 1:37 pm

That's why you lie about the time. So you catch the hero on the planet when it goes boom.

Twisted Sister · Post by **Twisted Sister** » Wed May 29, 2002 3:49 pm

God you're devious Cash...and you look like such a cute little thing.

Sorrow · Post by **Sorrow** » Wed May 29, 2002 4:07 pm

Isn't that in the Evil Overlord's Handbook?

Something along the lines of "I won't have big red LED countdown timers on my equipment. If for some reason I have to, they will be set such that the bomb explodes when the counter reads 125, at which point the Hero will only be preparing his escape plan"

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Wed May 29, 2002 4:09 pm

*Shakes his head* You do not toy with the heroes... you KILL the heroes. No putting them in a dungeon "no one could escape from" or "leaving them on a ship headed for the heart of the sun".

You capture the heroes? You take out a Glock and pullet two bullets in their heads and then BURN the bodies.

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Wed May 29, 2002 4:21 pm

First comes the dismemberment and beheading, though. No use taking chances.

Sorrow · Post by **Sorrow** » Wed May 29, 2002 4:22 pm

And NEVER leave this to your underlings. Always take care of this yourself.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Wed May 29, 2002 4:38 pm

And if your underlings say that the heroes were killed in battle, kill the underling and tell the rest you want a BODY.

Twisted Sister · Post by **Twisted Sister** » Wed May 29, 2002 5:01 pm

your fervour is scary.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Wed May 29, 2002 6:02 pm

There shall be no mistakes.

Memory · Post by **Memory** » Wed May 29, 2002 6:09 pm

Tut, Tut Daki. That's meant to be:

There will be no survivours.

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 11:31 pm

I am not a Vogon.

Chopper · Post by **Chopper** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 11:50 pm

It depends on what world.

Beady · Post by **Beady** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:51 am

Daki wrote:*Shakes his head* You do not toy with the heroes... you KILL the heroes. No putting them in a dungeon "no one could escape from" or "leaving them on a ship headed for the heart of the sun".

You capture the heroes? You take out a Glock and pullet two bullets in their heads and then BURN the bodies.

Don't forget to explain your entire plan until AFTER the fire dies down.

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:04 am

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 2:34 pm

...uhm...
Unfortunately, being able to destroy the world nowadays doesn't necessarily require that much energy... It's too damned easy. Nuke'em 'til They Glow and all...

Now completely wiping out modern society, THAT takes some doin'.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jun 29, 2004 3:53 pm

Actually, I would NEVER say what my plans are. Even though I've just watched the heroes' corpses turn to dust, you NEVER KNOW if they had an active transmitter that survived the fire or a little stupid peon underling hiding in the air vent listening in. All they would hear is:

*ZIP* *tinkle tinkle tinkle* Ahhhhh! *ZIP* *footsteps as I walk away*

If you could destroy the world, would you?

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If you could destroy the world, would you?