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Cool boobs indeed.
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I've been wondering if how often some guy will look at that page and realize he's looking at his wife/girlfriend/daughter or mother?

Those are some boobies I sure wouldn't want to see on line, especially any related to my by blood.
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I would have to concur. Blood related boobies are not good boobies.
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You see.. Anonymous Boobies are better... you don't know who you're looking at.

Sometimes there are some pretty hot relatives who are just too close (but not far enough).. Damn that rule about fourth cousins!

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That's why I like porn. You can watch all kinds of crazy shit, and be completely anonymous.

And plenty of boobs in porn.
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I thought the laws were about second cousins BJ.


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Perhaps.. oh, look! Boobs!
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Boobs? Where? Where?
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Is everyone here still fixated on my boobs, or have we successfully distracted you with other peoples' boobs?
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I can't speak for anyone else, but I haven't moved on yet. Of course I haven't been around as long as everyone else. Plus, yours are real, and that is a big plus.
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Yes there is a bonus on natural boobs.
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You know, boobs are good.
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Well boobs certainly aren't bad.
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I can't think of a single bad thing about boobs. They're soft and nice to look at, what more would I need?
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a pair of your own?

(because you know that just a single boob would be weird)
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If I had boobs I'd never leave the house.
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I said that about a penis. Boobs aren't as much fun as you'd think. Not for oneself, anyway.
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I'd probably play with them for a while and then see a doctor about them.
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You know, double posting makes me glad I'm a mod at P-live and can delete any post on a whim.
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Now that's just plain odd. :crack
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I guess everyone wants what they don't have. But I digress from the topic, which is of course singing the praises of boobies.
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hooray for the breasticles!
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so Moto posted furry boobs...

they're still boobs, right? What'd be strange is if the furry had smooth boobs, like they shaved or something.. that'd be straaange.
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I haven't read the whole thread, but I have to ask is bigger better? How big is too big? Boob wise.
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In some senses, bigger is better. They're more fun to touch, grope, squeeze, hold, and caress, but littler boobs are more sensitive and easier to excite. Girls with littler boobs are often slightly more insecure, and therefore are more fun to hug and make feel good about themselves.
As far as "How big is too big," I'd have to say it depends on the person. A larger, broader woman would be more appropriate with, say, DD cups than a smaller, scrawnier woman. As far as I'm concerned, mine are just right for my body. I'm short (maybe even shorter than Cash), but I have rather broad shoulders and hips. So my C/D boobs (depending on style and band size) don't look too huge, except in certain shirts. For the most part, however, they're not too big. I don't think I could take them much bigger, though.
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Me, I tend to go for the handful.
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Interesting, thank you Kitt. It's difficult to have a serious conversation about this kind of stuff with most of the people I know here.
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Hey now, I was being serious.
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Never said you weren't. I just appreciated input from the female point of view.
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I tend to look more toward the "Smaller but not flat" gals. But then again a womans face and legs top my list, in that order.

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Nice. The short ones are my favorite type of bird too. (Yay for Britspeak of sorts)
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Those are some nice birds.
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anything more then a mouthfull gets very hard on the jaw muscles, however it seems that the breast that ARE a little more then a mouthful are easier to swallow the nipple of. I am sorry Kitt, but honestly, even if you attacked me with your boobs and messed my brain up heavily I doubt I could ever forget about them.
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yea.. and the really large ones only seem to attract slobber... not a turn-on.. sorry
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Damn.. no new boobs in two days...

what's wrong with you all?
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I'm working on getting a picture of me in my bird girl costume so you can all get Official Jailbait Bulldrekker Boobies.
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mmmm... jailbait bulldrekker boobies... JBBs!
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*Does the boobie wave*
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Heh...boobs.
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Boobs indeed
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I must say the jailbait pictures are nice. Boobs. I also have to say that leaving a directory marked sleepover where we could see it was....welll I damn near had a heart attack. But the boobie, er Birdie costume looks good on you.
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Boobies are birdies too.
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MWAHAHAHA! One breast to rule them all, another to bind them all in darkness. I WIN!
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What do you win? Boobs?
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No, I win control over the human race *using* boobies as my weapon.
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Your boobs or like all women's boobs?
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Just mine, so far. It's working. Why invest in other peoples' boobs?
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I dunno, the more boobs under you have under your power the wider and faster your control would spread I would assume.
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I want to be a boob opressor.

Wait, I work in IT. I'm already opressing boobs ("No, don't double-click on THAT!")
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