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Are you suggesting we go on a breast punching run to see which one is true?
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Trust me, getting hit in the boobies hurts unless they're fake. There's all that bruisableness and the inner plumbing that makes for the ow-ness.
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Okay, that's one woman whose boobs we don't have to punch.
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This just in:

I &hearts BOOBIES!!


...and now back to your regularly scheduled boobie viewing.






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You &heart boobs?
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Lord Death Hand wrote:You &heart boobs?
Yes I do. That with the right character set that comes up as a heart. Looks like IE doesn't come with that.




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hmmm Firefox does.... Oh yes...I don't heart boobies...I love them....can I get a woot woot for the pearl necklace?
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I see...well hrmm....damn you IE! DAMN YOU TO HELL! Oh yeah, and boobs are great.
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Hooray for Boobies!
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We should have a boobie parade!
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I get to be the Grand Marshal!
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As long as I can be one of the commentators.

"Well Sally today is a great day for a boobie parade wouldn't you say?"
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"Well Tom, it appears that it's a little cold down there. I can clearly see nippage."
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Where shall we have a boobies parade at then? It will effect the types of boobies we see
I would be clever and witty here..but that uses brain cycles that are processing your demise....
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I would assume we would have a boobie parade some place filled with variety.
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Sounds like the internet.
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Or Daytona during Spring Break.
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Well we could have it in Daytona, seeing as how that's more of an actual place.
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Are you saying the internet isn't a real place...does that means the boobies there aren't real either?
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ANd Yea, the Lord said "Let there be boobs." And there was much rejoicing. And boobs.
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Well most of the boobs you're going to find on the internet are fake. :D
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But the fantasy is soooo realistic
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Boobs are what make milk
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Boobs are what make men go crazy too.
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sometimes, boobs are what make women bearable.

God, some of the dumb broads I've got in my accounting class. They look good, but there's nothing up top, and I can't stand such idiocy. So I just look at them...

They don't know.. they sit in front of me.
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They must have really big tits if you can see them from behind
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:lol As for the nothing up top thing, yeah that is damn annoying and there seems to be a lot of the going around in college.
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That's the advantage of going to a small specialized school. The only pople that survive the first year have a decently level of intelligence. Of course there is a smaller number of boobies to stare at during class.
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Yesterday I went to a club and the male lead singer kept grabbing the female lead singer's breasts. They seemed to be squishy.
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Is breast squeezing part of the music?
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I think it would make music more interesting. If I was guaranteed to see musical boobies at a concert, I would go to alot more concerts.
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It may have had something to do with the lyrics or something. Certainly, it was part of the gimmick of the performance.
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Well a good boob squeezing can make almost any song better.
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Ya know.. I hate when i flirt with freshman boobs... mostly without knowing they're freshman boobs.

I'm such an evil man... but they are cute boobs!
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Freshmen in college or freshmen in highschool?
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thankfully college.

I could get arrested for high-school!
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That's why I asked :D.
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That's the best thing about high school boobies, the older I get, they stay the same age.
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All sorts of jiggly boobies
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yes, many bouncy breastesess
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Yay boobies!
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suck! Link down due to bandwidth usage.

back to thinking about boobs, rather than looking at them
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fun bags
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*link works*

That's great! I probably shouldn't be looking at work... but that's fooking brilliant!
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Twice a week me and some friends get together and practice international rules kickboxing. Since we do actual sparring and, like, hit each other, one of the females who attends wears this plastic breast armor thingie. It's like a shock abosorbing bra.

Anyway, last time, she told me that it's this big tough shock to deal with when she puts her breasts in the armor while it's cold.

Thought that this would be relevant to the discussion at hand.
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Your post is missing something...more boobs! :D
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So, like, what's the deal with this forum? Is it okay to post actual bare breasts, or must only softcore stuff be posted?
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think about what you just said, and think about why you need to play in traffic.
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In this thread (and this thread only mind you) boobs may be posted in any shape or form as long as they aren't man boobies or old lady boobies. That's the point of this thread, to collect all of the boobies so the rest of Bulldrek is relatively work/school safe. Links to boobies are also fine.
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