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FlameBlade
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Post by FlameBlade »

Animalball vs Bulldrek.

Setting:

Massive stadium.

A muffin in middle of the playing ground.

Go!
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Post by Grifter »

*Grifter saunters in, oblivious to anything that's going on as usual* "Ooohh, mufffin! Mine!"
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Post by Bonefish »

As Grifter squats to pick up the muffin, he notices the ground shaking, and when he stands up, he notices a mechanical T-rex, with rather large... err.. Balls, stomping towards him.

"SCOTASAURUS REX, KILL!" Screams the cackling maniac on top of the mechanical T-Rex, as he hauls vigerously at different levers.

"I've got you dead to rights, sucka!"
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*performs the haka*
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Post by Grifter »

*Grifter just smiles and points to the Made in Taiwan-sticker on the left foot of the T-Rex. He then bites into the muffin to the accompanying sounds of crashing metal.*
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Post by Heavy_D »

* The clang of Grifter's rotten jaws hitting one another another sounds through arena as Heavy_D steals the muffin from right under Grifter's nose*
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Post by Grifter »

"I'll Ro Cham Beau ya for it. Me first. "
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Post by Iantha »

Bonefish wrote:As Grifter squats to pick up the muffin, he notices the ground shaking, and when he stands up, he notices a mechanical T-rex, with rather large... err.. Balls, stomping towards him.

"SCOTASAURUS REX, KILL!" Screams the cackling maniac on top of the mechanical T-Rex, as he hauls vigerously at different levers.

"I've got you dead to rights, sucka!"
Didn't you mean "Scrote-a-saurus Rex"?
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Post by Crazy Elf »

[i]* Heavy D falls to the gound as a series of logs roll over him, sending the muffin flying into the arms of an Ewok on a hang-glider that brings the muffin to the Elf.[/i]

I claim this muffin for me and me only forever and ever amen.
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