I found a muffin...

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 4:14 am

Yep, a very nice muffin. And I'm going to put it here on this cushion, under a nice spotlight, where you can all see it.

And, really, there aren't any traps or countermeasures or killer zealots or anything else bad waiting for the person who wants that muffin.

Did I mention it is a homemade blueberry muffin?

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Sun Feb 07, 2010 10:50 am

*Freaks out trying to decide between grabbing the muffin and catching the Cazmonster*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:43 am

Cazmonster grabs TGC and wuffles him ferocioulsly.

I'll be here from time to time, but that muffin just might be a limited time offer.

Bonefish · Post by **Bonefish** » Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:45 pm

Bonefish walks by, whistling, well, trying to whistle, it really just sound like he's "pffping" his tongue at the world. He pauses for a minute.

"Hey, is that a Muffin? whose muffin is it? Guess it might be my muffin"

And he walks over to the muffin, picks it up and begins munching on it.

"man, i wish I had some pot."

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Wed Feb 10, 2010 3:36 am

*chokes*

This...

is...

not...

blueberry!!!!

*screams as he is being transformed into something terrible!*

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 7:29 am

TGC wuffles Caz back

Yeah, well, that temporary muffin just turned FlameBlade into something...vile...

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Feb 15, 2010 8:59 pm

FlameBlade continues to scream as toxic-looking sludges fall off him, spraying everywhere.

Tiny Deev · Post by **Tiny Deev** » Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:10 am

*points to FlameBlade*
I don't think he used to have that much tentacles..

Bonefish · Post by **Bonefish** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:40 am

Does anyone have a shotgun, I hear shotguns are the cure for these kinds of problems?

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:25 pm

*Holds up a set of kayaking oars. There's a Husqvarna 570 Logging Chainsaw attached to either end with duct tape, rope, c-clamps, and bailing wire*

Will these work? I've got enough lighter fluid and matches to make it a Flaming Dual-headed Chainsaw Staff...

DV8 · Post by **DV8** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:04 pm

Try some of the spare cannisters of napalm I've got laying around...

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:43 pm

FlameBlade starts to grow in size, absorbing some of "gears" that is being offered around. Of course, screaming just got ten decibels higher.

Tiny Deev · Post by **Tiny Deev** » Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:49 pm

picks up phone

Hello? Godzilla? Yeah, you should come over here, we have something for you to fight. Yeah bring the camera crew.

No you hang up first. No you hang up first.

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:02 am

While TinyDeev is calling in the organic support, TGC is frantically bellowing into a cellphone in broken Japanese

What you mean 'EVAs needed for new movies?' Series bad enough!

Sighing, he got off the phone.

Well, I called every Mecha team I've ever heard of, even the also-ran third-rate teams, and it looks like this is the end...

He hefts a full-sized version of the Gundam Physalis's Nuclear Missile Launcher over his shoulder.

What's a little glowing between friends, ne?[/i]