I one the sandbox.
- JohnnyRico
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Four rockets come streaking out of the sky, smashing into the ground around Kitt, causing her to duck and cover as the explosions roll fire around her and over her head. As the smoke and dust begins to clear, she stands up slowly, looking around for the source. Unfortunately, the last place she looks is straight up, and by then it's far too late. On silent blades, the helicopter auto-rotates down on top of her, crushing her into a sticky red paste.
"I four the sandbox," Rico says, as he pops the door and hops down from the cockpit.
"I four the sandbox," Rico says, as he pops the door and hops down from the cockpit.
"I have a conundrum for you. A riddle if you will. What's the difference between you, and malard with a cold? I don't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore." -"Sean Connery" Celebrity Jeopardy- SNL
- The Grand Crusader
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- Kitt
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After very slowly recongealing into her normal form, Kitt makes a quick stop at the beauty store, then again at the toy store. When she returns to the thread, she fills her newly purchased super soaker with industrial strength Nair, also newly purchased. She pumps the toy weapon until it's about ready to explode and pulls the trigger, aiming directly at the assfro. It takes a few minutes, but the chemical makeup of the hair remover begins to eat away at the hair...and the flesh it covers.
"That looks like it's going to sting... Oh, and I six the sandbox."
"That looks like it's going to sting... Oh, and I six the sandbox."
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
- JohnnyRico
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- Joined: Mon Mar 18, 2002 1:11 pm
- Location: Hell on Earth, in the Greatest state of the Union
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A small orb floats out of the parked helicopter and glides over to the ash pile that is Rico and pops open a compartment on its side. The orb extends a small dust buster, and despite the best of intentions, a yellow and black Bat logo can be seen on it under a chipping layer of paint. The orb retracts the dust buster and floats back to the helicopter. One swirling, nausea-inducing cut later, Rico steps out of the helicopter, dusting off his overcoat.
"TGC, I have to say that stung a bit, but the 60's called," the pilot says with a smirk. "The Penguin, the Riddler, the Joker, and Catwoman want their diabolical SuperWeapon back."
Rico looks at Heavy_D and blanches when he realizes what just happened. With the air of a doctor telling a patient that he's got terminal cancer of the anus and leprosy of the genitals, he puts a gentle hand on the other 'Drekker's shoulder, wincing slightly as Heavy_D picks something out of his teeth.
a"I've got bad news for you son. On the way in, I saw the werekitten Kwyndig... using... the sandbox." Without another word, Rico hands the now vomiting Heavy_D an industrial strength tube of Plastex Toothpaste and a steel wire toothbrush.
"Oh, for the record, I Nine the sandbox... or at least whatever Heavy_D managed to throw up of the sandbox."
"TGC, I have to say that stung a bit, but the 60's called," the pilot says with a smirk. "The Penguin, the Riddler, the Joker, and Catwoman want their diabolical SuperWeapon back."
Rico looks at Heavy_D and blanches when he realizes what just happened. With the air of a doctor telling a patient that he's got terminal cancer of the anus and leprosy of the genitals, he puts a gentle hand on the other 'Drekker's shoulder, wincing slightly as Heavy_D picks something out of his teeth.
a"I've got bad news for you son. On the way in, I saw the werekitten Kwyndig... using... the sandbox." Without another word, Rico hands the now vomiting Heavy_D an industrial strength tube of Plastex Toothpaste and a steel wire toothbrush.
"Oh, for the record, I Nine the sandbox... or at least whatever Heavy_D managed to throw up of the sandbox."
"I have a conundrum for you. A riddle if you will. What's the difference between you, and malard with a cold? I don't remember how it ends, but your mothers a whore." -"Sean Connery" Celebrity Jeopardy- SNL
- The Grand Crusader
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- Jeff Hauze
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- Kitt
- Baron of the Imperium
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Kitt watches in some strange combination of horror and amusement as the remnants of the sandbox begins to copulate.
"Yikes. I guess I twelve the sandbox. Oh, and Jeff? This is for starting that stunning image."
Kitt turns the nair gun on Jeff, spraying him in the eyes.
"Those chemical burns should heal some time this year..."
"Yikes. I guess I twelve the sandbox. Oh, and Jeff? This is for starting that stunning image."
Kitt turns the nair gun on Jeff, spraying him in the eyes.
"Those chemical burns should heal some time this year..."
Real life quotes, courtesy of the PetsHotel:
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"
"Drop it, you pervert!"
"Ma'am? Ma'am! You are very round."
"It's a hump-a-palooza today."
"Everybody get away from the poop bucket!"