How much 5 years old I could take on in a fight.


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How much 5 years old I could take on in a fight.

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http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
I can take 34...

How much can you take?
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28. Damn my diminutive stature...
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I got only 17. *sniff*
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jo_alex wrote:I got only 17. *sniff*
Kids these days, I'm sure they had weapons!
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Tiny Deev wrote:
jo_alex wrote:I got only 17. *sniff*
Kids these days, I'm sure they had weapons!
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31. I don't know how much you lied on your application, man... :)
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I didn't. I said I could keep the highest though. Maybe that helped. Maybe its random:P

I did the test again and killed 33 children. I'm losing my touch!

"Edit: I like this one: To hell with morality, I'd be too busy pile-driving, crane-kicking, and bare-knuckle bashing them all the way back to kintergarten, and this question: During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?
I awnsered yes to these questions, maybe that helps?:) "
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Looks like I'm only ting out about 29 of them. Man, I was hoping for enough dead brats to build a good cabin with.
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28....which seems to be somewhat of an average around here. Together we'll beat the crap out of them for sure :D
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I like to see how a five year old would handle 28 of us...:)
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31! Now if we can use weapons, I'm grabbinga wood chipper. I'm sure I'd be able to add 50 to my score...
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I think i used the first 5 year old as a bat. Ah, good times.
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28. I'm pretty sure that my habit of throwing people into walls would help though.
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Geez. 19.
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36. But I'm not nice.
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over 9000.
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Physically being a weapon doesn't count as "unarmed".
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36, but being a body builder helps. Those kids would be projectiles.
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I just took the test for a second time and ended up with 27...one lower. Maybe I'm getting soft on my old age :|
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I took it again and ended up with 36!
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29. My brick in sock fu is weak.
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Icepick wrote:29. My brick in sock fu is weak.
Fuck that, just whack the five year olds with one of their own. That's the way to survive in this cutthroat world with killer five year olds
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