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Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 11:52 pm

Do you all wanna do something cool or do you just wanna inflate your post counts? I'd like to do some rockem sockem violence and role playing again, that stuff was fun. But I don't want to be doing it on my lonesome. To that end, I made this neafty Poll to try to get this working again.

This are serious business.
This am serious poll.

Youcannothasveedoption.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:17 am

veed?

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:50 am

I thought Mouls was doing Veed?

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:11 am

No no, that's Veed doing your mom.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:15 am

Can't be, Veed's still able to walk. Mom'd have his feet nailed to the floor so he couldn't run away.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 3:28 am

Smart mom.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:55 am

Or smart Veed...

OverLord · Post by **OverLord** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:16 am

I might actually come out of retirement for a little taste of the old days like that, Cazzy. Oh, and hello again, folks. Been a while, no?

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:20 am

I'm going to open a gate to Hell just so Satan can bean you with an iceball under the light of a blue moon.

OverLord · Post by **OverLord** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:27 am

Who? Me?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:29 am

Well, it wasn't going to be at first....

OverLord · Post by **OverLord** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:30 pm

Silence, ya sawed-off wee midget!

*punts Cash into a pit full of epileptic monkeys with electric carving knives*

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 1:46 pm

*Looks at the horrid scene of Cash trying to fight of a fury of uncoordinated jabs and failing victim to a visceration seldomnly seen*

*As an afterthought kicks Overlord into the aformentioned pit to go and collect the remains of Cash*

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:04 pm

AHH! AHH! The monkeys stabbed me in the arm! It hurts quite badly. Can someone fetch help?

*a small shadow appears on Cash and slowly grows bigger as OL is punted into the pit*

Heavy_D · Post by **Heavy_D** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:07 pm

*looks as OL hits the floor head-first and recoils when he hears the awful snap that indicates that somewhere in OL's spine something went very, very wrong. After that throws some combat-drug induced bananas into the pit for the monkeys and waits to see what happens*

JohnnyRico · Post by **JohnnyRico** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 4:14 pm

*Heavy_D gets tapped on the shoulder. As the noob spins, Rico reaches out and grabs Heavy_D by the face.*

You know, you really shouldn't do things like that. Not only did Overlord run the biggest bulldrekkian arms manufacturing company back during Bulldrek That Was, but some of us would still like to say hello. Now he's in a pit of monkeys, covered in feces. That doesn't make me very happy. I think you should be a good little one and go help him out, ok?

*Without waiting for a reply, Rico spins around and throws Heavy_D like a lawn dart, accellerating the nooblet with neck-dislocating force, and impailing an epileptic monkey during the landing.*

Nice, ten points for a bulls-eye, right guys?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:53 pm

*covers OL in feces*

Ook! Ook!

*flings some at JR*

OverLord · Post by **OverLord** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 10:56 pm

Speaking calmly from down inside, OverLord pushes himself upright as his back restructures itself and absently brings his heel down onto the prone Heavy_D's throat.

"And not only that..." He grins, shaking a trio of fusion grenades from his coat to land on the floor, primed and with seconds left to detonate. "Personal assets aside, back in the day I was and still consider myself to be one of this place's premier superpowers. If you're really aching for a demonstration, I will be quite happy to accomodate you later. But for now, my fellow...well, you're just in deep shit. Don't worry though, it won't be for long."

The dracomorph leaps free, idly brushing himself off and chuckling as a small mushroom cloud blooms from within the pit, sending a burst of flash-incinerated body parts and fecal matter flying skyward from the force of the blast.

"You know...it's really good to be back. I need to get business set up again soon, I'm sensing a deplorable lack of firepower in the local area."

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Fri Jul 06, 2007 4:10 pm

Nice shot JR, we can maybe make a game of this sometime.

Wolfen grins while watching the mess in the pit for a moment, then he turns to Overlord as he lands.

Good to see you back OL, I'd started to worry you weren't coming. Then who would I steal ammo from?

OverLord · Post by **OverLord** » Sat Jul 07, 2007 3:14 am

"You stole ammo from me? Hm...you know, you could have always asked for a...donation."

OverLord quickdraws a pistol from inside his jacket, firing thrice into Wolfen's face and then grinning as the expected shower of skull fragments doesn't occur.

"Just kidding, only blanks! Good to see you, too."

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:45 pm

Wolfen's eyes cross for a second as he stares down the barrel of Overlord's gun, then he pulls out the world's most battered Flakhammer out from under his coat. It looks as though it has served equally as a melee weapon as well as a gun, and is covered in patches of touched-up paint and 'repairs'.

Well, you gave me this nice gun way back when, but I never have any money, and Caz soaked up most of the ammo it came with when we went to play golf and...

Wolfen mumbles on for a while

Anyway, you be careful when reopening the plant. I used to crash down in the maintenance tunnels sometimes but since you've been gone, well, something weird has been moving around down there, something I can't track...

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 2:51 pm

Not going to stick your finger in the gun, Bugs Bunny style?

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:03 pm

Do I look like a bloody anorexic rabbit?

No, don't answer that.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:03 pm

Awww, you're no fun.

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:05 pm

I think I've seen someone do something similar when OL pointed a gun at them before, it wasn't pretty.

Or are you referrring to my refusal to cosplay a rabbit? Something you're not telling us Cash?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:07 pm

*hides his Daffy Duck costume*

Nope.

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 3:09 pm

Looks suspiciously at Cash

Hmmm. Looks like it's duck season.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:58 pm

Wolverine Season!

Cazmonter shoves three rabid wolverines down Cash's pants.

Eep, there's really not room for one rabid wolverine in those pants.

Okay, so, we've got a tally and it's VIOLENCE WITH A PLOT!!! I'll see what I can do about getting to one of those here today.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 12:09 am

*runs around the thread waving his arms in the air*

OH GOD!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

IT HURTS!

IT TURNS ME ON SO!

AHHHHH--oh yeah, right there--HHHHHH!!!!!

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 3:24 am

Dips Cash in peanut butter.

Wolverines love peanut butter.

Sprays Cash with wolverine sex pheromones.

Wolverines love sex, too.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:16 pm

Cazmonster yanks a switcho beam out of his pants pocket and watches the fun commence as he switches Ancient History for Cash.

Oh, that's... that's just wrong.

Okay. I gotta go figure out a plot.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:26 am

There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 7:45 am

*dives right in*

Hello, Mr. Wolverine! Where's the bar?

OverLord · Post by **OverLord** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 10:52 pm

"BAR?"

The dragon produces an M1918A2 Browning Automatic Rifle and clicks it to full auto, then empties the magazine directly into AH's groin area (and by association, Cash).

"There's your BAR!"

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