Do Some Damage!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu May 24, 2007 11:39 pm

Cazmonster, upon having a real hum-dinger of a day, grabs a rotary belt-fed shotgun and unleashes hot buckshot death on Moocow until there's nothing but bone chips and gib.

Yeah, that's right! Kill somebody - right here, right now!!!

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu May 24, 2007 11:49 pm

yeay! BBQ!

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Fri May 25, 2007 1:28 am

AH cracks 3278's skull with a Louisville Slugger.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:33 am

Cazmonster emails incriminating photos of Daki revealing the secret sauce in Ninjaburgers and listens for the invisible mayhem. Before too long, Daki's head tumbles through the thread.

I fuckin' love ninjas.

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Sun May 27, 2007 12:53 am

*Applies a double-barreled shotgun to Caz's "muppet-berries"*
Attack someone that's actually in the thread to defend themselves!

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Sun May 27, 2007 1:27 am

Nails Moto to the hood of the Black Van.

DV8 · Post by **DV8** » Sun May 27, 2007 10:31 am

Deev whsipers sweet nothings into Little Spoon the Ungamunga's ear before ordering him to sodomize Heavy D until there's nothing left but a fine paste.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sun May 27, 2007 2:15 pm

*Cash slips Little Spoon some Viagra and over the cries of Heavy D whispers Deev's name into his ear*

DV8 · Post by **DV8** » Sun May 27, 2007 8:31 pm

Deev, being more than enough of a challenge for Little Spoon, devours him whole and spits out the bones at Cash with a velocity of a railgun.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sun May 27, 2007 8:58 pm

*Cash grabs the next poster and uses him/her/Control as a tower shield*

Eep! Little Spoon bones!

Tiny Deev · Post by **Tiny Deev** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:13 am

Oh hell no! Argh!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:32 am

Oohhh, it's TinyDeev, so he's not tower shield size...I can bash with him!

*grabs Tiny Deev by the ankles and whallops Deev over the head*

Pillo..errr, poster fight!!!

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Mon May 28, 2007 1:20 am

Whips Cash with Cazmonster's cock.
It's got spikes on it.

Tiny Deev · Post by **Tiny Deev** » Mon May 28, 2007 10:07 am

I'm free!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon May 28, 2007 12:29 pm

If you take Deev out, then you become Deev. Git 'em!

Tiny Deev · Post by **Tiny Deev** » Mon May 28, 2007 3:05 pm

Oh yeah!

*Flying Headbutt's Deev's face*

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon May 28, 2007 9:37 pm

Grabs a lawn chair, a bucket of popcorn, and a pony keg of Rolling Rock and watches the show.

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Tue May 29, 2007 2:23 am

*Tears himself from the nails, hops behind the wheel of The Black Van and rams Cash's keg, showering the thread in suds and shrapnel.*

Iantha · Post by **Iantha** » Tue May 29, 2007 2:37 am

*Iantha walks up, looks around, and starts licking beer suds off of everyone*

You know, this should have been Blue Moon.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue May 29, 2007 2:56 am

Punches Iantha in the uterus and hangs her up like a pinata.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue May 29, 2007 3:18 am

Hey Cash. What's going---OOH! Beer and violence. SWEET!
*Kitt sits down and watches the carnage*

Iantha · Post by **Iantha** » Tue May 29, 2007 3:27 am

Thanks Ancient, I needed something to calm the cramping.

Now, how do I get down from here...

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue May 29, 2007 3:35 am

Ancient paints a bullseye on Iantha's ass and places a bat nearby.
Hit her until candy comes out!

DV8 · Post by **DV8** » Tue May 29, 2007 6:14 am

After repeatedly beating the shit out of her with the Wufflebat of Angry Justice, Deev looks up and over to Ancient...

...Dude, there's all kinds of stuff coming out of her, but if you call this candy, I don't think we can be friends anymore.

Tiny Deev · Post by **Tiny Deev** » Tue May 29, 2007 8:11 am

Its eatible and a bit fruity.. dude, its like Skittles!

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue May 29, 2007 11:53 am

Dropkicks Deev into Kitt's lap.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue May 29, 2007 1:49 pm

Great....now he's never leaving.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue May 29, 2007 7:41 pm

*looks at the gay model in her lap*
OOH! MAKEUP PRACTICE!
*Kitt busts out her giant box o' makeup and proceeds to "prettify" Deev. Unfortunately, she soon grows tired of this, and decides to use her new toy as a pinata stick.*
Why
*whump*
Isn't
*whump*
There
*whump*
Any
*whump*
CANDY?!
*splortch*
...
Oops.

Iantha · Post by **Iantha** » Wed May 30, 2007 12:45 am

*Rrrrrrrrrrip*

Good god, now that I am finally down I can start gluing my tatered and beaten flesh back together.

Anyone got any super glue?

Eh... No no Paul, not THAT super glue...

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed May 30, 2007 12:56 am

Thought is was lube
What a boob
Super glue

Who knew
Not us two
Stuck in you
Bucket of water

Somebody's daughter
Can it get any hotter
Hilarious fodder
Crawl to the phone

Got a stuck bone
No I'm not alone
Hurting groan
Look on their face

After entering the place
Our disgrace
Very bad taste
Lights on next time

Releases the Sonic Death Monkeys

Iantha · Post by **Iantha** » Wed May 30, 2007 1:28 am

*takes her left femur bone, broken with a nasty sharp edge on it, and stabs Ancient through the tongue and pins him to the floor. And covers him in honey as an afterthought*

Oh, look over yonder, what do I see? What's that? Army ants? Hmmm. Better head for higher ground. See you later AH!

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed May 30, 2007 2:10 am

Kinky! Paul will be so jealous.

Iantha · Post by **Iantha** » Wed May 30, 2007 2:14 am

Nah, he'll want to join in on the fun. And as 32 so aptly puts it,

"This is my friend Paul. He likes Comic books, porn and butt sex."

I hope the honey will be enough lube for you AH.