100%

[Liniah]

From a spam mail that amused me:


What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder
about those people who say they are giving more than
100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone
wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help
you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented
as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that
While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass
kissing that will put you over the top.

[Tiny Deev]

Hahahaha, that is so cool

[jo_alex]

So true.