Skittles or M&M's?


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Skittles or M&M's

Skittles
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M&M's
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Skittles or M&M's?

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Skittles or M&M's?
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M&M

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M&M's (peanuts preferably)

It's chocolate, you know? ;)
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I hate all of you.

Angrily, Deev reaches inside his pockets and retrieves a small device. Moments after clicking a angry red button a spaceship appears and beams him away to their observation deck. From there, he orders the orbital virus bombing to commence, decaying all of the organic matter and releasing noxious, methane-like fumes from the rotting compost. He then orders a strategic bombing of the surface, igniting all the vapours, scorching the planet and burning up all its oxygen.

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Sorry, Skittles are only for Gay-Models.
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We, at work, use skittles to describe prescription medication the convicts take.
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Ugh, what's wrong you M&M people?
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*Dies smiling with the knowledge that Deev just destroyed the source of his Skittles. It is perfect "Outer Limits" irony.*
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Skittles!!
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chocolate > fruity
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Post by Jeff Hauze »

Normally, I'd probably side with chocolate. But M&Ms just suck badly. So it's all about the fruity goodness. Now, if we did Reese's Pieces versus Skittles, then the Skittles go down hard.
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Post by Kitt »

I'm assuming that we're going with any variety skittle, in which case, I side with the sour skittles. FUCK YOU, CHOCOLATEY TREAT!
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Heavy_D wrote:Skittles!!
My nigga.
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Post by Iantha »

Neither.
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Post by Jeff Hauze »

DV8 wrote:
Heavy_D wrote:Skittles!!
My nigga.
*grumbles* Last time I remember to back you up, fucker. :D
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Post by Heavy_D »

DV8 wrote:
Heavy_D wrote:Skittles!!
My nigga.
I know Jim sent you a fuckload of Skittles through mail. Save some for this tasty human :)
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Heavy_D wrote:I know Jim sent you a fuckload of Skittles through mail. Save some for this tasty human :)
You really can't get them in NL? I know they are sold in Poland.
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Jeff Hauze wrote:
DV8 wrote:
Heavy_D wrote:Skittles!!
My nigga.
*grumbles* Last time I remember to back you up, fucker. :D
I felt your support could have been...stronger. :)
Heavy_D wrote:
DV8 wrote:
Heavy_D wrote:Skittles!!
My nigga.
I know Jim sent you a fuckload of Skittles through mail. Save some for this tasty human :)
Yeah...about that... :aww
jo_alex wrote:
Heavy_D wrote:I know Jim sent you a fuckload of Skittles through mail. Save some for this tasty human :)
You really can't get them in NL? I know they are sold in Poland.
At first you could, now you can only get them in really small packets (not nearly large enough to satisfy my needs) in candy-stores, and no longer in the jumbo-sized bags. :(
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Post by Cash »

DV8 wrote:
Heavy_D wrote:Skittles!!
My nigga.
There has to be two jokers in every crowd... :cute
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Do you know, have you experienced... sour skittles?

They will kick your ass.
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I still have blisters on my tongue from the ones Josh brought over to .nl a few weeks ago. :)
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Post by Heavy_D »

Moto42 wrote:Veed.
Ever since when did he turn into candy ?
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Vote often. Vote Veed!
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DV8 wrote:I still have blisters on my tongue from the ones Josh brought over to .nl a few weeks ago. :)
That's called Herpes. Congrats!
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Them herpes tasted mighty fine, I tell ya!
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Herpes in pill form!
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Bah!
Fruity=The Devil!
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Post by DV8 »

Fruity my arse! It has all my favourite e-numbers in a nice collection. E622, E635, E528...
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Skittle power baby oh yeah!

Direct sugar rush! :D
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Post by Tryyng »

M&M's are kinda bland - there's only so long I can chow down on sub-par chocolate until I get tired of it. Skittles... if left unattended with a large enough supply, I'd probablysuffer massive internal organ failure. Mmmm, skittles - diabetes never tasted so good.

I shouldn't be allowed to shop for myself.
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Post by Tiny Deev »

Skittles rock.
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Post by DV8 »

Exactly. Fuck all those M&M munching bitches.
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Dude, you had me at "Hello"
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Yeay! Tiny Deev is here! W00t! :rollin
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Oblivion Loves Skittles.
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mwahaha, skittles is creeping up!

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Post by IrnMaidan »

Sorry. I gotta go with the M&M's. There's something about having something fruity in my mouth that I just don't like.
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Post by Cash »

Testify!

To be fair to skittles...there's many kinds of M&M's and just a few skittles.
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Ice cream skittles win all ties.
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Post by Moulsari »

For those of you who call M&Ms "chocolate"... you are sadly deprived. Chocolate tastes nothing like what is inside M&Ms. It is just chocolate-flavoured sugar.

Chocolate > Fruity, but Skittles > M&Ms.
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Skittles over M&M's?!? Thats it, Mouls is off the Christmas card list!
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Post by Tiny Deev »

She has taste buds, totally a reason to keep her outta the family. Skittles rocks M&M's any day.
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hey...there's a poll here...
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Gummy bears are number one.
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