The Sound off about something positive thread.

Jeff Hauze · Post by **Jeff Hauze** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:27 am

Adam wrote:I've officially declared it to be spring; pants out, kilt in.

Just so long as it's plaid. Plaid = kilt. Any other color = skirt.

Iantha · Post by **Iantha** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:32 am

Jeff Hauze wrote:
Adam wrote:I've officially declared it to be spring; pants out, kilt in.
Just so long as it's plaid. Plaid = kilt. Any other color = skirt.

What's wrong with men wearing skirts?

Adam · Post by **Adam** » Mon May 07, 2007 2:42 am

Jeff Hauze wrote:
Adam wrote:I've officially declared it to be spring; pants out, kilt in.
Just so long as it's plaid. Plaid = kilt. Any other color = skirt.

Skirt or kilt, it's much easier for you to eat my cock.

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Mon May 07, 2007 3:13 am

And that's a plus!

Jeff Hauze · Post by **Jeff Hauze** » Mon May 07, 2007 5:16 am

I mean really...who wouldn't want some of the Golden Phallus?

DV8 · Post by **DV8** » Mon May 07, 2007 7:50 am

Has anyone ever been able to verify this golden phallus thing? Can we get an expert-witness, please?

Jeff Hauze · Post by **Jeff Hauze** » Mon May 07, 2007 10:45 am

Well, I'm a Fresh Witness...does that count?

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Mon May 07, 2007 10:49 am

Tickets mysteriously returned, so I snatched them up...

Adam · Post by **Adam** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:34 pm

Just got offered more work.

TLM · Post by **TLM** » Mon May 07, 2007 10:05 pm

Thanks to dentist, I am now fucked up on painkillers. Yay!

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue May 08, 2007 4:10 am

Don't have strep, and am receiving allergy meds in the mail.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed May 09, 2007 8:22 pm

Got my state and federal tax returns today. I wonder how much my own private island is...

Ampere · Post by **Ampere** » Wed May 09, 2007 9:07 pm

Found a packet of Onion Soup Mix. I'm making a casserole!

jo_alex · Post by **jo_alex** » Fri May 25, 2007 2:30 pm

Despite major distractions in the last two weeks I just finished writing another chapter. YEAH!

Now... just need to wait till Tuesday for my promoter to say it's any good.

IrnMaidan · Post by **IrnMaidan** » Fri May 25, 2007 3:49 pm

I got transfered to another store with the same job....so I didn't get fired.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri May 25, 2007 11:35 pm

Pumped a portion of my refund money into the local economy. Hello, Zune!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sat May 26, 2007 5:41 am

oohhh, I just remembered another positive thing. A Tasty Human just stepped into Bulldrek Proper. Let's all give her a warm welcome.

*sneaks up to IrnMaidan, duct tapes two grenades to her buttcheeks, and pulls the pins*
*salutes*
*KER-WHUMPH!*
Sphincter Tar-Tar!!!

IrnMaidan · Post by **IrnMaidan** » Sat May 26, 2007 7:15 am

Thanks Cash.
*pulls out AK 47 and chases*

I gots recognized by a manager which means I didn't get fired. And I don't know how to take that.

Iantha · Post by **Iantha** » Sat May 26, 2007 12:54 pm

MY HUSBAND IS HOME!!!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sat May 26, 2007 8:39 pm

Eeep!

*runs away, dodging and twisting past random Bulldrekkers*
Boy, there was a day when mentioning the word Tasty would have brought the crowd thundering in...I guess we're all getting old now.

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Sat May 26, 2007 10:00 pm

Cash found a Tasty!
A bullet comes too-close to Cash glancing off a knife on his belt
By the way, IrnMaidan, the bullets in your clip were recalled yesterday. The primers are faulty.
The bullet kisses a car-bumper and reacts accordingly.
Irn comes to a stop, reflexively training the gun on Moto.
What?
The bullet heads for Caz, and veers away out of a sense of self-preservation
I said the primers are faulty, specifically they're hyper-sensitive to shock. *Leans back on his heels to fall flat on his back.*
The bullet attempts to re-join it's brothers within the magazine, the primers respond predictably and all at once. A large chunk of the AK and IrnMaidan's arm go flying into pieces.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sat May 26, 2007 10:19 pm

Oohhhhh, that's gotta hurt! Should've gone with a bow and arrow. no faulty primers.

Almost forgot....Welcome to Bulldrek!

IrnMaidan · Post by **IrnMaidan** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:12 am

Cash wrote:Oohhhhh, that's gotta hurt! Should've gone with a bow and arrow. no faulty primers.

You're right. I should've gone with the bow and arrow.

*sad face*

It's ok. I gots another arm.
*pulls out wave dagger*

thanks!

Jeff Hauze · Post by **Jeff Hauze** » Sun May 27, 2007 6:50 am

Animalball's podcast was the best one yet. Fucking top notch. Definitely kept me going through the horrid night at work. Thank God it was posted early by accident.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sun May 27, 2007 8:12 am

oooohhhhh....sharp *and* pointy!

IrnMaidan · Post by **IrnMaidan** » Sun May 27, 2007 9:48 am

Cash wrote:oooohhhhh....sharp *and* pointy!

damn straight. I don't fool around when it comes to sharp and pointy.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Tue May 29, 2007 9:43 pm

I got a female betta today. She's not only gorgeous, but she's very inquisitive.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 5:48 pm

I got my laptop back.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:16 pm

No asplody yet?

It's the two things positive post!
I'm about to get coffee from my favorite coffee shop. mmmm...caffine...
My pool team is playing in the Local Team Championships tomorrow. Go me!

Ampere · Post by **Ampere** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 9:45 pm

Both my cars are now running. No asplody...yet.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 12:53 am

No asplody on the laptop and I got a Dulce de Leche frappuccino. Now, before you non-corporate whores get on my back about it, I like it because it's not the overwhelmingly sweet taste of the caramel frapp, nor is it the asstastic taste of the coffee frapp. It's quite lovely.

Iantha · Post by **Iantha** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:17 am

We're having a potluck tomorrow!

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:23 am

Ooooh, potluck. We used to do that once a month...

Iantha · Post by **Iantha** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 1:53 pm

Yep!

AtemHtlr (Or however it's spelled), Estes, 3278, Bishop, Paul and I. It will be fun!

Johnny the Bull · Post by **Johnny the Bull** » Sat Jun 02, 2007 2:26 pm

My girlfriend moved to Abu Dhabi. Now I get some action /and/ lose the whole wrist lock problem.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 4:28 am

I got an atta boy for using my noodle in thinking creatively to fill an open post.

DV8 · Post by **DV8** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:06 am

I just did fourty laps and broke my own record!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:04 am

40 laps of what? 40 laps of an ice cream cone really isn't that impressive.

DV8 · Post by **DV8** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:32 am

40 laps in an olympic size pool.

Hey, speaking of something positive; aren't you looking forward to seeing Eva this week?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:40 am

Huh? Eva's coming here?

DV8 · Post by **DV8** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:05 am

Errrr...did I just ruin a surprise? Shit.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:06 am

How long do I let Deev think he ruined a surprise? Nah...I'm not that mean.

Yeah, I'd pretty damn stoked and it's an entry for this thread.

DV8 · Post by **DV8** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:07 am

Wow, I just had visions of severe asskickings by Eva. Something positive: I'm not getting my ass kicked by Eva (over this.)

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:10 am

No, that can still be arranged.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:06 am

it's nice to have people to post pump with again (ever since Eclipse went respectable and got himself a promotion)

Iantha · Post by **Iantha** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:34 am

I hope you and Eva have a great time!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:08 pm

I get to have pink cookie soon! *nom*nom*nom*

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:14 am

I actually marginally like my coworkers, save the obligatory Trollbeast and Stupid Teenaged Boy.

DV8 · Post by **DV8** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:53 am

I had a pretty good night's sleep!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:45 am

DV8 wrote:40 laps in an olympic size pool.

Btw, that is pretty good...2 km. What strokes did you use?