The 'sound off about something that sucked today' thread


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The 'sound off about something that sucked today' thread

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I spent all day transfering stuff from one computer to another just to have the one I was transfering stuff to stop working (again).

How about you? Unleash teh suq.
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I got turned down on a job. Big one.
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an hour and a half in the dentist chair and two dislocated fingers from the muscle spasm she caused.
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sinsual wrote:an hour and a half in the dentist chair and two dislocated fingers from the muscle spasm she caused.
Sin...what IS that picture of?
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I had to deal with pissy customers bitching at me today

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Too much work, not enough White Jesus.
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Had to do the radio show solo and rushed. Also, I'm still locked out of the Ancient Files.
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thus giving you time to do the radio show solo!

will nag Mark about that tonight.
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Thankee.

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Most of my strawberries were too moldly to salvage. They pretty much went bad over night. I had to throw most of the package away. :/
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I woke up to my workstation being locked in a constant reboot loop....
I would be clever and witty here..but that uses brain cycles that are processing your demise....
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Ampere wrote:
sinsual wrote:an hour and a half in the dentist chair and two dislocated fingers from the muscle spasm she caused.
Sin...what IS that picture of?
That is the X-ray of this http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c167/ ... taples.jpg

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Having trouble getting things set up to go home. Additionally, woke up with both hips sounding like a bowl of rice krispies in beer.
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My wife.
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Oh, you meant things that were bad. Sorry.
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Wow, I killed it. Go me!

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Eli's threadicide.
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My cats did not die horribly painful deaths today.
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had a horrible headache and was very tired today

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One of my tetras is dying.
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Iantha wrote:One of my tetras is dying.
What manner of tetra?

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I came up with the first post for a story-thread. And now I can't think of anything actualy interesting to do in it.
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Kitt wrote:
Iantha wrote:One of my tetras is dying.
What manner of tetra?
One of my neons. I am very sad. There is no visible sign of infection, water levels are good, but this one fish keeps swimming sideways, keeps twitching, and can't seem to keep himself upright. I am thinking about either flushing him, or putting him in Weston's water bowl to see what he does with the fish. I think I may take him out before he dies though, just because I don't want him causing secondary infections in my other fish.
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My back hurts.
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I have a headache and all my advill is in my briefcase at home.
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Iantha wrote: One of my neons. I am very sad. There is no visible sign of infection, water levels are good, but this one fish keeps swimming sideways, keeps twitching, and can't seem to keep himself upright. I am thinking about either flushing him, or putting him in Weston's water bowl to see what he does with the fish. I think I may take him out before he dies though, just because I don't want him causing secondary infections in my other fish.
Aww, sounds like the lil fucker blew up his swim bladder. :(
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Didn't sleep well. Woke up way before I had to.
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It's way too warm for this time of year, I've slept badly, and I've got a headache. >.<
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I just realized I'm out of coffee.
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Cazmonster wrote:The pneumatic piston in my office chair is dead.
I could say something about this...but I'm pretty sure I'd be calling a kettle black...so I'll say nothing.
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Kitt wrote:
Iantha wrote: One of my neons. I am very sad. There is no visible sign of infection, water levels are good, but this one fish keeps swimming sideways, keeps twitching, and can't seem to keep himself upright. I am thinking about either flushing him, or putting him in Weston's water bowl to see what he does with the fish. I think I may take him out before he dies though, just because I don't want him causing secondary infections in my other fish.
Aww, sounds like the lil fucker blew up his swim bladder. :(
Huh, I had never thought about the swim bladder... That's a good point. Will it repair itself or is he just done now? He's still alive, and if he puts lots of effort in he can swim forward and eat, but he looks so pathetic twitching in one place...
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I just burnt my tongue on my dinner. :(
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My hard-drive forgot where to find the windows folder.
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Got another rejection letter in the mail today.
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Look on the bright side, Lin. They could have waited untill you had quit your job, dropped the lease on your apartment, given away most of your appliances/furniture and taken a 14 hour bus-trip to the town you were expecting to work in before telling you that they would not hire you after all. (And then refuse to give any reason why they changed their minds.)
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Yeah, that's true. But I also don't have a job to quit, I'm just unemployed.
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Iantha wrote: Will it repair itself or is he just done now?
Depends. If he's just eaten himself into some sort of swim bladder disorder, get him into a seperate tank and refrain from feeding him until he shows improvement, then feed him less.
If he managed to explode his swim bladder...well, get a carnivorous fish and you've got yourself a floating buffet.

Today I discovered that I ripped open part of my toe at some point, and it's a tad bit infected.
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I realized today that I probably won't be able to roleplay at our next session.
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Got turned down for another job today.
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Have to clean blood from half of my floor. Damn it, I hadn't noticed I cut my foot till I bent to pick something up and I noticed the bloody footprints I left all over the floor.
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Hooray!
More "Thank you for applying. Unfortunately we have chosen to pursue other candidates at this time whose experience is....blablablabla"

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Corner store is out of bread.
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Diagnosis for hips: bursitis in both, tendinitis in the front, outside, and back tendons around the hips. Worse in the left. Here, have some more painkillers and some physical therapy. :mad
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We role play but Bishop can't make it.
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Had to stop mid-post today for fear of pissing someone off...damn....
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