Real Life Incantations

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 1:56 am

If you say 'chicken vagina' as someone is just about to take their shot on the eightball, they'll miss.

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:09 am

If someone asks if you would play a suited King-Two in Hold'em, and you say No; you will be dealt a suited King-Two within 3 hands.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:13 am

If you scream "Rape!" people will come running and then leave you alone.

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Wed Apr 25, 2007 3:23 am

When playing baseball/softball, scream out an obscure color as the batter swings. Instant miss.