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_[glow][mb]As machines get to be more and more like men, men will come to be more like machines.

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Silent Sniper
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*shoots Steel Machine in both nuts, rips his spleen out, and casts Summon Kidney Stone on him*
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Post by Ka0s 0verdrive »

you know, it's occured to me that you, Mr. Steel Machine, are an insufferable asshole.
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That would be why I cast Summon Kidney Stone on him. See how much he feels like post-pumping when he's got 2 inches of jagged rock tearing its way through his unit.
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It's one thing to post pump. It's another thing to flood a forum. Fuckwit.
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All I have to say is: What the fuck man? You haven't even been here for fucking monthes (if you aren't a poster signed in under a different user name) and you come in and fuck about the place like a cock? What the fuck did we do to you? Seriously man this shit is not cool. It's not like I came over to your house and took a giant shit on your back porch...well I don't think I did, so why come in and shit on ours? Seriously dude, What the fuck?
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