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Post by Ancient History »

Note to self: If and when I'm going to die of a heroin overdose, I'm going to name it Nancy.

Further Note to Self: If and when I'm going to die of a heroine overdose, I'm going to name it She Hulk.
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Note to Self: See if you can figure out the perviouse joke
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Note to self, kill all living things on planet.
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Post by Caine Hazen »

Note to self, Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...
I would be clever and witty here..but that uses brain cycles that are processing your demise....
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Post by mrmooky »

Note to self, all of this note taking is quite anal.
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Post by Ancient History »

Note to self, mrmooky is a Freudian asshat.
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Note to self: Freud likes it up the ass
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Note to Self: Freud and taking it up the ass kill a topic.
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Post by Ancient History »

Note to Self: Horrible image of Freud being fucked up the ass and saying "So <grunt> tell me about your mother."

Further Note to Self: Must kill DarkMage slowlypainfully for creating said image.
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Post by Nexusvoid »

Note to self: If it tastes like shit you went to far.
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Post by Raygun »

Note to self: Wipe memory clear of all Freud/ass/shit references.

Further note to self: Polish Chick Tits. Nice, big, warm, fluffy, comfortable Polish Chick Tits.

Post script note to self: Thank whoever is responsible for Polish Chick Tits.
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Post by Psykoguy »

Note to self: You've been away from bulldrek for a while

Further note to self: Lurking can be fun.

Another note to self: Don't trust Teddy with his lies...
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Note to self: my hand is cramping up.
"Weasels eat all our mothers."
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Post by Sock_Monkey »

Note to self: Trademark "Cruelty" for a line of mens handkerchiefs.

Second Note to self: Buy new Shania Twain album.
I feel like I'm Han Solo, LDH is Chewbacca, Kitt is Obi Wan Kenobi and we're in that FUCKED UP bar!
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

Note to self: Cat food does not taste as good as it sounds on the can.
I am the evil monkey what lives in your nuts.

Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
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Post by Sock_Monkey »

Note to self: Mend holocaust cloak.
I feel like I'm Han Solo, LDH is Chewbacca, Kitt is Obi Wan Kenobi and we're in that FUCKED UP bar!
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

Note to self: Inquire about the procedure of obtaining the universal controller!
I am the evil monkey what lives in your nuts.

Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
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Post by DarkMage »

Note to Self: Must See Hickhickers Guide to the Galexy Movie
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

Note to self: Buy pirate costume and change name to Steve.
I am the evil monkey what lives in your nuts.

Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
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Post by Sock_Monkey »

Note to self: Get psycological help.
I feel like I'm Han Solo, LDH is Chewbacca, Kitt is Obi Wan Kenobi and we're in that FUCKED UP bar!
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Post by Quidam »

Note to Self: Find out what drugs everyone here is on. Get some. Try it. Become an active member.
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Post by Sock_Monkey »

Note to self: Must kill Quidam.
I feel like I'm Han Solo, LDH is Chewbacca, Kitt is Obi Wan Kenobi and we're in that FUCKED UP bar!
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Note to Self: Get killed by Sock_Monkey... hey wait a sec!!!
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Post by DarkMage »

Note to self: Smash Quidam's nuts and female parts with a sledgehammer
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Post by Ancient History »

Note to Self: "Elmer Fudd" is not a name you want to hear a girl scream in bed.

Further Note to Self: "Looney Toons" boxers may or may not be appropriate for bed.

Yet Another Note to Self: Figure out why she's wearing your boxers, and meanwhile buy more 'cause jean + no undies == teh suck.
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commando in denim... sounds like a porno.
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

Note to self: Large hair balls with mouthes are really freaking weird!
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Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
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Note to Self: Duck.
To the entire world, you may be one single person, but to one person, you may be the entire world.
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

Note self: Fire burns pretty.
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Post by DarkMage »

Note to self: Fire Bad Tree Pretty
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

Note to self: Burn DM's tree.
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Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
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Post by DarkMage »

Note to Self: Plant new tree
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Note to self: Burn down next tree and then salt the earth afterwards so nothing grows again.
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Note to self: Kill whoever invented snow, then move somewhere warmer. Like Hell.
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Post by Raygun »

Note to self: Kiss whoever invented the Chinook Winds. And whoever invented bacon.
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Note to self: Be sure to hide patents of bacon as to not get kissed by Raygun.
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Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
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Post by Raygun »

Note to self: When you get to heaven, don't forget to interrupt the tennis match between The Big J and His Royal Majesty the Inventor of Bacon, and let them know that Lord Death Hand is attempting to claim responsibility, as you are pretty sure that bacon has been around nearly as long as people have been eating pigs, and you suspect that that occurred a significant span of time prior to half of the DNA comprising Lord Death Hand escaping his pappy's grapes.
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Post by DarkMage »

Note to Self: Rember that OJ and OJ's juice are two diffrent things.
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

Note to self: Create Time Machine
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Note To Self: Use Time Machine to become own Grandfather
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Post by Caine Hazen »

Note to Self: start listening to the voices in your head
I would be clever and witty here..but that uses brain cycles that are processing your demise....
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Note to self: Use more lube
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

Note to self: Trying to use a slip 'n slide in the winter hurts
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Note to self: Ouch
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

Note to self: Be careful when lacing up boots.

Follow up Note: Accidently ripping a part of your nail from the nail bed hurts.
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Post by Caine Hazen »

Note to self: buy lightbulbs, sitting in a dark room is boring as hell
I would be clever and witty here..but that uses brain cycles that are processing your demise....
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Post by Raygun »

Note to self: Bug Nicole Kidman's house.

Post script to self: D'oh!
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Post by Lord Death Hand »

Note to self: World of Warcraft is incredibly addicting.
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Post by Kitt »

Note to Self: Flashbacks during auditions SUCK, especially when they're flashbacks of you and your old boyfriend making out on the stage upon which you're auditioning.
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Post by Atragon »

Note to self: Kitt has weird flashbacks.
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