Fuck

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Tue Apr 30, 2002 5:52 pm

A Chaste Liberal then?

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Apr 30, 2002 6:28 pm

What part of "I'm not a fucking liberal" were you having fucking trouble understanding? Was it the fucking part? I have a book that can help you understand that.

Harley667 · Post by **Harley667** » Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:00 pm

Monkey.

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:04 pm

To Fucking Fuck,
Or not to Fucking Fuck
That is the Fucking question.

voz · Post by **voz** » Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:10 pm

Fuck you and your fucking shaksepian fucking derivitives.

OverLord · Post by **OverLord** » Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:31 pm

*A&E theme plays*

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all of the English words that begin with the leter "f," "fuck" is the only word that is referred to as the "f-word." It's the one magical word, jus by its sound can descibe pain, pleasure, hate and love. "Fuck," as most words inthe English language is derived form German, the word "freichen," (sp?) which means "to strike." In English, "fuck" falls into many gammatical categories. As a transitive verb, for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks." Its meaning is not always sexual. it can be used as an adjective, such as, "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-loutely," or "In-fucking-credible." And as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers." As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versitility of "fuck." As in these examples describing situations such as fraud, "I got fucked at the used car lot." Dismay, "Aw, fuck it." Trouble. "I guess I'm really fucked, now." Aggression, "Don't fuck with me, buddy." Difficulty, "I don't understand this fucking question." Inquiry, "Who the fuck was that?" Dissatisfaction, "I don't like what the fuck is going on here." Incompetence, "He's a fuck-off." Dismissal, "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself." I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible wordmore often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly! "FUCK YOU!"

voz · Post by **voz** » Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:35 pm

That is fucking beatiful.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:38 pm

Whoa. Fuck me.

voz · Post by **voz** » Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:45 pm

Then bend the fuck over.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:48 pm

I think we have vastly different definitions of what the fuck that means.

voz · Post by **voz** » Tue Apr 30, 2002 7:51 pm

I don't fucking think so

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Wed May 01, 2002 2:03 am

fuck, that reminds me. i use to have the fucking sound file of that.

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Wed May 01, 2002 7:20 am

Fuck...that's fucking cool.

voz · Post by **voz** » Wed May 01, 2002 8:09 pm

Fucking sound file of what? Please be fucking clearer next fucking time you fucking write.

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Thu May 02, 2002 1:11 am

George Carlin, you fuckin' demented ass clown.

Silent Sniper · Post by **Silent Sniper** » Thu May 02, 2002 1:59 am

This fuckin' thread is abso-fucking-loutely bugfuck.

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Thu May 02, 2002 2:15 am

What the fuck?

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Thu May 02, 2002 4:37 am

Monkeyfuck, even.

Paladin · Post by **Paladin** » Thu May 02, 2002 1:03 pm

fuck? MONKEYFUCK? FUCKIN MONKEYFUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK? FUCK THAT!!! GORRILLA FUCKITY FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

Fuck...

Paladin

voz · Post by **voz** » Thu May 02, 2002 4:24 pm

Paladin, Your fucking monkey post, make as much fucking sense as your fucking mom does when she is getting double fucked for a fucking $5 crack fucking rock. Must be fucking heridatary fucking genes.

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Thu May 02, 2002 4:50 pm

And you're fucking stealing my fucking bit, bitch.

voz · Post by **voz** » Thu May 02, 2002 4:53 pm

Don't fucking go and fucking steal CE's fucking bit. Now where the fuck is mu fucking caffinine

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Thu May 02, 2002 9:22 pm

Thou shall not steal the bit. Fucker.

steals a fucking drill bit instead.

voz · Post by **voz** » Fri May 03, 2002 1:22 pm

Steal a fucking drill bit? That is as funny as a dead fucking tree.

*grabs a fucking 35 mm fucking wood bit, attacjhes it to a fucking electric fucking drill & starts try to drill a fucking hole in ryan's fucking ear*

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Fri May 03, 2002 5:13 pm

FUCK! What the FUCK is wrong with you? FUCK!

grabs his bleeding ear with one hand, and snatches the drill out of voz's hand with the other.

Yeah, I got some fucking lucky charms for you, you fucking leprechaun!

fade to black as blood and gore flies in Ryan's face as he bores a hole in voz's forehead.

Harley667 · Post by **Harley667** » Fri May 03, 2002 6:09 pm

Too many Monkeys.

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Fri May 03, 2002 6:17 pm

I fink we broke his moind, Brain.

voz · Post by **voz** » Fri May 03, 2002 7:36 pm

I am to tired to fuck.

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Sat May 04, 2002 3:01 am

That's pretty fucking tired.

Chuckles · Post by **Chuckles** » Sat May 04, 2002 3:28 am

Fuck!tm

Harley667 · Post by **Harley667** » Sun May 05, 2002 7:48 pm

Bill Chimpfucker is your dad.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon May 06, 2002 11:50 am

Yeah? Well, Bob's your uncle!

Nightshadow · Post by **Nightshadow** » Mon May 06, 2002 5:09 pm

http://homokaasu.org/game.gas?g=3

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon May 06, 2002 5:21 pm

And Bulldrek welcomes another waste of time into the fold.

voz · Post by **voz** » Mon May 06, 2002 6:04 pm

Bugger off, I mean Fuck Off.

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Mon May 06, 2002 7:20 pm

voz · Post by **voz** » Tue May 07, 2002 3:09 pm

Pretty fucking colors.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue May 07, 2002 3:14 pm

Too much fucking free time.

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Thu May 16, 2002 5:42 am

*ponders the creation of a Power Word, FUCK! spell for D&D*

Nexusvoid · Post by **Nexusvoid** » Thu May 16, 2002 6:21 am

Why don't you go outside and play "hide and go fuck yourself?"

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat Jun 08, 2002 3:52 am

Damn having a fast computer at work and a slow ass computer at home.

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Sat Jun 08, 2002 5:46 am

This fucking computer is well beyond the realm of fucked and well into the realm of really fucked.

CykoSpin · Post by **CykoSpin** » Sat Jun 08, 2002 6:06 am

This fucking computer is fucking fast, and by "fucking fast", I fucking mean really fucking super fucking fast, but it's too fucking unstable, which fucking causes it to fucking crash too fucking much for my fucking tastes. I fucking blame it on the fucking DDR fucking RAM, mostly because the other fucks I know who fucking bought the new fucking DDR-capable fucking computers with the fucking DDR RAM installed are having the same fucking problem. FUCK!

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Sat Jun 08, 2002 6:10 am

¡Cogida! ¿Cuál la cogida es incorrecta con su gente de mierda? ¡Usted me hace a enfermo que coge! Necesitamos más Ewoks.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sun Jun 09, 2002 5:33 am

God Damn Mother Fucking Ewoks

Crazy Elf · Post by **Crazy Elf** » Sun Jun 09, 2002 5:53 am

Those Ewoks will FUCK your shit up, you fuckknuckle!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 10, 2002 7:40 pm

But what if you putting some fucking monkeys up against those fucking ewoks?

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Jun 12, 2002 10:59 pm

Cazmonster uses a pair of Ewoks to seriously fuck Crazy Elf's shit up, escrima style.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Sun Sep 28, 2008 1:53 pm

Okay, fuck, where the fuck is fucking Nightsky fucking off to...fucker?

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 11:03 pm

My fucking landlord still hasn't fixed the fucking gutter that drips over the fucking porch steps. It's fucking cold, so the water froze on the fucking steps. The steps are too fucking light in color to see the fucking ice, so I slipped and fell on my fucking ass. Now there's a fucking huge ass bruise across my fucking back and ass, and I fucked up my back further than it already is. Oh yeah, and this is roughly 3 fucking weeks after finding out that I fucking have arthritis in - get this shit - the same fucking area of my spine that I bashed on the fucking steps. FUCK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, LANDLORD!