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To Fucking Fuck,
Or not to Fucking Fuck
That is the Fucking question.
Or not to Fucking Fuck
That is the Fucking question.
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What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies - Aristotle
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What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies - Aristotle
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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all of the English words that begin with the leter "f," "fuck" is the only word that is referred to as the "f-word." It's the one magical word, jus by its sound can descibe pain, pleasure, hate and love. "Fuck," as most words inthe English language is derived form German, the word "freichen," (sp?) which means "to strike." In English, "fuck" falls into many gammatical categories. As a transitive verb, for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks." Its meaning is not always sexual. it can be used as an adjective, such as, "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-loutely," or "In-fucking-credible." And as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers." As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versitility of "fuck." As in these examples describing situations such as fraud, "I got fucked at the used car lot." Dismay, "Aw, fuck it." Trouble. "I guess I'm really fucked, now." Aggression, "Don't fuck with me, buddy." Difficulty, "I don't understand this fucking question." Inquiry, "Who the fuck was that?" Dissatisfaction, "I don't like what the fuck is going on here." Incompetence, "He's a fuck-off." Dismissal, "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself." I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible wordmore often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly! "FUCK YOU!"
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all of the English words that begin with the leter "f," "fuck" is the only word that is referred to as the "f-word." It's the one magical word, jus by its sound can descibe pain, pleasure, hate and love. "Fuck," as most words inthe English language is derived form German, the word "freichen," (sp?) which means "to strike." In English, "fuck" falls into many gammatical categories. As a transitive verb, for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks." Its meaning is not always sexual. it can be used as an adjective, such as, "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-loutely," or "In-fucking-credible." And as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers." As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versitility of "fuck." As in these examples describing situations such as fraud, "I got fucked at the used car lot." Dismay, "Aw, fuck it." Trouble. "I guess I'm really fucked, now." Aggression, "Don't fuck with me, buddy." Difficulty, "I don't understand this fucking question." Inquiry, "Who the fuck was that?" Dissatisfaction, "I don't like what the fuck is going on here." Incompetence, "He's a fuck-off." Dismissal, "Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself." I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible wordmore often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly! "FUCK YOU!"
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FUCK! What the FUCK is wrong with you? FUCK!
grabs his bleeding ear with one hand, and snatches the drill out of voz's hand with the other.
Yeah, I got some fucking lucky charms for you, you fucking leprechaun!
fade to black as blood and gore flies in Ryan's face as he bores a hole in voz's forehead.
grabs his bleeding ear with one hand, and snatches the drill out of voz's hand with the other.
Yeah, I got some fucking lucky charms for you, you fucking leprechaun!
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This fucking computer is fucking fast, and by "fucking fast", I fucking mean really fucking super fucking fast, but it's too fucking unstable, which fucking causes it to fucking crash too fucking much for my fucking tastes. I fucking blame it on the fucking DDR fucking RAM, mostly because the other fucks I know who fucking bought the new fucking DDR-capable fucking computers with the fucking DDR RAM installed are having the same fucking problem. FUCK!
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My fucking landlord still hasn't fixed the fucking gutter that drips over the fucking porch steps. It's fucking cold, so the water froze on the fucking steps. The steps are too fucking light in color to see the fucking ice, so I slipped and fell on my fucking ass. Now there's a fucking huge ass bruise across my fucking back and ass, and I fucked up my back further than it already is. Oh yeah, and this is roughly 3 fucking weeks after finding out that I fucking have arthritis in - get this shit - the same fucking area of my spine that I bashed on the fucking steps. FUCK THE FUCK OUT OF YOU, LANDLORD!
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