So I go to the mall between class today and pick up a copy of Dawn of War.
Now, I've got just about the minimum system that should be able to play it. So then I go to math class, get home and install it. Then start it up and the fucker gives me this message: "Not enough physical memory available. 256 megabytes of RAM required." or something like that.
What the fuck do you mean not enough RAM, you bastard!? IT SAYS YOU HAVE THAT MUCH RIGHT ON THE FUCKING STICKER ON THE FRONT OF THE TOWER, YOU COCKSUCKER OF A MACHINE!!!
So I restart the thing, figuring that my comp is just beiong an asshat, as usual. No luck. Then I check the system specs from the Control Panel.
What's it say? 248 megabytes. Ain't technology fuckin' wonderful.
GRRRR! FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER!!!!
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GRRRR! FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER!!!!
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Keeper of the Food Loaf
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Beware, naughty children, for the bells herald Santa's dark harvest of souls...
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Yeeessss, it is now out. Must... slate... blood... lust ....
Any way, I played the beta and demo, both of which were outstanding - I am really looking forward to the cinematics.
How bout ya'll?
Any way, I played the beta and demo, both of which were outstanding - I am really looking forward to the cinematics.
How bout ya'll?
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If its one thing I learned from Ghostbusters, its that we never cross the streams.
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