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- DarkMage
- Bondsman of the Crimson Assfro
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- Location: Upstate NY
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Test...thought this would be a good one considering my screen name
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What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies - Aristotle
Drive by Ogling
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What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies - Aristotle
Drive by Ogling
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- Kwyndig
- Grand Marshall of the Imperium
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Looks a little choppy around the edges, but otherwise, good call.
kwyndig@yahoo.com This sig for rent, reasonable rates
Hot avatar, but it is nothing compared to the open-mouthed loveliness of my own.
"I just don't want to die without a few scars, I say. It's nothing any more to have a beautiful stock body. You see those cars that are completely stock cherry, right out of a dealer's showroom in 1955, I always think, what a waste."-Palahniuk
- The Grand Crusader
- Bulldrek Junkie
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- Caine Hazen
- Bulldrek Junkie
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- DarkMage
- Bondsman of the Crimson Assfro
- Posts: 2133
- Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2002 3:41 pm
- Location: Upstate NY
orko?
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What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies - Aristotle
Drive by Ogling
:plode :plode :plode
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What is a friend? A single soul in two bodies - Aristotle
Drive by Ogling
:plode :plode :plode
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- The Grand Crusader
- Bulldrek Junkie
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*Sigh*
This always makes me feel OLD!
Orko is the bungling spellcaster alien-thing from both He-man and the Masters of the Universe series. He never shows his face, concealing his visage under a scarf and floppy hat. The hat and robes are red, scarf is light blue or purple. Large "O" on the front of the robes. Floats about a foot off the ground, but this is variable.
*Bows*
This always makes me feel OLD!
Orko is the bungling spellcaster alien-thing from both He-man and the Masters of the Universe series. He never shows his face, concealing his visage under a scarf and floppy hat. The hat and robes are red, scarf is light blue or purple. Large "O" on the front of the robes. Floats about a foot off the ground, but this is variable.
*Bows*
- Lord Death Hand
- No-Life Loser
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- Location: Flatsville, Iowa
- The Grand Crusader
- Bulldrek Junkie
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TGC whips out a rather LARGE buzzsaw, and uses it to remove his head from his shoulders, triggering the regeneration function present in the Bulldrek Protocols. Of course, this restores him to his usual dwarven assfro'ed self, but hey... He then removes the hat from the decapitated head and places it on his normal head.
Groovy. I'm a P-I-M-P! Lemme grab my swagger stick!
TGC stuffs the old head into a large cooler filled with ice to give to Nightsky
Soon...the Black Van will ride again...BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
Groovy. I'm a P-I-M-P! Lemme grab my swagger stick!
TGC stuffs the old head into a large cooler filled with ice to give to Nightsky
Soon...the Black Van will ride again...BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
- Lord Death Hand
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- The Grand Crusader
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TGC lights a cigar on himself
Eh, I've felt worse...
TGC reaches into the Longcoat of Holding and pulls out an official Duke Nukem 3D Freezer Gun and uses it to turn LDH into a man-size ice cube.
BOOT TO DA HEAD!
*SHATTER*
TGC shatters and scatters LDH across the thread.
Now that the flames are dieing out...I need some burn creme...
TGC wanders away, the assfro consuming random pieces of LDH as he walks by them
Oooh, tingly...
Eh, I've felt worse...
TGC reaches into the Longcoat of Holding and pulls out an official Duke Nukem 3D Freezer Gun and uses it to turn LDH into a man-size ice cube.
BOOT TO DA HEAD!
*SHATTER*
TGC shatters and scatters LDH across the thread.
Now that the flames are dieing out...I need some burn creme...
TGC wanders away, the assfro consuming random pieces of LDH as he walks by them
Oooh, tingly...
- Lord Death Hand
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Having survived the destruction of it's home the angry bone ferret does what any ferret would do and begins to savagely attack TGC's crotch. A ghostly whisper floats across the thread. [glow]"That has to hurt."[/glow]
I am the evil monkey what lives in your nuts.
Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
- The Grand Crusader
- Bulldrek Junkie
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- Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2002 5:25 pm
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After pulling the Bone Ferret from the tender areas of his anatomy, TGC proceeds to load the Bone Ferret into a rail gun, sets the trajectory for LEO, and pulls the trigger.
KABOOOM!
And it's going...going...going...GONE! The Cubs win! THE CUBS WIN!
*Ahem*
TGC wanders off, pondering whether he should refind the stock photo he used to make his avatar and change the Ultramarines Blue to Blood Angels Red...
KABOOOM!
And it's going...going...going...GONE! The Cubs win! THE CUBS WIN!
*Ahem*
TGC wanders off, pondering whether he should refind the stock photo he used to make his avatar and change the Ultramarines Blue to Blood Angels Red...
- Lord Death Hand
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- The Grand Crusader
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- Lord Death Hand
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I think they do, but my Blood Angels Codex didn't come in today so I'll have to wait until next Friday to tell you or I could look at the one I have on my computer, but it might be out of date or something.
I am the evil monkey what lives in your nuts.
Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
Lick my butt and suck my balls, America FUCK YEAH!
- The Grand Crusader
- Bulldrek Junkie
- Posts: 591
- Joined: Wed Mar 20, 2002 5:25 pm
- Location: Cedar Rapids, IA
- Lord Death Hand
- No-Life Loser
- Posts: 10666
- Joined: Tue Mar 19, 2002 7:42 pm
- Location: Flatsville, Iowa
- Lord Death Hand
- No-Life Loser
- Posts: 10666
- Joined: Tue Mar 19, 2002 7:42 pm
- Location: Flatsville, Iowa