Avatar Test

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 12:22 pm

Test...thought this would be a good one considering my screen name

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 7:30 pm

Looks a little choppy around the edges, but otherwise, good call.

Nash · Post by **Nash** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 8:15 pm

Hot avatar, but it is nothing compared to the open-mouthed loveliness of my own.

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 8:15 pm

Goddamnit, why do I always have to be on the wrong name when I post things relevant to the other one?

Anyway, THIS open-mouthed loveliness is so much better than your hot avatar. Bah.

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Sun Jun 13, 2004 10:59 pm

If *I* post an image of my screen name, it'd be so fuckin' squishied you'd never know WHAT it was. So I'll stick to my four meter tall bipedal war machine of death, thanks. But yours is damned sexy, Jet:D

Oh, and yours is sweet too, DarkMage...

Caine Hazen · Post by **Caine Hazen** » Mon Jun 14, 2004 2:59 am

Dark mage loos like orko....

DarkMage · Post by **DarkMage** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 12:04 pm

orko?

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 1:42 pm

*Sigh*

This always makes me feel OLD!

Orko is the bungling spellcaster alien-thing from both He-man and the Masters of the Universe series. He never shows his face, concealing his visage under a scarf and floppy hat. The hat and robes are red, scarf is light blue or purple. Large "O" on the front of the robes. Floats about a foot off the ground, but this is variable.

*Bows*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Jun 17, 2004 3:42 pm

*Turns TGC into Orko from the original He-Man*

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Fri Jun 18, 2004 7:45 pm

TGC whips out a rather LARGE buzzsaw, and uses it to remove his head from his shoulders, triggering the regeneration function present in the Bulldrek Protocols. Of course, this restores him to his usual dwarven assfro'ed self, but hey... He then removes the hat from the decapitated head and places it on his normal head.

Groovy. I'm a P-I-M-P! Lemme grab my swagger stick!

TGC stuffs the old head into a large cooler filled with ice to give to Nightsky

Soon...the Black Van will ride again...BWAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jun 21, 2004 8:17 pm

*Sneaks up and steals TGC's "pimp" hat. In the process of this he "accidently" lights TGC on fire*

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 2:32 pm

TGC lights a cigar on himself

Eh, I've felt worse...

TGC reaches into the Longcoat of Holding and pulls out an official Duke Nukem 3D Freezer Gun and uses it to turn LDH into a man-size ice cube.

BOOT TO DA HEAD!

*SHATTER*

TGC shatters and scatters LDH across the thread.

Now that the flames are dieing out...I need some burn creme...

TGC wanders away, the assfro consuming random pieces of LDH as he walks by them

Oooh, tingly...

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Jun 22, 2004 7:50 pm

Having survived the destruction of it's home the angry bone ferret does what any ferret would do and begins to savagely attack TGC's crotch. A ghostly whisper floats across the thread. [glow]"That has to hurt."[/glow]

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Wed Jun 23, 2004 2:56 pm

After pulling the Bone Ferret from the tender areas of his anatomy, TGC proceeds to load the Bone Ferret into a rail gun, sets the trajectory for LEO, and pulls the trigger.

KABOOOM!

And it's going...going...going...GONE! The Cubs win! THE CUBS WIN!

*Ahem*

TGC wanders off, pondering whether he should refind the stock photo he used to make his avatar and change the Ultramarines Blue to Blood Angels Red...

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Jun 24, 2004 3:45 pm

Well you'd have to do more than change the color if you want it to be a Furioso Dreadnaught. They sort of have two melee arms.

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 2:34 pm

They don't have standards, IE melee and ranged?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri Jun 25, 2004 7:45 pm

I think they do, but my Blood Angels Codex didn't come in today so I'll have to wait until next Friday to tell you or I could look at the one I have on my computer, but it might be out of date or something.

The Grand Crusader · Post by **The Grand Crusader** » Sun Jun 27, 2004 9:47 pm

Feh. The one you have already IS in date AFAIK.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Mon Jun 28, 2004 2:01 pm

But it's on my computer so it isn't too portable. And yes they can only take Furioso Dreadnaughts according to my codex that's on my computer.

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 2:15 am

I was totally with you on the Orko thing.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Jul 01, 2004 7:20 pm

*Turns Lin into Orko for the shits and giggles of it*