Cazmonster mugged me.

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 5:47 am

I just thought this was bizzare enough to share;

I had a dream last night that I was attending Gencon/Gathering, and i was staying at a holiday Inn that had a 7-11 in the lobby.
Anyway, I walked up to my room, and opened the door and walked in. And suddenly caz jumped out from behind the bed and grabbed my wallet and room key and ran away.

I'm trying not to read too much into this.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 10:03 am

No, you shouldn't.

*aside*
Crap, Caz! He's on to us. How did he find out? You'll have to get him at GenCon instead of his hotel room.

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 10:58 am

Query: Do you mean human-Caz, or 12-foot Cyber Freakin' Anti-Muppet Caz?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 11:06 am

I'm guessing human-Caz. But still...both would be scary.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 3:00 pm

Just hope he doesn't bite you.

Ryan Murphy · Post by **Ryan Murphy** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 5:20 pm

Heh.

Szechuan wrote:
<Szechuan> You know that the minute you get there [the Gathering] that they'll have you arm-wrestling Caz.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 5:23 pm

Caz...looks big in iRL, but once you look past that illusion, you will see that Caz is still big

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 5:50 pm

Arm wrestling with Caz?

Bring him on!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 9:45 pm

Gah! I do not want to have to spend my whole friggin' Gathering Arm wrestling people.

Cazmonster goes to get his dumbells out, just in case somebody has to push the matter.

And yeah, Cash, we will have to change the plans. I've already called the Bolivians about it.

The Traveler · Post by **The Traveler** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 12:06 am

Cazmonster wrote:And yeah, Cash, we will have to change the plans. I've already called the Bolivians about it.

What about the three hundred pounds of duck pate? Pate doesn't keep well in the fridge...

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 12:11 am

Traveler - go ahead and call the East German Ex-Stasi guys, they like a good pate.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 1:00 am

115 more posts, Cazzie. You can do it, man!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 1:03 am

No, not the temptation! Not Now!

Cazmonster allows his work ethic access to the weapons drive so it can beat the Ego and the Id into submission.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 1:16 am

sorry.

*goes off to bashes himself through a square hole.*

The Traveler · Post by **The Traveler** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 4:36 am

I suppose the thirty-one Vegas dancers clad only in mayo are going to go to waste, too?

That mayo is going to go rancid any minute now.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 4:40 am

Mmm... Leggy Chorus girls.

Eww... mayonaise in large ammounts.

With Cazmonster distracted, one of the not as nice personaes gets access to the weapons drive and obliterates The Traveler with a quickly unlimbered particle accelerator.

Oooh! Explode-ee.

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 7:06 am

Explosivo....

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 11:37 am

Scorchio!

The Traveler · Post by **The Traveler** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 11:50 am

Quien es mas macho?

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Apr 18, 2002 2:57 pm

*Starts curling overweight midgets to get his arm strength up*

The Wolfen · Post by **The Wolfen** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 12:19 pm

Secretly feeds laxatives to the midgets

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 2:57 pm

Umm... ew. *Heads off for a LONG shower*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu May 30, 2002 10:27 pm

Cazmonster fills a backpack with dwarf star matter and then cranks out several dozen pushups until his arms fall off.

Damn, that was unproductive.

Cazmonster's arms give him the finger and then scrabble off on their own.

Double Damn!

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri May 31, 2002 2:09 pm

First your penis and now your arms. Caz, I think your body is trying to tell you something.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:57 am

Yeah, the constituent parts may be filing for irreconcilable differences unless I can find a vacation spot they all like.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Thu Jun 13, 2002 3:43 pm

Vegas. Vegas is always a good vacation spot.

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Sat Jun 15, 2002 6:55 am

Do you think we can get him replacement parts at a junkyard?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 11:09 am

Only if he can be replaced with parts from a '57 Ford.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 1:30 pm

That could be the next Junkyard Wars competition! Rebuild Caz!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 1:33 pm

*grabs a clone from the CazPit.*

As soon as the teams are assembled...

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 1:34 pm

Did you placate the clone with Rolling Rock before removing it?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 1:36 pm

*holds up a dented keg*

I think I stunned it. We'd better hurry.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 1:57 pm

You're right Cash. We should! *Grabs Cash and duct tapes him to the clone so he can make an easy escape*

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 2:01 pm

*alternates cutting himself free and bashing the clone with the keg*

Ack! *hides behind the peacock clock thingy*

Henry_of_Doom · Post by **Henry_of_Doom** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 9:32 pm

*ducttapes himself to cash clone combination*

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 11:01 pm

<i>Napalms the Caz-clone/Cash/HoD combo</i>

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 11:22 pm

Hey! Napalm sucks!

Cazmonster morphs a plasma siphon out of most of the matter in his left arm and lets Moonwolf have it with a dose of superhot particles.

Bitch.

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Fri Jun 21, 2002 11:29 pm

Napalm does indead suck. But I didn't hit YOU with any of it! Arrggghhhh!!!!!

<i>Moonwolf turns into a nice vapour, which re-coalesces into his form in one minute.[/i]

Accurate enough to set your watch by

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 12:59 pm

*tosses the keg at Moonwolf*

KLANG!

Whoo-hoo! Direct hit, Captain!!! *celebrates*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:38 pm

Excellent shooting there Gunnery Officer Cash.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:40 pm

Now if I could only do that with Henry...

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:41 pm

Take the military approach. What you cannot accomplish in accuracy, make up for in volume. Saturation bombing man!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:46 pm

but there's only so many kegs around and I need at least 1 to keep the Caz clone in submission

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:49 pm

*Sighs and drags Cash over to the corner where a replicator is waiting*

Use this!

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 1:54 pm

*whangs Dakik over the head with a keg in thanks and starts replicating kegs*

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 2:06 pm

*Watches Dakik fall to the ground dead*

He never stood a chance did he?

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Mon Jun 24, 2002 10:51 pm

*Begins replicating Dakiks*

Maybe they'll do better en-mass

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 9:38 am

Do you have a live or dead Dakik over there?

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jun 25, 2002 2:43 pm

*Watches the lifeless Dakik bodies pile up* I'd say they are dead.

*Pulls a seige engine into the thread and loads it up with Dakik bodies*

Might as well get some use out of them.

*Fires the seige engine and sends all the bodies flying at the next person who posts in the thread*

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Thu Jul 25, 2002 7:17 pm

wha?

Cazmonster goes down under a hail of very large bodies.

Aww CRAP!