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Hello from the other side of the world.

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Just finally clicked on the link that Adam posted over in Dumpshock, checked out the forum, laughed a good amount (asses included), and signed up.
Howdy!
Spank me I'm new! :smokin

Well, about me...I'm soon to be 25, happily married to a wonderful woman.
I'm over in Korea, thanks to good old uncle sam.
I'm in the military, hence the above comment
My wife is not here with me :(
I've been away from her for about 8 months now :( :(
She's comming here in a few months to live here with me (wether uncle sam says she can or not) :D

I like RPG's
I don't get to play them much
I like working on RPG's
I like trying to help the RPG comunity
I like making music
I like writing scripts for movies
I like studying movies
I miss some recreational relaxers that uncle sam prohibits.

I run a site called exigine.com that will (hopefully) help out the RPG community.

Other than that, I'm a dork, a geek, a person like all the rest with no real interesting seperate qualities from the rest of humanity other than from my own ego's point of view and those close to me who appreciate my existance.

Oh, and I suck at spelling.
and everyone should go check out www.ninjai.com
tis the sweet marriage of ninja scroll and disney!
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We have enough in common that I don't feel the least bit compelled to hurt you yet, and from me, that means a lot.

I'm currently in the process of giving D&D a complete overhaul (yet again). When I have more time, I think I'll look into that eXigine site of yours; it looks pretty interesting.



Oh, and uh, here's your wallet back...

* hands back the wallet Stumps never realized was missing with a look of reluctance *

...but don't expect me to be so sentimental next time!
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*cracks stumpy over the head with a stiff racoon carcass, gives him an uber-wedgie, and drenches him in gasoline*

Good to have ya, stumpy. Welcome to the insanity we pledge our alternative lifes to. We call it...*fancy-hand-wave*..."Buuullllldrek."
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*waves*

A cow appears out of nowhere, standing in a pasture next to stumps.

"Damn. It was supposed to fall from sky on you. Oh well."
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Post by Cash »

*falls from the sky and lands on stumps*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH-SPLAT!!!

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Dammnit, stop playing with teleporter systems, Cash!
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*sadmis stump with a tree stump* Welcome to Bulldrek please bend over for more.
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*Puts on a chef's apron with a witty caption and BURNINATES stump, igniting the gas that Teja drenched him with earlier!*

Tasty steak anyone?
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I think that actually qualifies as a chemical fire...

Pours salt over stumps to extinguish the flames.

Oooo...Twitchy!
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Damnit hellion! I was BBQing!

*sighs*

Ah well, time for plan B...

*douses hellion in sauce and flambes him!*
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Ahhh, I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I--

Damn, I smell pretty delicious...

Runs off chewing on his hand...
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*points at hellion running off into the distance*

Get him boys! There goes dinner!!!
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I want to take this time to note that I am more then half way to 2k
so post count=post count+1
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*hops up grabs a sniper rifle, shoots hellion as he runs away, cuts of own hand and leaves it for Dark Mage between two pieces of bread, takes off to another thread*
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Welcome to Bulldrek! It's more fun than a barrel of....of...hrm....let's see....more fun than a barrel of Rabid Ferrets!

*stuffs Stumps into a barrel full of Rapid Ferrets, kicks it down a hill, it falls in a swimming pool, a electric heater falls in the pool*
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