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Ok, i want good titles for midget westerns, or a good title for a midget remake of any movie.

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My name (Kate) means midget in Indonesian. :cry
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The Quick and the Short

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They Call me Shorty

They Still Call Me Shorty

The Midget Wagon

Midgeterado

A Fist Full of Dwarfs

For a Few Dwarfs More

Butch Pintsize and the Midget Kid
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Paint Your Midget

The Short, The Hairy, The Midget

The Outlaw Midget Wales
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Short Guns I and II
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Tiny Saddles
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Rio Pequeno (as opposed to Rio Grande)
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For a few inches more.
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Sowhat wrote:My name (Kate) means midget in Indonesian. :cry
Mine means "Ireland", but I'm often called "Shorty," if that makes you feel any better.

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A fist full of midgets
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