(OOC) A long hard road out of Bulldrek

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:24 am

So I thought why not have a free form story that was the madness again.

I only request that we make an attmept to be creative, and that we not resort to "Well i shot you" "Not uh!" tactics!

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 12:26 am

I agree.

None of ghey *I love you, man...let me knock you up." kind of thing, ok?

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:45 pm

I'm up. What are we to use as a story?

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:52 pm

Bulldrek Mechwarrior/Battletech FREE FOR ALL!!!!

Wildfire · Post by **Wildfire** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:57 pm

slashes Paul's belt

Paul's wearing pink boxers, not very serious. Discuss

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:36 pm

PInk!Paul proudly displays the goods!

Its free form, the basic premise is "They" are closing Bulldrek. I have nothing else except I am a man who makes sex toys in a far away village. Somewhere there must be a hero, and a villan or two....

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:47 pm

Gunny wrote:Bulldrek Mechwarrior/Battletech FREE FOR ALL!!!!

Okay, that got my attention.

*climbs into his Phoenix Hawk IIC (v3), primes the lasers, begins walking... and stubs the mech's toe on Paul's ego*

Fuck! That scratched the paint!

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:48 pm

I see no reason some Mechs can't be in the game...lets intergrtae them some how!

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:10 am

*flex*

*runs over and paints the nails of Toon's mech* Pretty!

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 3:07 pm

*looks at the nails*

Nice paintjob. Very shiny.

*mechflex*

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 4:27 pm

As for the thread...just go with flow. Don't bother thinking up plotlines. Just go with flow.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 5:16 pm

*drives by and thwacks Flame with a rolled up newspaper.*

Toon · Post by **Toon** » Tue Feb 03, 2004 5:53 pm

*attempts to do the hula with the 80 ton, 35-foot tall walking tank he's driving around*

And let the record show that finding 12-foot long grass for the skirt was a bitch and a half.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 2:12 am

Kitt: Fast note:

This is place where you can say things, "Yer steel moron" and then work out some misunderstandings

And as for now...

*Takes newspaper from Eliahad and thwacks everyone across the thread! Because I can!*

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 3:06 am

*dodging the beating temporarily, Kitt speaks*
Sorry dude, that just caught me at a bad time, I was in a bad mood, and I was being lazy.
*lets the beatings commence*

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 3:28 am

Just thought I'd let you know.

Steel Machine · Post by **Steel Machine** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 8:17 am

Kitt wrote:Quick thing for the Steel Moron

I didn't call you any names, I'd apprecitae it if you didn't address me in that manner.

1) I never mentioned anything about a gun.

No, in fact you did not, but then your post was fairly open to interpretation since it lacked any real substance. Perhaps in the future if you do not want to have others in a creative roleplaying game interpret what you post, you should make it clear what is concrete and what isn't.

In my defense Cops have guns generally. I decided that to further the plot line I would add a gun to my interpretation of the character you posted.

2) never described the clothes. There are no fishnets or spiked heels. There are no garters. She has no shiny badge, because the sexy cop outfits don't come with one. Someone needs to spend more time in the costume stores.

Some one needs to learn how to write. If your costume wasn't open to interpretation it should have been defined, or have I missed another thread that defines said costume?

I am sorry I thought a "SEXY COP" outfit might have such unimaginable things as high heels and fishnet stockings.

3) Even if there was a badge, the number 666 would not be on it, at least not in sight.

Why? Like everything else it was left open for otherss to play with. Or are you some sort of administrator in this forum? I didn't see any sort of notice to that effect, but I admit that I could easily have missed it.

Am I missing some sort of rule here?

4) Hat? Too large eyes? What, are we pulling this stuff out of our ass now?

Uhmm, yes. Thats what creative story telling is. Or is this not what this is? Am I interfering in a closed "Game" here? If so, I will gladly edit my posts so that they are not a bother.

5) LOSE THE FUCKING BLURRED TINYSIZE FONT! My eyesight's bad enough, I don't need your fucking help.

No. You have your way of doing things, I have mine. Or am I violating a forum rule here? In which case could someone point the rules out to me so I can conform?

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Thu Feb 05, 2004 1:08 pm

I thought way Steel machine did things brought some personality to who he is. And also, Kitt, you left a lot of stuff to interpretation and imagination. If you felt like you wasn't the person that Steel described, then you could have simply create true yourself (describe yourself), and come from behind of that lady. After all, you never really described your character, Kitt, in this forum.

Steel: You're not missing a rule here. Nothing is being violated here.

Oh wait. There's a set of rules, but they're obslete. *Pulls out a LARGE book entitled "Bulldrek Commandments from year 2000" and drops on both Steel Machine and Kitt and runs out both.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 3:02 am

Well there is that one rule that sort of still imposed. The NO DOUBLE POST Rule. Don't like those. They're bad. We have to hit you on the nose with a newspaper if you do that.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 2:18 pm

*Drops another set of obselete rules book on LDH*

Whoops.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat Feb 07, 2004 5:40 pm

*Cruses FB then becomes completely flat*

Moto42 · Post by **Moto42** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 7:04 pm

Hey? There's an OOC for this thread? I should look down more often.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat Feb 21, 2004 8:42 pm

That way you can see what's lurking... in your pants!