Ask the Advice Bunny!

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 12:58 am

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/advice_index.html

Question: Is a donkey good to Fuck?
Advice Bunny Answer: Of course it is you silly person.

The bunny is apparently quite kinky.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:18 am

Your question was:

Does Moocow love the cock?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

The voices in my head say yes.

I'm sorry. I couldn't resist temptation on that one.

Daki · Post by **Daki** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:57 am

Your question was:

Does the bad sushi make evil plans to turn my head meat against me?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Your guess is as good as mine.

Stupid bunny.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 2:12 am

Your question was:

Will I ever become a flaming sword?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

No. Definately not. So says the all-knowing advice bunny.

*runs away*

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 2:24 am

Remember to ask The Duck and The Platypus as well. Get a consensus.

Fortune · Post by **Fortune** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 2:32 am

Your question was:

Is Bulldrek mankind's only hope of salvation?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I'm going to give you a definate maybe.

Uh huh!

Silent Sniper · Post by **Silent Sniper** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 3:59 am

Your question was:

Am I the The One?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I am the all-knowing advice bunny. The answer to your question is... YES.

Can I get a w00t w00t?

neshek · Post by **neshek** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 3:26 pm

Your question was:

Will a bulldrekker one day become President of the United States?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

It seems likely.

hmm.....

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 3:57 pm

Your question was:

Yarr?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

... ..huh? Oh, I'm sorry. Wasn't paying attention.

Methinks the bunny would be a far better Sage if he was cooked with sage and maybe a little thyme.

Ancient History · Post by **Ancient History** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 3:59 pm

No no Gunny! Tame hare is much better prepared with rabbit gravy, fried onions and some strong cider.

Gunny · Post by **Gunny** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 4:01 pm

Curse you... now I'm hungry!

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 4:09 pm

Your question was: Are you good with a side of beets?

The Advice Bunny's response is: Yes, definately!

Guess the bunny likes being eaten.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 5:04 pm

Your question was:

Does the Advice Bunny wish to be consumed? Possibly with a side salad and a glass of vintage wine?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Yeah. Duh.

Yes, apparently he does want to be consumed.

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 5:16 pm

Your question was:

Do you wish to be roasted?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Yeah. And monkeys might fly out of my butt.

Don't roast the bunny... It does not like that.
Wait... Maybe roast it. That way it’s a good meal and entertainment

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 12:17 pm

Your question was:

Are all of the Bulldrekkers out of their minds? And will we be allowed to kill you if you fuck up?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Are you actually relying on a blurry picture of a little bunny to give you the answer to that?

I think it fucked up...

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 7:45 pm

Your question was:

Is Kitt a delectable morsal of flesh to delight?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Ask nicely and maybe I'll tell you.

Bishop · Post by **Bishop** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:10 am

Your question was:

Will I hit another tree?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I am the all-knowing advice bunny. The answer to your question is... NO.

Whew. Talk about a load off my mind.

Lilith · Post by **Lilith** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 5:42 am

Your question was:

Will I ever make p1k?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Yes. Now can I get back to eating my yummy leaves?

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 4:14 pm

*Eats all of the yummy leaves*

The Advice LDH says no.

Moonwolf · Post by **Moonwolf** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 5:39 pm

Your question was:

Are you stupid or something?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Yeah. I think so. But then again, what do I know.

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 10:43 pm

Your question was:

does my ass taste like cookies?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Yes, definately!

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 10:47 pm

Your question was:

Well, am I what sin asked if I was?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

I don't know, but my friend Advice Duck says yes.

And when I consulted the Duck...
The Advice Duck says:

He's calling me his friend now? I just help him with the tough questions.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 3:49 am

laughing Monkey wrote:Your question was:

does my ass taste like cookies?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Yes, definately!

*Dips LM's ass in milk and takes a bite*

The Bunny's right! Chocolate chip deliciousness!

Kitt · Post by **Kitt** » Fri Jan 16, 2004 8:53 pm

Thats disgusting. Although it seems that we can now call you an ass goblin.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 4:28 am

*Holds LM by the legs and offers Kitt some cookie ass*

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 4:30 am

Your question was:

Does ice-cream have no bones?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Wouldn't you like to know.

The Advice Duck says:
I don't know why he won't tell. It's not like it's top secret or something.

DAMN IT! I will never know! *stares at the box of ice-cream*

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 4:39 am

*Dips LM's ass in the ice cream and takes another bite*

Still tastes like cookie! Neat!

sinsual · Post by **sinsual** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 6:49 am

Thats the frozen roll of cookie dough she likes to ride your tasting...sheesh

laughing Monkey · Post by **laughing Monkey** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 3:14 pm

Did you have to tell him? The roll was my only saving point to not get my ass bitten off.
And I am girl monkey.

Lord Death Hand · Post by **Lord Death Hand** » Sat Jan 17, 2004 5:30 pm

*LDH shrugs and starts eating the cookies that were baking in his stomach*

Mmmmmm....stomach cookies.....

MooCow · Post by **MooCow** » Sun Jan 18, 2004 4:22 pm

Your question was:

Are Caz and Thorn going to wake up before Noon?

The Advice Bunny's response is:

Wouldn't you like to know.

Fucker.....

The Advice Duck says:

The bunny is just pretending he can't tell you. He really just doesn't know the answer.

I KNEW IT!! Roast Rabbit Stew tonight!!!

Nightsky · Post by **Nightsky** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 1:01 am

My Question: "Am I dead?"

Bunny: "Your guess is as good as Mine."

Sowhat · Post by **Sowhat** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 11:58 am

Me: Will me and Waz [my boyfriend] die within the next year?

Bunny: I don't know, but my friend Advice Duck says definately not.

Duck: The answer is actually yes. The bunny lies.