Your Mom

Liniah · Post by **Liniah** » Wed Mar 13, 2002 10:50 pm

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 12:39 am

Are you saying my mom is stupid, or that you're with her. If it's the second, I do NOT need to be imagining my mom having lesbianic sex thankyouverymuch.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 12:25 pm

Yeah? Well your mom *and* a bag of chips.

3278 · Post by **3278** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 3:46 pm

Dude, I could totally get into my mom being a lesbian. My mom's /hot./

Bethyaga · Post by **Bethyaga** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:43 pm

But let me just assure you... 32's mom is no lesbian.

Aaaaaaaawww yeah!

3278 · Post by **3278** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:52 pm

No kidding. I guess she's probably Bi, though; last night, she said she wouldn't mind if I brought another woman to bed with us.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:16 pm

Too bad she hoped it was, Bethy.

3278 · Post by **3278** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:20 pm

I think there's an extra comma in that sentence. Unlike my mom, who has no extra commas anywhere. Rowr.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:23 pm

Too bad she hoped it was Bethy, too. damn damn damn damn damn

3278 · Post by **3278** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:24 pm

Ha-ha! You can't type! You should get yourself Dragon NaturallySpeaking. Dragon NaturallySpeaking, for when you're so fucking lame, you can't even move your own fingers.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:31 pm

Yeah, well I need my ergonomic keyboard, not this NonsplitkeycamewiththecomputerPOS. Then, then! I'll show you all. BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

3278 · Post by **3278** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:36 pm

Oh my god I fucking hate those things. If I could actually type, I'm sure I wouldn't mind them, but since I really seem to type with all the fingers on my right hand except my pinky, and only the middle finger of my left hand - which I hadn't noticed before - I don't exactly have a decent division of labor.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:38 pm

Hope they don't form a union.

3278 · Post by **3278** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:40 pm

Sometimes they form a union, if you know what I mean.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:42 pm

Your fingers get married?

3278 · Post by **3278** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:45 pm

No, no, no. They form a union, if you know what I mean.

Bethyaga · Post by **Bethyaga** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:52 pm

So apparently, they don't work at Wal Mart.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:52 pm

Does Target have a union? Sorry, Taer-jay.

3278 · Post by **3278** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 6:59 pm

"Taer-jay?" You really do need to get your split keyboard. Ha-ha!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 7:39 pm

Tar-jay, I was being overly cute.

3278 · Post by **3278** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 7:44 pm

Well, I think you're always overly cute. I can't keep my damned hands off you.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 8:03 pm

Keep your hands off me, you damned dirty cow-man!

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 8:12 pm

Look...Cazmonster's a tasty human!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 8:20 pm

*Eliahad ponders eating both of them whilst tying a lobster bib 'round his neck*

Mmmm, butter garlic tasty.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 8:22 pm

Damn! I'm a tasty human! You don't want to eat me...I'm feelin' Olvish.

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 11:08 pm

Well, I'm not even human.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Fri Mar 15, 2002 11:29 pm

Olvish? Is that a form of elvish? Or Olivish? In which case, are you a good vish or a bad vish?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 1:05 am

Olvish is a lack of good vish or bad ish. You have no ish.

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 1:08 am

Cazmonster post pumps to try to relieve his current malady.

This sucks muchly, can't be a tasty when the noobz roll up in heyah.

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 1:09 am

You'll get your old coat back, Caz, work it baby, work it!

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 6:33 pm

You can do it man!

*Hands Caz a keg of Rolling Rock.*

Chug it!

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 11:13 pm

CHUG CHUG CHUG!

CHUG!

BRAAAAAP!

Eliahad · Post by **Eliahad** » Sat Mar 16, 2002 11:58 pm

Mmmm, beer battered tasty.

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 12:37 am

Braaaaaaaap!

Damn, now I'm too drunk for Beth's game.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 3:15 pm

I can't wait til v1.0 goes public. I need my fucking Austrasians and Europeans to post pump with. All the fucking testers have to be fucking Americans. I hate all of you, esp that bastard, Milkman Dan.

*proudly wears his "Sleep is for wimps" shirt. (Guess that makes me a wimp.)

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 5:21 pm

Well sorry Cash, I've been busy lately. On Friday I had that D20 Star Wars game I was GMing, and yesterday I went to see Resident Evil.

That's a good movie, by the way, just don't get attached to any of the characters.

Thorn · Post by **Thorn** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 8:23 pm

Look...Cazmonster's a tasty human!

I'll say......

Caz and I saw a "making of Resident Evil" thing. They had actual dogs playing the flayed devil-dogs in that. Oh, they were good good puppies.

Having spent a half-hour going, "Who's da shweet puppy? Who's da good dog?" at the monsters, I think I can now safely go see a matinee.

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 9:55 pm

Cool. I usually don't watch those 'Making of' shows, at least, not until after I've seen the movie. They always have some kind of spoiler in them.

Psykoguy · Post by **Psykoguy** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 6:21 am

usually

The Eclipse · Post by **The Eclipse** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 7:09 am

gee kwyn do you think?

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Mon Mar 18, 2002 2:48 pm

Thorn:: Be sure to let us know how it is...

Memory · Post by **Memory** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 11:02 am

Your Mom!

Szechuan · Post by **Szechuan** » Tue Mar 19, 2002 11:47 am

Your mom's a pine cone.

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 12:45 pm

You mom is an unopened pine cone.

*tosses Szechuan's mom in the fire and watches her explode*

Whoa, she *was* an unopened pine cone. I guessed right!!!

Serious Paul · Post by **Serious Paul** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 1:21 pm

Eww. 32s Mom?!!?!!?!!?!?!!??!??! Paul vomits. Hot?

Kwyndig · Post by **Kwyndig** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 4:04 pm

Cash · Post by **Cash** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 1:47 pm

I think I hear denial!

Cazmonster · Post by **Cazmonster** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 4:43 pm

Resident Evil and Rolling Rock does it get much better?

FlameBlade · Post by **FlameBlade** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 8:22 pm

no, it does not

JetPlane · Post by **JetPlane** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 9:33 pm

Why mom? Why not Sal's mom? She's much prettier.

Your Mom

Your Mom

Wait...

Damn Hands!

Tastiness!

Getting back on topic

Goodness